My run in with the cops

CrownMeKing

Active Member
Ok so last night I was trying to get on to the seminole reservation with my 2 friends to go to this party. At gate #1 we couldn't get through due to one friend not having i.d so we thought 'why the hell don't we try to other gate'. So after we got denied we travel on down to gate #2 but before so, my friend with no i.d hops in the trunk meanwhile my other friend had 22 grams of some cali bubble hash on him that he just got. So I pull up to the second gate and right away they tell me the pull ahead and they take my i.d. At this point cops start slowly pulling up (about 5) and i'm starting to get sketched out. I'm texting the kid in the trunk letting him know what's going on. About 5 minutes later the guard comes to me with a cop and I ask if there was a problem. He says yes can we search this vehicle. I say I do not consent and he cotinues to ask me while I continue to say no I don't have anything in the car. Finally I agree because I figured he'd search it anyways with me refusing and they pull me and friend #1 out. They search the entire car besides the trunk only to find two tall boys that were mine. They searched out persons and found my friends pocket scale, luckily he had the hash crotched so they didn't find it. They dump out my beer and start to question us, about 15 mintues go by when another cop says 'did you check the trunk' as they're walking over to the trunk, to prevent guns from being drawn I say wait I gotta tell you something. He figures there's weed in there but I say there's a kid in there and he just yells out there's a kid in there. They let him out while another cop videotapes from his iphone and automatically asign the name trunk monkey to him, mind you this kid is arab so he thinks they're talking shit lol. So after all that suprisingly they just had a good laugh and questioned us for the seminole data base and let us go. Whole ordeal was about an hour and a half but i'm just glad it was seminole police and not county police. Not fun.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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LOL! Thanks for sharing. FYI, when the guy at gate 1 denied you, he radioed down to gate 2. If they were really slow, they watched you put the monkey in the trunk and had a good laugh on you.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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This sounds like some Super Troopers shit lol Thanks for sharing the story and thanks Tip Top for showing me. Should re-post in Stoneable Quotables x
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
LOL! Thanks for sharing. FYI, when the guy at gate 1 denied you, he radioed down to gate 2. If they were really slow, they watched you put the monkey in the trunk and had a good laugh on you.
exactly what happened.. when 3 kids pulled up to gate one and were denied access, the first thing they did was call up gate 2, 3, 4 and 5 and tell them three kids in a honda accord just tried getting through gate 1 but were denied access..
as soon as you pulled up to gate 2 with only 2 people in the car it was game over..
 

SSHZ

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I hate fuckin cops.......they are all insecure pussies with small dicks. They beat their wives, abuse alcohol and are stupid as rocks. There, it had to be said.....
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
I hate fuckin cops.......they are all insecure pussies with small dicks. They beat their wives, abuse alcohol and are stupid as rocks. There, it had to be said.....
LOL.

"Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at EVERYTHING."

 

kelly4

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Them gates are for keeping people out?

I thought they were for keeping the Indians in...bongsmilie
 

slowbus

New Member
I just got pulled over.The trooper asked how much mj is in the truck.The passenger said"it doesn't matter,I got my card".The trooper said you are right,doesn't matter.We have better things to do.He checked us for warrants and told us have a nice night.I'm still in awe.
 

drolove

Well-Known Member
I just got pulled over.The trooper asked how much mj is in the truck.The passenger said"it doesn't matter,I got my card".The trooper said you are right,doesn't matter.We have better things to do.He checked us for warrants and told us have a nice night.I'm still in awe.
damn! how he know it was in the truck? smell it? lol
 

HeartlandHank

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sounds like someone lost their ass at the casino, eh kelly? Thanks for that check. :bigjoint:
I came ahead in the long run while in MN... Mystic Lake and Treasure Island.

I did not come ahead in Iowa... at the casino as well as with dating a 1/2 Meskwaki girl... that girl was fucking batshit nuts... she got me into all kinds of trouble. All kinds of fun too though.. haha. Shit got really crazy when she turned 18 and had more money than she could spend.

Loved those fry bread tacos though....
 

kelly4

Well-Known Member
sounds like someone lost their ass at the casino, eh kelly? Thanks for that check. :bigjoint:
LOL!! Many, many times. There is a giant one a few miles from my hometown. A few years ago at their peak every tribe member got just short of $1 million a year...tax free.
 

kelly4

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I came ahead in the long run while in MN... Mystic Lake and Treasure Island.

I did not come ahead in Iowa... at the casino as well as with dating a 1/2 Meskwaki girl... that girl was fucking batshit nuts... she got me into all kinds of trouble. All kinds of fun too though.. haha. Shit got really crazy when she turned 18 and had more money than she could spend.
I grew up a few miles from Mystic Lake. They just started serving alcohol to get their revenue back up from gambling.
 

HeartlandHank

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I grew up a few miles from Mystic Lake. They just started serving alcohol to get their revenue back up from gambling.
That should do it...
I have not been to Mystic Lake in almost 10 yrs. It was the first casino I had ever been too.
They let you in at 18...
 
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