WhoDat back at it.

[Bobotrank]

And that, right there, is why it is MUCH safer to smoke weed than drink alcohol. Glad you were ok... er, sorta ok. Glad you're alive. How 'bout that.

 

[Thundercat]

I had one night where I was so drunk I pissed the bed, not off moonshine though. I only had good shine once, and was smart and didn't go crazy. I've never been a big drinker, weed has always been more fun to me.

 

[whodatnation]

Back safe and sound and perfectly coherent... Id consider myself a seasoned vet lol... really though, alcohol is a part of society and its something YOU need to teach your kids about, not something to play with,,, it will make you get on the computer late at night talking nonsense lol jkjk its something to treat with a little respect I guess. Iv been a decent drinker since the age of 14 and only recently have gone weeks without one... I dont miss it

Man I was just watching moonshiners. I need to get some of that shit, its been like 3 years since I've had any shine. That's something else I'd love to add to my list of hobbies, but getting started is not cheap, at least if you want a decent size still. I've seen some small ones made out of preasure cookers, but I would want at least a 5 gallon capacity, and 10 would be better. A 10 gallon still would let me actually make enough at a time to last a few weeks or months depending. A pressure cooker would only give me a couple pints at a time.

On the bucket list along with beer and wine,,, now that I can get into!

My worst ever drinking experience involved moonshine. I was in Atlanta getting trained on some equipment. One of the instructors actually brought the shit, it was in mayo jars. It smelled like rubbing alcohol and tequila and was perfectly clear. After class another coworker and I were already obliterated off what we were calling black captains. It was black velvet whiskey and coke. Then he had the bright idea to hit up the instructor for that moonshine.

There's so much to the story I won't get into. Long story short, I pissed my bed in the hotel, which I don't recall. Then apparently I got in the bathtub, filled it with water and passed out in there. Don't remember that. Somehow I didn't drown. Apparently before I got in the bath though I was doing something with the sink, a washcloth plugged the drain. The sink overflowed all night long and flooded not only our room, but the rooms on either side of us.

I was still in the tub when I woke up in the morning and I saw my bed with a piss stain that had to be 3 feet across, I guess my bladder was a little full. So I pulled off the blankets and threw them in the tub. I went to the front desk and said hey I had a little flood somehow, then went to class! I was hungover for 5 days, no shit. I'm amazed I didn't die. It's one of those things when you realize you must have had a guardian angel looking over you.

Some of us have dodged allot of bullets in life. but even neo gets hit and this aint the matrix. Have recently dealt with this with a very very close friend
On a high note, we all love a good rockstar story!

I had one night where I was so drunk I pissed the bed, not off moonshine though. I only had good shine once, and was smart and didn't go crazy. I've never been a big drinker, weed has always been more fun to me.

Consider yourself lucky then

Off to finish this fat bowl of keif! lol
Had to let my peeps know I was alright.

 

[Thundercat]

Glad to here your good bro, enjoy hope you enjoyed that kief!

 

[jigfresh]

Sorry, I just had to share. My buddys pee story is the best. He and his girlfriend got really drunk at a party or something. Went home, fell asleep. She woke up in the middle of the night to pee. She goes to the bathroom sits down and starts going. She left the light off. I guess Dave woke up from her moving around because here he comes into the bathroom all drunk zombie like. She's talking to him, like "Hey I guess you woke up.... blah blah" Dave stands right in front of her, takes it out, and starts going. pissing into what he thought was the toilet, but instead was his girls face/ chest/ lap. She tried to block the stream but it just make it go all over, so she just let it go. And it was a drunk pee so it was like 40 seconds of full stream. She's hitting him and shit and nothing... he's out. He finishes and goes out to the living room. She took a shower and went back to bed. In the morning she found Dave naked laying on a towel on the living room floor. He has absolutely no recollection of the whole thing.

It's a blessing I was able to stop drinking. I like it way way way too much.

 

[whodatnation]

hahaha thats hilarious!
Feeling like shit today, of course.... Tea is brewing
edit: people tea that is.

 

[supchaka]

Oh wow Jig reminded me of another one! I was at a friends house for a party. Drank too much as usual. I spent the night. My buddy slept on the other couch even though it was his house. The next morning he informs me that some point in the evening I got up from the couch, unzipped my pants and proceeded to piss on his couch. I was like omg, I felt terrible. They were really cool about it. So anyways, I pee'd like right between two cushions so it didn't look so bad, well I lifted the cushions and ill be damned if there wasn't another 3 foot circle of piss underneath. I called my wife to come pick me up and I said oh yeah, stop by the grocery store please and rent an upholstery cleaner cuz I had a little accident.

I should write a book about my misadventures!

 

[supchaka]

I was like fuck dude why didn't you stop me. He's all cuz I was just as drunk as you and couldn't stop laughing.

 

[whodatnation]

lol!
"I hope they serve beer in hell" book full of short stories like this from this guy, supposedly all true. Some entertaining shit in there.


My friend has a habit of drunkenly sleep pissing in dirty laundry baskets lol he does it all the time haha... His roommates dont think its so funny though lol


Been working on compost bin #2 today! so much fun, so relaxing,,, though the wind is making it a pain for leaf collection.
Feeling good

 

[growman3666]

lol!
"I hope they serve beer in hell" book full of short stories like this from this guy, supposedly all true. Some entertaining shit in there.


My friend has a habit of drunkenly sleep pissing in dirty laundry baskets lol he does it all the time haha... His roommates dont think its so funny though lol


Been working on compost bin #2 today! so much fun, so relaxing,,, though the wind is making it a pain for leaf collection.
Feeling good

That book is hellafunny

 

[Thundercat]

They made a movie about it too, I can't remember the name of it right now. My wife turned it off after the first scene. The guy is fucking this deaf chick, and she is making all kinda of aweful noises like an animal getting killed. The neighbors called the cops, and they come barging in on them fcking. Hilarious!!

 

[Bobotrank]

Ok ok, last pee story.

So in college we lived in a big house, and our bed wetter friend/roomie lived on the top floor (everyone has a friend like this). Anyway, we had some friends in town, and one of them was renowned for sleepwalking. So everybody got good and hammered (twas college, after all) and fell asleep, and at some point in the middle of the night, Sleep Walker Dude gets up and sleep walks upstairs to our friend, Bed Wetter's room, and thinking it's his bed, crawls into bed with our friend and passes back out. We have witnesses who saw some of this happen, and know there wasn't any weird shit going down (of course we told Bed Wetter there was when he awoke). In the morning, Bed Wetter wakes up and has pissed the ENTIRE bed, and then proceeds to freak the fuck out at Sleep Walker in his bed next to him, laying in a pool of his urine. I went down stairs at 9 o'clock and Bed Wetter is just sitting on a couch, still drunk and laughing to himself about what has just happened. He's pretty sure he wasn't raped at this point, so is having a good laugh.

I know, lame story. Gotta run!

 

[whodatnation]

Lots of funny piss stories lol







Plants are looking great, there are tops EVERYWHERE.
but still no signs of females,,, this shit is making me sick, Im soooo fucking tiered of looking for females! I had to yell at the plants because this shit is getting on my nerves.
I cant wait to start growing from clone again.

 

[Bobotrank]

Aren't you glad you became the piss story host??

I'm back. Had to go play servant to mom and baby for a second. +rep for me!

How's Gary doing, since I'm going going to talk about your girls anymore (until you know they're all girls)? Was he out slaying the ladies the other night or what?

Gar- E Gar-E

 

[theloadeddragon]

Lots of funny piss stories lol







Plants are looking great, there are tops EVERYWHERE.
but still no signs of females,,, this shit is making me sick, Im soooo fucking tiered of looking for females! I had to yell at the plants because this shit is getting on my nerves.
I cant wait to start growing from clone again.

Do a different project, dont look for them for 5 or 6 days solid, then go back to it. something like that (Im FREAGIN FRIED TOMATO BAKED)

 

[whodatnation]

Do a different project, dont look for them for 5 or 6 days solid, then go back to it. something like that (Im FREAGIN FRIED TOMATO BAKED)

But I want to transplant as soon as possible. and the leftover possible males just wont give me definitive evidence so I can bin them and free up space for the transplants. This is making me so fucking livid.

 

[whodatnation]

Aren't you glad you became the piss story host??

I'm back. Had to go play servant to mom and baby for a second. +rep for me!

How's Gary doing, since I'm going going to talk about your girls anymore (until you know they're all girls)? Was he out slaying the ladies the other night or what?

Gar- E Gar-E

Didint see this post.
Anymore piss stories out there?
Gary is chillin pretty hard.

 

[Bobotrank]

Good. Maybe since he is such the ladies man he can coax the pistils outta those broads.

 

[theloadeddragon]

I got really drunk and pissed in the face of happiness, imediately thereafter crashed my car and walked in on my woman with another man, and smashing my favorite bong,,,,,,,, I dont remember peeing that day at all after that :/

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I got really drunk and pissed in the face of happiness, imediately thereafter crashed my car and walked in on my woman with another man, and smashing my favorite bong,,,,,,,, I dont remember peeing that day at all after that :/

yikes dude.. sorry to hear.



solid journal by the way WhoDat.