Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[cannabineer]

Damn! That's a great idea, I'm gonna try that the next time!

Yell "itch!" over and over ... oh second grade, I remember thee ... cn

 

[hereshegrows]

Totally normal. Your son is a boy. I have two. They've both been through this phase. As a matter of fact, my oldest son will be 13 next year, and I have a feeling we'll go through the penis obsession phase again somewhere around there.

I know he doesn't know what it's for yet...I can only imagine what i'm in for when he does.

 

[Bear Country]

I'm starting to get a little bit worried about my seven year old son. He won't stop obsessing about his penis. It's the punch line of every joke, he draws pictures of it, he calls me to come see what he can do with it when he's in the bath, he even tells me how sad he is for me that I don't have one...should I have him looked at, is this normal?

As sunni said.....he will be like that the rest of his life...LOl nothing to be alarmed about....he's a boy!!!!

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Oh my goodness lol. Do not yell random odd sentences at your 7 year old lol! He'll only think of even weirder things to retort with. Just sit him down, tell him in so many words that acknowledging his penis is completely normal but something you keep to yourself. It's a normal conversation you'll have to have eventually anyway and it's a great time to bring up the whole strangers don't touch you here conversation too. Seems like he's ready to talk about it. He'll probably giggle and you'll have to remind him a few times what is and isn't inappropriate, and then it'll even up. You'll be fine. In the meantime, get some of it on video. You'll need something to laugh at later.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I know he doesn't know what it's for yet...I can only imagine what i'm in for when he does.

Oh. He um. He's 7 lol. He may not know you stick it in a vagina, but he knows...a lot about it lol. Not everything! Don't panic! He has *probably* experimented with masturbation. He has almost certainly not *ahem* "finished" masturbating yet. But he knows it's a fun thing to have.

 

[hereshegrows]

Oh my goodness lol. Do not yell random odd sentences at your 7 year old lol! He'll only think of even weirder things to retort with. Just sit him down, tell him in so many words that acknowledging his penis is completely normal but something you keep to yourself. It's a normal conversation you'll have to have eventually anyway and it's a great time to bring up the whole strangers don't touch you here conversation too. Seems like he's ready to talk about it. He'll probably giggle and you'll have to remind him a few times what is and isn't inappropriate, and then it'll even up. You'll be fine. In the meantime, get some of it on video. You'll need something to laugh at later.

lol, I've saved his drawings...it's mostly of him pissing on someone's face, which he finds hysterical. Damn kids!

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I want a tattoo of a heart on my ankle and inside of the heart I want the words "Damn Kids"

 

[hereshegrows]

...right now my answer is, more wine me be happy

 

[sunni]

your child is gunna be the next BAM or johnny knoxville lol

 

[hereshegrows]

I found out about sex when I was around 7 but I had an older bro and sister, I just don't know who will be the one to tell my boys. What age did you all have a talk with your kids?

 

[Bear Country]

lol, I've saved his drawings...it's mostly of him pissing on someone's face, which he finds hysterical. Damn kids!

Time flys by so quickly...it really does......It seems like just not long ago my kids were small...jumping...playing at the creek that runs in front of my house.....Now My daughters come back home and they bring thier kids...its just weird to see thier children playing on the bridge that they once played on........

 

[Hepheastus420]

your child is gunna be the next BAM or johnny knoxville lol

Bam is a punk. I don't know how many times I've seen the guy cry

 

[hereshegrows]

Bam is a punk. I don't know how many times I've seen the guy cry

I don't have the foggiest who Bam is, I'm going to go catch up.

 

[sunni]

Bam is a punk. I don't know how many times I've seen the guy cry

lol i never liked any of those guys seemed dumb imho

 

[Bear Country]

I found out about sex when I was around 7 but I had an older bro and sister, I just don't know who will be the one to tell my boys. What age did you all have a talk with your kids?

I was talking to my girls about the way it is EARLY...12 or so.....and thats right..me..DAD...I talked to my girls ALL THE TIME about boys and the way boys think.....all the way into young adults....because who better to tell them how a guy thinks....and be truthful and real....then thier DAD....

 

[slowbus]

I'm starting to get a little bit worried about my seven year old son. He won't stop obsessing about his penis. It's the punch line of every joke, he draws pictures of it, he calls me to come see what he can do with it when he's in the bath, he even tells me how sad he is for me that I don't have one...should I have him looked at, is this normal?

I was like that til I was 35

 

[Bear Country]

I don't have the foggiest who Bam is, I'm going to go catch up.

Your not missing nothing...IDIOTS....

 

[wormdrive66]

I found out about sex when I was around 7 but I had an older bro and sister, I just don't know who will be the one to tell my boys. What age did you all have a talk with your kids?

Playboy at 10
Porn at 11
Playin Doctor at 12

 

[UncleBuck]

lol i never liked any of those guys seemed dumb imho

but they all had nice shoes though.

 

[wormdrive66]

I'm starting to get a little bit worried about my seven year old son. He won't stop obsessing about his penis. It's the punch line of every joke, he draws pictures of it, he calls me to come see what he can do with it when he's in the bath, he even tells me how sad he is for me that I don't have one...should I have him looked at, is this normal?

Perfectly normal, I do at least one of those things to my wife every day. They are awesome aren't they? Boing!!!