Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Flaming Pie

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turning off the light?? that is so fucked up lol.

I had some chicks do that to me in Jr high once. AND I WASN"T TAKING A SHIT!


...just mean.
 

Orithil

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Mythbusters busted the rat shit myth on pop cans.

The FDA has certain allowable limits of foreign matter in foods, like fly eggs in tomato sauce and such...hell there's even a defined limit on how much mammal poop is allowed to be in your food.

And you know as well as I do, if it's allowed...it's there, because not having to clean it as much saves money.


Edit : And on a slightly different topic, why are people busting my balls about smoking, when no less than 26 chemicals in coffee have been identified as carcinogens? I don't hear people going nuts to BAN DA COFFEE!
 

Orithil

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Piss on the floor still smells like piss on the floor. Nasty.
Well, some of us are good enough to clean if we miss. It goes back to handling your own hygiene.

And some of us don't use public restrooms ever, under any circumstances because so many people don't know HOW to handle their own hygiene...but in MY house? I'll be damned, if the wife doesn't like how I pee she's welcome to take it in the face.
 

Flaming Pie

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Well, some of us are good enough to clean if we miss. It goes back to handling your own hygiene.

And some of us don't use public restrooms ever, under any circumstances because so many people don't know HOW to handle their own hygiene...but in MY house? I'll be damned, if the wife doesn't like how I pee she's welcome to take it in the face.
Happy wife, happy life.

Happy hubby, lots o money.
 

Flaming Pie

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And again, I was fine with him standing, as long as he wiped down the toilet when done. I even put the packaged wipes on top of the toilet.
 

Bear Country

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turning off the light?? that is so fucked up lol.

I had some chicks do that to me in Jr high once. AND I WASN"T TAKING A SHIT!


...just mean.
Thats some funny shit.......I'm wondering about this one....I always say this...or think this.....I am so Thankful I was born a male!!!!!!!! Do ladies think like that to......thankful they were born female??????? what do you think Ms Pie????
 

Flaming Pie

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Thats some funny shit.......I'm wondering about this one....I always say this...or think this.....I am so Thankful I was born a male!!!!!!!! Do ladies think like that to......thankful they were born female??????? what do you think Ms Pie????
Depends on the person I suppose. Sometimes I wish I could trade my tits for a cock. Just to see what it would be like.
 

Flaming Pie

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I definitely envy the ease of getting dressed as a man. It is so easy to pick out a top and bottom for a man and look classy.
 

Bear Country

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Depends on the person I suppose. Sometimes I wish I could trade my tits for a cock. Just to see what it would be like.
If your wish was granted you wouldnt want to go back!!!! Take it from me....having a cock is AWESOME!!!!! lol but I guess your right....I just wonder about that....
 

Orithil

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But if a deuce comes knocking, what's a guy to do?
Try to remember who's typing this. I haven't left my place more than a handful of time in the past few months, and by past few I mean anywhere from 5-8, my sense of time's a bit wonky, but it's been at least that long with my longest excursion being a walk around the block...and I'm pretty good at taking care of my bathroom needs before embarking on such a trip.
 

Bear Country

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I definitely envy the ease of getting dressed as a man. It is so easy to pick out a top and bottom for a man and look classy.
Perfect example.....you see as a guy.....I would not even be thinking about something like that.....its like whatever but for a gal....HOLY CRAP.....decisions decisions...
 

Orithil

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I definitely envy the ease of getting dressed as a man. It is so easy to pick out a top and bottom for a man and look classy.
Maybe it's just my redneck, but I don't see what's wrong with a girl wearing jeans and a t-shirt, way hotter to me than some of those tops that look like they're half a teddy and capri pants. Seriously, capri pants are horrid.
 

greenswag

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I swear someone is stealing my internet. At about the same time every night (within say, half an hour) it will tank for hours. Every. Fucking. Night. I will go from just fine, running fast, to not even being able to load a page out of no where like hitting a wall. :wall: *flamingrageface because it won't load the 'more' smileys page*
 
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