The federal government doesn't pay the Fed interest.
Right, the taxpayers do.
Inflation is irrelevant because wages have kept pace with it; there is no taking of wealth through inflation unless people are dumb enough to save cash instead of buying investments.
What about people who do not get
wages? Those on fixed incomes or living on their savings?
Here's a little piece of history that should be remembered (the names have been changed to protect the guilty):
Amsterdam, March 1637 (Ruyters): The latest Dutch tulip harvest is in, and experts
confidently predict another bumper year for tulip growers and tulip investors alike. Billionaire
hedge farmer Jon Paulsen is rumoured to have added hyacinths to his multi-strategy offering and
has just launched a fund denominated in daffodils. Tulip stocks climbed by a few millimetres, as
they are prone to every day if they grow at their normal organic rate; Couleren bulbs rallied
another 2 guilders in heavy Antwerp trading; Rosen and Violetten bulbs ended the trading session
more or less unchanged, albeit a bit squashed, and at record highs. The market has been further
buoyed in recent weeks by a tide of manure issued by the leading tulip advocate Pol Kruygman
from his op-ed column in the New Amsterdam Times, Witterings of a Tulip Fanatic. Kruygman
promised to keep the manure coming, whether anybody wanted it or not.
The popularity and rising value of this colourful perennial plant evidently know no bounds and this
is surely a golden age that is never likely to end. Future generations will evidently marvel at the
effortless wealth on offer to investors committing their capital unreservedly to tulips today. Dutch
housewives bedecked in tulip hats, tulip scarves, tulip dresses and tulip shoes danced gaily in the
streets of Tuliptown (formerly Amsterdam) whilst smoking tulip cigarettes, slurping tulip soup, and
drinking tulip beer from tulip beer glasses with tulip straws. Given that the anthocyanin Tulipanin is
toxic to horses, cats and dogs, the inhabitants of Amsterdam have long since stopped rearing
horses, cats and dogs; they have chosen to rear tulips as pets instead.
Many Dutch households have also abandoned the traditional export trades in herring, gin and
cheese in order to concentrate their energies where the action is: tulips. Tulip promoter Dirck
Pieter Tulip commented:
Tulip tulip tulip ! At my tulip worship museum and emporium, All Things Tulip, you can see the
very latest in tulip technology, tulip breeding and tulip trading strategies.
Dirck Pieter Tulip is offering courses in tulip cash / futures arbitrage. Price: One Tulip. Mr Tulip
was formerly a stockbroker. In addition to curating his tulip museum he also edits the specialist
tulip fanciers magazine, Bulb !I have just sold my house, its contents and all my family in order to speculate indefinitely in tulips,
heavily on margin, and advised all my friends to do the same, he added. What can possibly go
wrong ?
Tulip Reserve Bank Governor Ben Berninckje agreed, and greeted the news of the tulip harvest
warmly.
There has never hitherto been a nationwide fall in tulip prices, he pointed out,
So evidently that can never ever happen.
And Governor Berninckje pledged to support tulip prices down to the very last taxpayer, now
that the tulip-related economy accounted for about 99.6% of Dutch GDP. Lending against tulips
accounted for the other 0.4%.
Analysts at the business network ZeeNBZee were quick to voice their compliance with the almost
universal approbation for the pretty, multi-hued offspring of Tulipa gesneriana.
Tulips are definitely the way forward, said one.
Although I have only been in the market since about 7.30 this morning, this is the most incredible
and exciting thing I have ever seen. So I recommend long tulip positions to anyone witless enough
to listen to me.
New derivative markets in tulips are sprouting up daily to enable people to speculate in tulip price
appreciation without having to worry about the tiresome fuss of actually taking delivery of the
attractively patterned flowers. And prices are continually reaching new highs, even in new digital-
only varieties of the plant, or bit-tulips. Talk of tulip millionaires is all the rage. Popular balladeer
Jostin Beebor is said to have been an early investor, but he is rumoured to have sold all his tulip
positions now.
Sceptics of the tulip cult are obviously fusty-minded dullards who lack imagination, vision or a
healthy sense of disbelief. One sceptic, speaking on condition of anonymity although his name is
Cornelis Tromp and he resides at 33 Medomsley Road, Utrecht, remarked,
Something about this environment feels dreadfully wrong to me a contradiction in terms of
logic, common sense and fundamental economics. Every day new tulips come onto the market and
the supply of them has never been higher, and yet every day the prices also reach new records.
But the market is drowning in tulips and there is almost nobody left who doesnt already own
them. Theres not a whole lot you can do with them. And they only bloom for a week. Unless the
laws of supply and demand have been magically rescinded, this fantastical bubble in dotcom stocks
US property bank stocks subprime credit government bonds equities tulips is likely to end very
badly, particularly for neophyte investors who have been urged by irresponsible reserve banks and
an unregulated financial media into the tulip market to the exclusion of just about everything else.
Commentators aside from Mr Tromp, however, were unanimous in their confidence that for as
long as the tulip reserve banks stood ready and willing to throw liquidity at the tulip market, and
for as long as that market was going up, there were no clouds on the horizon, although the
weather correspondent for the New Amsterdam Times pointed out that there was actually a
gigantic, dense, threatening mass of clouds on the horizon.
Tim Price Director of Investment PFP Wealth Management 13th May 2013.