The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

newuserlol

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if you could think of good recipes for lard that would be better, its the fat that the thc sticks too more fat content the better the cannabutter/lard/oil lol
 
bazoomer

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iiKode said:
nearly 5 years ago now, damn thats ages ago, my mate went to holland rotterdam or summit, he sent a half ox of ww and 2 brownies over to himself, his gran signed for it LMAO, all i remember is that i was so stoned off that ww i dont even know what the 1/4 of the brownie i had did lmao.
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Lol, get some made m8 ! I m stoned all night so it saves on about 10 joints IDE usually smoke & I can actually sit & watch a whole film with the mrs without having to go down shed for a J lol
 
iiKode

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newuserlol said:
baz is just a lazy stoner theres plenty of ghee in newport and plenty of pakis too lol most supermarkets sell it nowdays if not just some asian mini supermarket but of course can be brought online too.
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yeah those paki shops with all the paki herbs an that i know of one close buy might see if they have some come harvest, if its realy as har as baz says to find
 
newuserlol

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iiKode said:
im thinking cannabacon and a cannaenglish breakfast lmao hast to be tried?
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lol i thnk don gt did or at least had plans too cook a steak in cannabutter yrs ago lol honestly tho kode it taste rank better to make the ghee or butter and use that in sumfin sweet like cakes.
 
bazoomer

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newuserlol said:
baz is just a lazy stoner theres plenty of ghee in newport and plenty of pakis too lol most supermarkets sell it nowdays if not just some asian mini supermarket but of course can be brought online too.
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Pmsl you're right , I even send my mrs oout to work all day , whilst I get stoned & eat ! Ain't been out of house (or garden)for a fortnight ! Sambo, there's fucking alsorts down here mate ! Zulus , pakis , I couldn't even tell u were some of the stinking immigrants r from ! All I know is , it ain't a small welsh town anymore !
 
iiKode

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newuserlol said:
lol i thnk don gt did or at least had plans too cook a steak in cannabutter yrs ago lol honestly tho kode it taste rank better to make the ghee or butter and use that in sumfin sweet like cakes.
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aye am listenin to ya, iv wanted to do cookies, cakes, an all that for ages now, keep hearin u get mawled an tis good to get some green in ya a different way aswell, iv been smokin joints for over a year now at least a couple days every week and i cant get stoned off of a joint anymore, this harvest i probably wont post cuz ill be hookin over the bucket and spewin after eatin several cookie an that, i allways think i can handle anything, last week took a 3L cider bottle rocket bong, (bottle with a back to pull smoke) i took it but almost died, once u start coughin u dont stop....
 
iiKode

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bazoomer said:
Pmsl you're right , I even send my mrs oout to work all day , whilst I get stoned & eat ! Ain't been out of house (or garden)for a fortnight ! Sambo, there's fucking alsorts down here mate ! Zulus , pakis , I couldn't even tell u were some of the stinking immigrants r from ! All I know is , it ain't a small welsh town anymore !
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are u serious? do u just keep afloat by sellin some harvest, or wut, i wouldnt mind being able to be stoned everyday without any worries

there aint much pakis or niggers round here, but when there is allways massive families, but i know in glasgow somwhere theres a street fullof em, i been in a car drivin down the street but cant remember fuck all about it, prolly had their turbens hangin off the powerlines n shit
 
newuserlol

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iiKode said:
aye am listenin to ya, iv wanted to do cookies, cakes, an all that for ages now, keep hearin u get mawled an tis good to get some green in ya a different way aswell, iv been smokin joints for over a year now at least a couple days every week and i cant get stoned off of a joint anymore, this harvest i probably wont post cuz ill be hookin over the bucket and spewin after eatin several cookie an that, i allways think i can handle anything, last week took a 3L cider bottle rocket bong, (bottle with a back to pull smoke) i took it but almost died, once u start coughin u dont stop....
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im 31 kode and i only stopped the bucket 2yrs ago even tho i tried all sorts of expensive bongs etc nowt gets u as stoned as a bucket imo but just the harshness and the fact i had been doing them since age 12 i thought it was time to stop m8 lol

just make shore u put as much as u can afford into your butter and u wont be disapointed and id be suprised if you want to smoke on top aswel if so ya butter aint strong enough, seriously if you made it strong enough 2 slices of a 8slice cake will last you 8-12hrs.
 
newuserlol

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bazoomer said:
Looool lard , fucking lard ! That should improve taste ! Lol sambbo , u just invented cannalard ! Lol
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lmao its true baz, is just the fat content m8, coconut oil is a better option but ghee is just easy, lard would be just wrong but it would work lol
 
bazoomer

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iiKode said:
aye am listenin to ya, iv wanted to do cookies, cakes, an all that for ages now, keep hearin u get mawled an tis good to get some green in ya a different way aswell, iv been smokin joints for over a year now at least a couple days every week and i cant get stoned off of a joint anymore, this harvest i probably wont post cuz ill be hookin over the bucket and spewin after eatin several cookie an that, i allways think i can handle anything, last week took a 3L cider bottle rocket bong, (bottle with a back to pull smoke) i took it but almost died, once u start coughin u dont stop....
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A big hairy bloke i know said that once untill he showed off & ate 3 of my cakes, after an hour he was flat out on the sette , rousing every so often complaining of "the noise" the poor cunt lost 2 days ! Lol
 
iiKode

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newuserlol said:
im 31 kode and i only stopped the bucket 2yrs ago even tho i tried all sorts of expensive bongs etc nowt gets u as stoned as a bucket imo but just the harshness and the fact i had been doing them since age 12 i thought it was time to stop m8 lol

just make shore u put as much as u can afford into your butter and u wont be disapointed and id be suprised if you want to smoke on top aswel if so ya butter aint strong enough, seriously if you made it strong enough 2 slices of a 8slice cake will last you 8-12hrs.
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nice one yeah, anyone know if u can make cannatea? iv heard of it, but only in movies and skins which is obv shit cuz in that show she has her weed dryin under a hps bulb, wtf and tyhe plant were flowering under t5's? wtf wrong again, then to top it off she had clones in with flowering plants? how is she flowering 7ft plants which i doubt are autos, under t5's and have clones which obv need 18/24 hours of light lmao mad at a tv show.

yeah i probably wont smoke ontop of that, we will see, hopefully ill be chattin when iv got them an tellin ya how fucked up i can get mysel, all tie mysell to the pc chair before i start munching
 
bazoomer

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newuserlol said:
lmao its true baz, is just the fat content m8, coconut oil is a better option but ghee is just easy, lard would be just wrong but it would work lol
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You'll be telling me to cook it in cow shit next & it tastes like fresh clitoris ! Lol , seriously though I know what you're on about with the fat thing, I like drinking milk whith a spliff also , . . I think it improves it. I think sainsburys do gee !
 
iiKode

iiKode

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bazoomer said:
A big hairy bloke i know said that once untill he showed off & ate 3 of my cakes, after an hour he was flat out on the sette , rousing every so often complaining of "the noise" the poor cunt lost 2 days ! Lol
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fuck me sounds like a good time

was that 3 whole cakes or 3 little cakes or 3 slices of a cake?
 
newuserlol

newuserlol

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bazoomer said:
A big hairy bloke i know said that once untill he showed off & ate 3 of my cakes, after an hour he was flat out on the sette , rousing every so often complaining of "the noise" the poor cunt lost 2 days ! Lol
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i gave some1 3 slice of my cake once same again poor fucker lost days and was then accusing me of lacing it with acid lmao
 
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