The UK Growers Thread!

imcjayt

imcjayt

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lmaooooooooooo
iiKode said:
lmao, iv been there used to live with a foster famly with 8 kids under 5, sometime you cant help it but to laugh, an that just makes em worse, had 1 boy they adopted was premature, realy funny little boy couldnt speak properly but we all understtod cuz he done hand reastions, and reinacted things, hed get very frustrated when you didnt understand what he was saying aka laughing, thatd just make him worse, then he learned the ball shot, so i allways kept me distance
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iiKode

iiKode

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The Yorkshireman said:
Been staking up plants in a t-shirt, come downstairs to wash yer stinking arms and there's no white spirit left under the sink!?

No bother lad, pull that litre bottle of voddy out of the fridge and use a splash or two of that.

Fucking classy in my house........
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nothin vodka cant cure, hha, been meaning to compliment ur sig mate, very cleever, next time i hear sombdy tell me iv got a short temper ill pull out that one
 
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IC3M4L3

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iiKode said:
im alright thanks mate, how are you doin today anyway?
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orite matey just finhising setting up the grow room,, hey wat happened to those things? just remebred them?

just ordered a MH for veg so lets see, ordering a red spec for flower so should be minted!

yorkie? wat happened to your white suits you was banging on about?
 
iiKode

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imcjayt said:
lmaooooooooooo
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surprisingly bright actually, his name was mickey as in mikky, not gonna say his real name but was close to that, he actually renamed himself mikky, the poor boy tho had a deformed bit on his penis had to get surgery, his mother was a complete twat, who fucking drinks in their last 4 month of pregnancy, also he walked around in sunglasses because his eyes were realy sensitive to light, poor boy, but he was realy clever considering, little bastard used to let the dogs out the kennels as a distraction so he could go and steal sweets in the kitchen, this was a 5 or 6 yr old were talking about must be bout 9 now.
 
imcjayt

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lol your gonna laff but i cldnt give a fuk...u lot kno i dow smoke the weed...few days ago i took a bud of one of my plants....only littleone off bottom and dryed it...thort fbuk it om gonna c what happens......anyways lastnite i smoked it...i was fbuked...like id took 3 tamazipan...and them my fukin ears wouldnt stop ringing lol
 
imcjayt

imcjayt

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lmao thats class ha ah aha
iiKode said:
surprisingly bright actually, his name was mickey as in mikky, not gonna say his real name but was close to that, he actually renamed himself mikky, the poor boy tho had a deformed bit on his penis had to get surgery, his mother was a complete twat, who fucking drinks in their last 4 month of pregnancy, also he walked around in sunglasses because his eyes were realy sensitive to light, poor boy, but he was realy clever considering, little bastard used to let the dogs out the kennels as a distraction so he could go and steal sweets in the kitchen, this was a 5 or 6 yr old were talking about must be bout 9 now.
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iiKode

iiKode

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IC3M4L3 said:
orite matey just finhising setting up the grow room,, hey wat happened to those things? just remebred them?

just ordered a MH for veg so lets see, ordering a red spec for flower so should be minted!

yorkie? wat happened to your white suits you was banging on about?
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yeah mate i got 4 rooted, you still wantin how many? dont have any cash what so ever, right now is it orite to leave it 2 weeks, they have jus been put in little pots tonight actually, so ur gettin bout 3/4L of soil with it if you choose em, but washin the roots off wont be hard for the likes of you aye?, they are still growing out their old leaves an shit, but i can put em back into the tiny pots i got, make it easier to give you a couple in 1 pack

dont worry bout packaging i can sort that out, jus dont know how much itl cost, as iv jus spent the last of my dosh on soil
 
Saerimmner

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indikat said:
oh yeah Sae gutted for ya, me an tha mrs wer vaping wat I sent you last nite an we had rite ggod time, theres a little bit o green in it too...packaging is sealed aluminium so don't stress but the heat....the bubble...its gonna be sticky man
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lol cool, i remember either you or someone saying earlier in the thread that the warmer it gets the more it melts correct? If so what would you say the best way to get it into a J would be since i literally only have rizla an fags at me disposal lol (lost me pipes n bongs etc when we moved house)

Mind yo saying that if it was needed i could go all old school and knock together a bottle or lung or summat lol

An as for the sorting office thing im not particularly that bothered as me best mates dad is one of the managers there so if anything ever did happen it would get swept under the carpet n ignored in less than 2mins lol
 
spooningbadgers

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The Yorkshireman

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iiKode said:
nothin vodka cant cure, hha, been meaning to compliment ur sig mate, very cleever, next time i hear sombdy tell me iv got a short temper ill pull out that one
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Lol, well there's a lot of irrational and ill informed bullshit happens concerning growing and I'm not one one to stand for it if it's in front of my face.

I had about a year of sheep telling me I was abrasive and aggressive so that went up, it's calmed down since lol.
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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iiKode said:
if you seen my size it would be even funnier mate, was like david vs 6 Goliath's

cant remember if it was the same night but i once pinged a fag at a bouncer then done a runner, fuckin bastards are like police round here i know sae aint gonna like this but he was being a cunt for all i can remember lmao

i dont go out often but when i do, i fuck shit up thats for sure, gave a random guy the leftovers of a joint outside a club, came back out for a fag bout an hour later an he was spewing all over the place off his nut, he was trying to point at me while his mate tried to pick him up
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Ha dont worry about me mate im under no illusion as to how much of a cunt ya average bouncer is after 15years working with em lol
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Mastergrow said:
I ain't very big either kode but knocked fuck outta a bouncer at a local club one time for hittin me an open handed slap on the face, the rest of the bouncers stood and watched, I went back to try and get in the next week, the bouncer had got the sack and I was allowed in lol, they said he was no good to them because he couldn't handle himself and looked bad for them when someone the size of me kicked fuck outta him lol.
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Funnily enough i was very similar but on the other side of the fence lol, i was the smallest doorman on the firm ( 5'10" 11st) and the other door staff always wondered what the fuck was going on when they saw me dragging 19stone of rugby player/squaddie out the door n beating the living cunt out of em lol, even had a few of the other doorstaff have a pop at me trying to prove emselves in front of their mates an it caused em all sorts of embarrassment when they woke up in the middle of the pavement/road after being choked out or having the living fuck kicked out of em lol
 
iiKode

iiKode

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Saerimmner said:
Ha dont worry about me mate im under no illusion as to how much of a cunt ya average bouncer is after 15years working with em lol
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alot of them are good tho phonin taxis for ppl n that, but alot of them push their powers aswel sometimes doin a bit of both haha
 
iiKode

iiKode

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Saerimmner said:
Funnily enough i was very similar but on the other side of the fence lol, i was the smallest doorman on the firm ( 5'10" 11st) and the other door staff always wondered what the fuck was going on when they saw me dragging 19stone of rugby player/squaddie out the door n beating the living cunt out of em lol, even had a few of the other doorstaff have a pop at me trying to prove emselves in front of their mates an it caused em all sorts of embarrassment when they woke up in the middle of the pavement/road after being choked out or having the living fuck kicked out of em lol
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just gotta love it, the attention ya get when the bets arnt on you ehh
 
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