hempyninja309
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Lord our father forgive me for snorting cocaine and having sex with women I've just met. Can I just say 50 our fathers and 20 hail marys or is it too late???
Confessions
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
This reminds me of something I need to make amends for.
In the late 70's I took a friend to the airport "somewhere" in S Fla, he was a commercial fisherman going to buy (another) boat - the guy had loads of cash always & a serious white lady connection. We got to the airport & he slips me his bag of powder, easily almost an eighth & says have a good one dude & takes off into the terminal. Well, as I'm driving out I spot his carry-on in the back seat & do the round about, find him at his gate & off he goes.
On my way out these Hari Chrishna's come up trying to sell me flowers & books & shit - I run them off, but not before noticing the chick in the bunch is killer cute & smuggling cantaloupes.
I run her down & offer to blow her out, she looks around & bolts into the parking lot with me.
Ahhh, fine memories of trying to convert a lost sheep.
And they really don't wear anything under that robe.
At least she didn't.
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
....please forgive me for passing out all those free 714's in the bars and reaping the benefits.
Singlemalt
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Ahh..the Krishnas! I miss those fuckers. Though not so much a confession cuz it was funny: 1977, premier of the movie Star Wars in Westwood,Ca. The line is blocks long, me and my bud and our girlfriends are a little more than halfway up the line. I look back behind us and see the Krishnas working the line and giving out flowers, etc. Figger that in about 15 mins they'll be to us. Dunno why I did this, but they get to us and hand the girls some flowers and pitch their gig....I snatch the flowers from both girls and eat them all, all the while being loud and aggressive, demanding more flowers to eat and getting pissed cuz they have no more. I'm getting all caveman and accuse them of holding out and being VC and threaten to light them up. Now my buddy knows I'm just fucking around and is dying, as were most of the guys around us.....all the women were absolutely appalled. The Krishnas are scared shitless and beat it out.....I get a standing ovation from the guys and all the women are pissed at their guys for doing so. Our girls broke up with me and my bud later that night for my behavior and his support thereof. He and I are still buds to this day......good times
minnesmoker
Well-Known Member
I want to smoke a bowl with you.
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Minnesmoker...as long as tequila is not involved, very bad things occur when tequila and me mix 
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Simply awesome.This reminds me of something I need to make amends for.
In the late 70's I took a friend to the airport "somewhere" in S Fla, he was a commercial fisherman going to buy (another) boat - the guy had loads of cash always & a serious white lady connection. We got to the airport & he slips me his bag of powder, easily almost an eighth & says have a good one dude & takes off into the terminal. Well, as I'm driving out I spot his carry-on in the back seat & do the round about, find him at his gate & off he goes.
On my way out these Hari Chrishna's come up trying to sell me flowers & books & shit - I run them off, but not before noticing the chick in the bunch is killer cute & smuggling cantaloupes.
I run her down & offer to blow her out, she looks around & bolts into the parking lot with me.
Ahhh, fine memories of trying to convert a lost sheep.
And they really don't wear anything under that robe.
At least she didn't.
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
I miss Lemons.
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
What minne said....
minnesmoker
Well-Known Member
I always thought that was the turning/motorcycles going straight (intersection passing) lane. I also like to be first in line in the left hand going straight lane, and then go when the left arrow goes -- to make my left.
@ Singlemalt
"excellent! someday remind me to tell you about the Jehovah's Witness"
That day is here my friend - your turn.
"excellent! someday remind me to tell you about the Jehovah's Witness"
That day is here my friend - your turn.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
not mine, but a friend of mine was delivering pizzas one day, driving fast through a residential neighborhood when a resident told him to slow down.
he screams back "fuck you faggot!" only to realize that he is delivering to the house next door.
he was fired later that day.
he screams back "fuck you faggot!" only to realize that he is delivering to the house next door.
he was fired later that day.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
now one from me:
one time, in 8th grade, i stole a watch that belonged to gym teacher. dude got pissed because apparently it had some sort of sentimental value to him. everyone in class blamed someone other than me, even though i should have been one of the usual suspects.
whole class got punished for weeks right before we graduated, detention every day for the whole class.
i moved to arizona a couple weeks after and just chucked the watch on the side of the road one night while i was out riding my bike.
gym teacher was a dick, i don't feel bad at all about it.
one time, in 8th grade, i stole a watch that belonged to gym teacher. dude got pissed because apparently it had some sort of sentimental value to him. everyone in class blamed someone other than me, even though i should have been one of the usual suspects.
whole class got punished for weeks right before we graduated, detention every day for the whole class.
i moved to arizona a couple weeks after and just chucked the watch on the side of the road one night while i was out riding my bike.
gym teacher was a dick, i don't feel bad at all about it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I stay as long as possible in the "lane closed ahead" lane. It's a dirty win but still a win.
see4
Well-Known Member
I used to fucking hate that shit. But now I figure.... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
hoonry
Well-Known Member
went out to dinner with the wife's family one night. was showing my grandmother-in-law pictures on my cell phone, and forgot I had taken half a dozen close up shots of my wife's tits and played with them - converted them to sepia, black and white, funhouse, etc. she's scrolling through and all of a sudden there's a giant tit on the screen. she immediately hit scrolled into - another titty. hit the scroll button again, another titty! dammit! she handed the phone back to me with a weak smile and said nothing else about it... ah man talk about great moments in awkwardness!
