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minnesmoker

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You can't buy 2 things in ABQ, without having to defend yourself.

Sharpies, and clown makeup.

Watch the video, and then think of that, at 8 AM, and I had to drive to Starbucks to get my coffee. I know, first world problem. But... WATCH THE VIDEO, it's really like that. I gotta smoke a bowl on the way, to deal with ordering, and smoke another on the way home, to deal with the stress of having ordered.
 
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banks dank

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minnesmoker said:
You can't buy 2 things in ABQ, without having to defend yourself.

Sharpies, and clown makeup.

Watch the video, and then think of that, at 8 AM, and I had to drive to Starbucks to get my coffee. I know, first world problem. But... WATCH THE VIDEO, it's really like that. I gotta smoke a bowl on the way, to deal with ordering, and smoke another on the way home, to deal with the stress of having ordered.
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Thats pretty funny they harass people outside of starbucks what a bunch of assholes lol
 
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joe macclennan

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ok I got a funny one. Used to live next door to my old man. He is known to party and stay up for days on absolute and the yayo. One time he sent this fucked up chick over @ like ten in the morning for something or other. It pissed me off cuz my wife was like wtf is she doing here..etc.

So a while later I had some Jw show up giving me their spiel. I politely told them that I was not interested but was pretty sure the neighbor could use their help. I knew he had been up on a two day bender with another one of his crazy women. They dutifully went over and knocked on the door. I was laughing my ass off as he was trying to shoo them away.

Paybacks a bitch.
 
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joe macclennan

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we also ambushed and shot a police cruiser w/paintball guns one time. and shot some fat lady in the ass when she bent over to grab a bag of chips in a convenience store w/paintballs also. funny ass shit
 
Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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OK, so first I would like to say that I am 51 years old and I like several Insane Clown Posse songs.


I was a cab driver back in the day and I got a call to pick a guy up at a bar like a half a block from the beach. This guy hops in and says he wants to see if his buddy is at this other bar like 200 yards away. He is wearing coveralls and reaches into the pocket and pulls out a wad of bills and peels off a $20 and has me wait for him.


I am waiting parked on the side street. He had to walk up the street and take a left down the "strand" a couple doors down.


A few minuets later he comes back to the cab, he is looking all around the back seat and then he asks me if I had his money. I told him I had the twenty and that was all I had. He is all pissed off and I take him home. I had the twenty so I got paid.


A couple minuets later I get a call from the dispatcher asking if I stole this guys money. Fucking asshole called the company and told them I ripped him off.


This gets me thinking that I know he had money, I saw it. I drive back to where he got out and I take a look around. The sidewalk he had to walk down was right next to a restaurant that had little tables outside with the umbrellas. There are people eating at the tables, it is day time and light out. The sidewalk goes between the tables and some bushes. I look in the bushes and there is a $100 bill. Then another bill and another. I end up pulling like $800 out of these bushes.


$800 was just about what I needed to pay rent and bills.


This money very well may have been his money, but it was not in the cab. I may have given it back to him had he not accused me of being a thief.
 
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gR33nDav3l0l

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I told a colleague I find extremely attractive "your cake sure looks yummy!" on her birthday. Felt really nasty when I said it, cause I wasn't really talking about the actual cake :eyesmoke::eyesmoke:
 
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joe macclennan

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I confess to paying 160$ for a cab ride once.

moral to the story.....ask how much?... when going to destinations in a strange city.

the greedy bastard had enough balls to ask for a tip too :finger:
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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joe macclennan said:
I confess to paying 160$ for a cab ride once.

moral to the story.....ask how much?... when going to destinations in a strange city.

the greedy bastard had enough balls to ask for a tip too :finger:
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i was quoted a flat rate of $120 from a strip club in Miami to Hollywood.. we arrive and the fare said 60. I was like fuck that buddy ill give you sixty. 'no no no, you give me 120 or i call the cops' ' call them on the kid who paid you nothing, thanks for the ride.'
 
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minnesmoker

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I text. I'm a texting fool. We have unlimited texts, and I think we get close to the limit some months... At the height of our texting tomfoolery we (the boss lady and I) were using a combined total of over 100,000 texts a month. We're only at around 10k-20k most months, now. I hate talking on the phone. Text me, Email me, Skype Message me, PM me, but please, for the love of all that's good and worthwhile, don't make my phone ring. (Unless you are one of those few people I've given my number to, and said "call me." That list is at about 10.) But then, I have a Razr M. And, I want a Droid X! I'm addicted to new technology, and don't give 2 shits about google collecting stats on me. I use a burner for things I don't want connected to me.


I confess, I met some juggalos at the smoke shop yesterday. Turns out that some of them are pretty interesting and normal people. I still don't understand the draw and culture, though.
 
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minnesmoker

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Kodank Moment said:
I would kill every single cop in my county without blinking an eye. Wife, kids, pets...doesn't matter. Kill every last fucking one.
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FYI. I went to prison for telling one cop that... That I'd kill him, his wife and kids, and his dogs.

Gotta' be careful with those kinds of statements, some people think that they're "terroristic threats."
 
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Kodank Moment

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minnesmoker said:
FYI. I went to prison for telling one cop that... That I'd kill him, his wife and kids, and his dogs.

Gotta' be careful with those kinds of statements, some people think that they're "terroristic threats."
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If I could do it, it wouldn't be a threat. However, lacking the firepower to kill 150 armed people is what deters me.
 
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