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Tape it back up! Maybe rig a splint as well, if necessary. Good luck!

FELLOWES!!! Welcome back, buddy! Glad you finally got out of the big-house. Sorry you had to go in, in the first place ...such a sh*tty way to get locked up. Glad to have both you and, hopefully, some of your funny stories back! :clap:

GOD BLESS the USA, man!!!! F*CK YEAH!!!!!!! I'm so hard with Patriotism right now!!!! :hump:

Dude ...you're getting me so PSYCHED UP, right now, to be an American!!!! I want to dry hump the sh*t out of a flag right now!!! :hump:

Do you listen to a lot of Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Oh sh*t! I just realized this thread was regarding LIBERALS. It thought this whole time he wanted to kill LIBRARIES! :lol:

Are you wearing an ill t-shirt with an eagle airbrushed on it right now? Would you describe your hair as, "flowing"?

USA! USA! :spew:

Brick weed and cough syrup? Yeah ...mad jealous. :lol: :clap:

Haha! Cheers! :peace:

We might not share political views ...but we can both agree on this, my friend. :peace: :lol:

Could be worse: http://mediamatters.org/blog/200906240026 FAUX News = pathetic.

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

You know you're high when you just ate a 3" thick, 3.5# porterhouse all by yourself. ;)

"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? "

"Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy. "

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior...

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. "

I like ...skinny skiing. I like bullfights on acid. :peace:

I think I made a humorfail. :lol: