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been up for 28 hours insomnia mixed with being manic is cool! feel so energized #dontneedsleep Vagabonding Book Report of Doom PART 1 “Vagabonding involves taking an extended time-out from normal life. Six weeks, four months, two years–– to travel the world in your own terms” Busy...

why would i type a freestyle? the beat and the typing of the words wont sync, i do it in real life hombre #fuckingnerd

been up for 24 hours being manic and being an insomniac so i created this 1500 word book summary of the four hour work week and i spent about 10 minutes freestyle rapping #haveablessedday The Four Hour Work Week Book Review of Doom PART 1 Yes the book that Is also the bible for the earthlings...

thats not a video!

can i stick my chorizo in your taco???

hey you know that brand of cider called cummins? yeah its called cummin cider (cum inside her) hey you know that brand of cider called dickins? yeah its called dickins cider (dick inside her)

ill remix that line, whats better than a good remix or cover of a good band? You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs, fuck it til it bleeds, ill be drowning it period blood thicker than mud, chunks of vaginal walls, can i fuck you in the bathroom...

hey are you a stripper? cus i want to be swimming deep in your pussy like im flipper #justmakethingsrhymeaye the liquor got my dick thicker when i was all up in her i was like before you swallow my jizz better pray and say gace but then she looked at me with a funny ass face she was like why...

heres how to get her number in front of her boyfriend.... say these magic words you were inside beyonce then you got soft homie thats beyond gay

you know what NASA saw come out of a black hole in the milky way galaxy? a big piece of turd. it was hot and steamy like the hot and steamy anal sex were gonna have. of course. i toss it. am i rite? or am i rite? trane ya brane for cool jokes and not piss people off and get your eyes poked...

when i hallucinate i see shit like his.. all when im sober <iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F1433602463632855%2Fvideos%2F1725960761063689%2F&show_text=0&width=400" width="400" height="400" style="border:none;overflow:hidden"...

bill muthafuckin nye. that guy is a G

implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line. these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

shut the front door mother sucker jive turkey thanksgiving dinner ass little bitch

so erect and a hard wood... what? im talking about a tree

you guys give me the lulz

speaking of dogs, this beloved dog warrior has a rank of sergeant, he found and sniffed well over 100 plus improvised explosive devices created by the taliban, deployed to iraq and afghanisan multiple times then it finally got tired of seeing war because the dog has PTSD so he decided to end it...