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Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Yo mama so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard. Yo Mama so stupid she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

shit i tried to save it as long as i can but im a smoke man lol... what i had stashed was smoked up quik and i sold the rest to make a lil xtra cash...waiting to grow some more this time im goin big dog status :bigjoint:

haha first time anal stpry always good lol. i remember my first anal....she didnt like it at all lol.

5 mins? shit i need like 30 minute intermissions haha. cant go back to back to back without stopping...unless like you said, shes super hot.

yes im sorry but it was funny. i would +rep you but it wont let me. repsect tha cock...lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats the funniest thing ive heard all day.

cheez my stash has BEEN gone... i smoked the last of it like a week ago. Some good nug, better than moost shit floatin around here. I need to make my damn grow room but i dont have the necessities at this time...arg.

ROFLMAO! thats funny as hell cheez.... i had a gf like that once... i knick named her "shop vac"... the first night of us "going out"... it was my friends bday so we were out on the strip gettin dunk watchin the races and shit...later that night we went to his house and continued the party...

well i just blazed a rillo of headies and PK...im good

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says "One at a Time PLEASE!"...

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

bleez i want your med card lol

wtf...who would wanna see that shit.... -rep if you say yes.

not shit...pissed cause i only got shitty ass weed to smoke and i rather be sober than smoke it....i want some fuckin nugs...

whats up guys

hahaha thats funny. just yesterday i had my gf in her favorite position, "doggy style"...bangin the shit outa that ass...out of the blue shes starts trying to moves away saying baby, baby, baby!...i stop and i ask her, whats wrong? she replies i already came like 5 times im trying to get...

haha a good bj story...be ellabrate.

leaves yellow and fall off during flowering... but looks like you have nute burn..

haha i got asnother gr8 none im savin ....haha