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    October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

    Well here it is again,Breast Cancer Aware Month,Please,poke em strok em thump em Squeeze Em Love Em,and for Gods sake take care of em.All That I ask in return,is that you support a national testicular cancer month.
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    300.00 Dollar Gift card

    I will give anyone who grows a bud with the face of Jesus on it a300.00 gift card of your choosing.Really!!! You have until October 1st 2016. (Note,must be complete face,meaning hair and beard as well,and at least two RIU members must agree that it does indeed look like Jesus) Those are the rules.
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    Hello Everybody

    Good Luck To ya,rain rain and more rain
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    We're chamber pipes around in the 70s?

    Damn,If that is an antique,then what does that make me.?Oh God,I knew better than to say that out loud around this bunch.
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    Canada banks that ship to U.S

    This is a very subjective question here.It seems everyone has at least one bad experience with a seed bank at one time or another.I have personally used B.C.Seed King,but there is a thread here trashing them.See what I mean.Anyway,seeds have been true,females between 5to9 germinated on at least...
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    Hello Everybody

    A big Howdy to ya.Sitting in Coastal NC,waiting on the hurricane.
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    We're chamber pipes around in the 70s?

    Are you talking about those pipes that unscrewed and put a bud in,then smoked thru the bowl,pulling the smoke by the bud in the chamber.?Used to smoke out of those a lot.Problem was the bud would get full of black resin,then it wouldn't stay lit,plus it tasted crappy.
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    LSD stories!

    You should read about the guy that discovered it.His first time,he accidentally spilt this stuff on his hand,after washing it off,he closed shop and headed for home.He always rode a bicycle to and from work,it hit him while he was riding home.When he got home,he described to his wife, what, in...
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    Today Oct.1 Oregon goes full legal

    Starting today,you can purchase cannabis for recreational use.Some stores opened their doors at MidNight,in an attempt to try and alleviate some of the back up that is expected from the large crowds.Their is even a fear of a shortage,as the fall harvest isn't ready yet.And to sweeten the deal,no...
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    Human Settlement on Mars

    I hope we get there before the Russions do.I hate borscht.
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    Got robbed at gun point last night.

    Hey!!! I Smoke New Ports,and some people even call meCasper.
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    Do you have a robot Vagina?

    My wife says "I sometimes wish I had a robo vagina,but them some stupid man would come along and invent a bionic cock."But seriously,am I dating myself by saying that the only video games I ever played where Atari Plug n Play.(Remember them)Then whatever that was with Mario Brothers,the first...
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    Confessions

    Ummm Maybe,but then again,Maybe Not. We all carry the burden of sin,just in different ways.However according to Billy Joel,"The Sinners are much more fun" I must now light some lemon grass and meditate on this.
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    Got robbed at gun point last night.

    Thus the old adage "No good deed goes unpunished" "Well I'm Telling ya Son,that it ain't no fun staring straight down a forty four." Lynard Skynard.
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    Got robbed at gun point last night.

    Are you sure it wasn't a squirt gun with lighter fluid?Scary
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    Confessions

    I got caught once by a husband,while having sex with his wife.I lied and said "it ain't what it looks like dude.But it really was.
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    how many times a day do you see 420

    There you all go again,slandering law enforcements good name.Why ,they protect us Normal Folks,from you mess of insane pot heads.I've watched RefeerMadness,you all better quit or suffer the consequences.Yep I laugh every time I see 1 Adam 420. And my favorite. "Oh My God I see 420 people...
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    Day in the life of a Sperm Donor!

    This damn thread got me in trouble.The other night,the wife was feeling a little randy.I just looked at her and said"Whoa,I just found out this stuff is worth money,that will be a hundred bucks please,and make it cash,I don't take credit cards or checks."After she finished laughing hysterically...
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    Twit or Twat?

    People are just outright scared of people these days.I am almost always, nice to people.If you say Hi,or start a conversation,I will be happy to chat.Humans are fascinating with great story's,if you take time to listen.
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    Ohio Legalization

    I would volunteer to be a schedule one,lab human !! Love them buckeye balls.
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