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This has become an issue lately. Either I'm a weed addict or a sex addict ...I think they are symbiotic

I would probably vote for anyone who wasnt a career politician over someone who was.

Ill admit that im part of the equation. I dont make the right decision ALL of the time. Im not level headed %100 of the time. Just like everbody else.... introducing a gun into my life is just one more negative variable that I don't need. It's all about risk vs reward for me. you can continue...

Seat belts reduce my chances of being killed. Gun ownership increases my chances of being killed. See the difference?

Prepared for what? When it's cloudy outside I don't walk around with copper wire dragging behind me to ground me in case lightning strikes. My point, wether you missed it on purpose or not, was that in my estimation the risks greatly outweigh the benefits.

I just don't get it, I never really feel like im in that much danger, and I live in a big east coast city (surprise!). I'm not going to lie, crime rates here are pretty high and I've even thought about getting a gun...but then I thought about it and I realized I've never really been in a life...

I'm just saying when I was in school there was always those shitty little troll kids who did weird shit for attention and now they're shitty troll adults...with guns! who are always posting on facebook about guns this, and 2nd amendment that... just waiting for the chance to shoot somebody and...

most of the people I know who are all about guns are the pussies who got picked on in high school

Snoooooore Who. The. Fuck. Cares. Even IF (and that's a big "if") they intentionally tried to mislead and use disinformation. ...so what? The right does that EVERY DAY! The only reason the left doesn't get all bent out of shape about it is because they cant keep track of all the lies, they're so...

this isn't my video, I just thought it was pretty interesting.

It's cool...i didnt think you were capable of it anyway

Similar experience, different generation. I was like 11 the first time I saw Eddie Murphy raw I remember me and my friends quoting all the bits at school, same thing with the diceman... first time I saw chappelle was on Def Comedy Jam maybe in '94 and I said to myself "this guy is a fucking genius"

You're confusing saying grace with religion promoted by the state.

Pablo Franciscos movie voice guy is one of my favorite bits of all time I'd like to mention Doug Benson because he's a weed comedian I just wish he were funny

I know..that wasn't really directed at you personally. It just a lazy click of the reply button on my part

I aint gonna let that mooslim obama come and take my cars!

would you support a law where you had to register and title all of your vehicles and give the government all your information and even have to be forced to pay insurance in case you accidentally kill someone?!

Damn...really tough to narrow it down to 5. It probably changes depending on my mood but here goes. Rodney Dangerfield Mitch Hedberg Dave Chappelle (he's back baby! Going to see him live in New York) Eddie Murphy Louie c.k. Special mention to brian regan though...that dude kills

I don't usually directly respond to quotes unless they are so utterly ridiculous that I can't help myself. Your argument of "why do blacks get to use the word nigger and I don't" shows a complete lack of empathy and an unwillingness and/or inability to look at complex issues from a different...

Flushing = old wives tale