1000 Things to do while stoned

caliboy80

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730. Do the things that u forget/can't b bothered to do when sober
731. Polish the guns
732. enjoy a nice view
733. watch a good boxing match (hatton v malignaggi) this sat
734. Watch a good horror movie
 

LedZeppelin8906

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735. Play guitar - Santeria, Voodoo Child, Metallica, Led Zeppelin
736. Play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
737. Smoke a cigarette
738. Drink Pepsi
 

VansStoner1748

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739. get crunk.
740. gut a fish.
741, clean a fish.
742. skin a fish.
743. trim a fish
744. cook a fish
745. eat a fish
746. relize it was a cat:-|
 

d@w$y

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752. try and catch a fly and put it on a string
753. realise that ur flat is a fuckin state
 

ALX420

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755. walkin' down the street with some chicken and a forty.
756. yellin' at these hoochies.
757. lookin' for a party.
758. drink it fast.
759. make it last.



760. get a little bit higher now.
 

VansStoner1748

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761. go from havin little.
762. to havin lots.
763. from buyin weed.
764. to growin pot.
765. get this fuckin thread done already.
766. watch gadfather 1&2...wont watch 3
767. get you dogs final distemper Vaccs.
 

rustybud

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774. chew on a packet of chewits.
775. meat slap ur mate while he is sleepin
776. watch a cripple fight
 
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