1000 Things to do while stoned

FluffyToke

FluffyToke

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1066. buy superglue (non-toxic)
1067. learn about how superglue can be used for safe effective emergency stitches
1068. obtain more plutonium
1069. mate with the plutonium
1070. mutate superglue
1071. mate with superglue
1072. become super plutonium glue man
1073. sticky the fuck up the world.
1074. die a lonely death
 
d@w$y

d@w$y

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1075. realise that pple dont read the startin page wen it says 10 things to do per post
1076. give the women a good cin too
 
FluffyToke

FluffyToke

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1077. go back and read 15 pages back when somebody said that already
1078. "realize" that it's just a thread, and we can post however many we want
1079. buy a box of cigarellos
1080. contemplate carl sagan's writings
 
Zerotilt

Zerotilt

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1084. Wait for pizza delivery boy
1085. Get pissed that he isn't here yet
1086. Realize you just called Papa John's 5 minutes ago
1087. Randomly apologize to delivery person for something he has no recollection of.
 
FluffyToke

FluffyToke

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1088. don't forget to laugh out loud in real life. seriously.
1089. talk to a nice woman with a sweet laugh
1090. fall in love
1091. die alone (again)

lol zero you fucker. doublepost. I'll edit since I was late
 
d@w$y

d@w$y

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1095. laugh at fluffytoke's post bout the chinese and realsie that ive gone it some many times lol
1096. watch the old star wars
1097. realise that stayin up all nite will always cum bck and get ya the next day
1098. eat a nice sunday dinner that ur ma made.
 
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poutineeh

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hopbr4 said:
38.have a conversation way beyond your comprehension level with someone much smarter then you and forget what your talking about mid sentence
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god damn this happened during my most recent halloween party. started talking about socialism, and mid sentence, my inner monologue said "adam, what the fuck are you talking about?" and then my mind went blank.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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poutineeh said:
god damn this happened during my most recent halloween party. started talking about socialism, and mid sentence, my inner monologue said "adam, what the fuck are you talking about?" and then my mind went blank.
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That happens to me stoned or not. You have to learn how to obfuscate and blather while your mind reels itself back in. :lol:
 
FluffyToke

FluffyToke

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sometimes you gotta roll with the punches and just let someone be smart. chances are you know more than them about something :D
 
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