racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Sorry for all.d.typos.. damn phone
2 Feet of snow!!!!
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potpimp
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We had 138" in our yard last year; that sucked - except that the skiing was amazing.
Total Head
Well-Known Member
mother nature is a fucking twat. a wretched inconsiderate bitch who likes to prime us with bitch weather and then slam us with storms.
out in the country it doesn't matter if you get a couple feet but in the city with 3 deckers 25 feet apart up and down every street and parking bans you're pretty much fucked with anything over 15 inches or so.
not shoveling 60 feet of sidewalk is not an option because you get a fine. but wait! there's no fucking place to put the shit. no empty lots, no one has any kind of yard, and the plows literally dump 6 feet of snow in front of the driveway that i have to carry across the street shovelful by shovelful and put it in this guy's yard because his landlord lives in florida and isn't going to do shit about it. the rest of it i throw over the wall into this other guy's yard but i'm friendly with the landlord and he said it's ok. the stuff behind the cars goes right into my "yard". it takes fucking forever to carry the shit everywhere.
i just got into it with a junkie next door because as i was throwing snow off the wall on my driveway it was blowing into his window and "disturbing" him. i was tired and pissed at the wind and i suggested it was all the rock he smoked making him hear shit, we had some words, and he came outside in fucking sweatpants and a t shirt to "shut me the fuck up" and faceplanted into a giant snowdrift when he stepped off his porch. i laughed an obnoxious laugh (the kind of laugh that is designed to infuriate) while he screamed in agony and hopped around in what looked like fucking slippers. honestly the guy could probably kick my ass but there's no way he could get to me with all the snow everywhere and i had a metal shovel and was all pumped up from the work so fuck that guy. he literally cried "just fucking stop it ok?" and went back inside. i was done with that side anyway. crisis averted.
they literally plowed so that the street starts 5 fucking feet from the sidewalk, which wouldn't bother me if i didn't have to remove a 5 foot tall, 5 foot wide snow mound in front of a 3 car driveway. my boogers kept freezing, and the wind pissed me the fuck off. every fucking shovelful i hurled over the wall came right back in my face and at one point i freaked out and beat the shit out of the fence with my shovel. there's a slow kid that offered to help but i have no money to pay him and i'm not going to use slave labor because that's fucking scummy.
and to the genius who suggested that this "will all melt in a couple days", it's been 15 degrees for 2 weeks and some day next week it might hit 40. people who just moved to the area in the last couple years have no idea what winters around here are usually like. this pussy shit that we've had for the last 2 years is like fucking vaycay. most years the shit doesn't melt until may, and this shit isn't going anywhere for a while
fuck you nature, fuck you crackheads, fuck you plow guys, fuck that guy using his snowblower at 2:30 am, fuck the power outage that only lasted for an hour but still pissed me off. fuck everything.
"get a headstart" i said. "make it easier on yourself tomorrow" i said. there's already another 10 inches of snow and my fucking piece of shit electric snowblower only handles a foot. that's right. i plug my fucking snowblower into an outlet and use a 75 foot cord because the landlord won't allow gasoline in the building and won't build a fucking shed outside because then there would literally be no yard left.
and why does this matter? BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SMOKE BECAUSE I'M STUDYING FOR A PISS TEST. THAT'S FUCKING WHY. DO YOU THINK I WOULD'VE SHOVELED FOR NO REASON AND WRITTEN ALL THIS SHIT THAT NO ONE WILL READ IF I WAS FUCKING STONED? I'D BE IN FUCKING BED BY NOW.
out in the country it doesn't matter if you get a couple feet but in the city with 3 deckers 25 feet apart up and down every street and parking bans you're pretty much fucked with anything over 15 inches or so.
not shoveling 60 feet of sidewalk is not an option because you get a fine. but wait! there's no fucking place to put the shit. no empty lots, no one has any kind of yard, and the plows literally dump 6 feet of snow in front of the driveway that i have to carry across the street shovelful by shovelful and put it in this guy's yard because his landlord lives in florida and isn't going to do shit about it. the rest of it i throw over the wall into this other guy's yard but i'm friendly with the landlord and he said it's ok. the stuff behind the cars goes right into my "yard". it takes fucking forever to carry the shit everywhere.
i just got into it with a junkie next door because as i was throwing snow off the wall on my driveway it was blowing into his window and "disturbing" him. i was tired and pissed at the wind and i suggested it was all the rock he smoked making him hear shit, we had some words, and he came outside in fucking sweatpants and a t shirt to "shut me the fuck up" and faceplanted into a giant snowdrift when he stepped off his porch. i laughed an obnoxious laugh (the kind of laugh that is designed to infuriate) while he screamed in agony and hopped around in what looked like fucking slippers. honestly the guy could probably kick my ass but there's no way he could get to me with all the snow everywhere and i had a metal shovel and was all pumped up from the work so fuck that guy. he literally cried "just fucking stop it ok?" and went back inside. i was done with that side anyway. crisis averted.
they literally plowed so that the street starts 5 fucking feet from the sidewalk, which wouldn't bother me if i didn't have to remove a 5 foot tall, 5 foot wide snow mound in front of a 3 car driveway. my boogers kept freezing, and the wind pissed me the fuck off. every fucking shovelful i hurled over the wall came right back in my face and at one point i freaked out and beat the shit out of the fence with my shovel. there's a slow kid that offered to help but i have no money to pay him and i'm not going to use slave labor because that's fucking scummy.
and to the genius who suggested that this "will all melt in a couple days", it's been 15 degrees for 2 weeks and some day next week it might hit 40. people who just moved to the area in the last couple years have no idea what winters around here are usually like. this pussy shit that we've had for the last 2 years is like fucking vaycay. most years the shit doesn't melt until may, and this shit isn't going anywhere for a while
fuck you nature, fuck you crackheads, fuck you plow guys, fuck that guy using his snowblower at 2:30 am, fuck the power outage that only lasted for an hour but still pissed me off. fuck everything.
"get a headstart" i said. "make it easier on yourself tomorrow" i said. there's already another 10 inches of snow and my fucking piece of shit electric snowblower only handles a foot. that's right. i plug my fucking snowblower into an outlet and use a 75 foot cord because the landlord won't allow gasoline in the building and won't build a fucking shed outside because then there would literally be no yard left.
and why does this matter? BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SMOKE BECAUSE I'M STUDYING FOR A PISS TEST. THAT'S FUCKING WHY. DO YOU THINK I WOULD'VE SHOVELED FOR NO REASON AND WRITTEN ALL THIS SHIT THAT NO ONE WILL READ IF I WAS FUCKING STONED? I'D BE IN FUCKING BED BY NOW.
yankeegreen
Active Member
Rough dude. Got a generator? Propane heater? Just shoveled out here - 26" is the official count.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
We had an 1/8 of an inch this morning. I couldn't get out of the drive-way! It was turrible, just turrible.
pothead18
Active Member
cuddle with them naked. but make sure your balls dont rub on them or you will get hermies
I hate shoveling - would rather have a Hemorrhoidectomy with a dull Swiss army knife.
55deg F is pretty chilly too - Props to you for what its worth.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
that's....... gross.
see4
Well-Known Member
i will try the naked cuddling a little later.
according to nstar, i wont have power likely until tomorrow evening or monday morning.
im starting to get concerned about the plants.... worst case i guess is wait until its late, can put the plants in my suv with the heat running
according to nstar, i wont have power likely until tomorrow evening or monday morning.
im starting to get concerned about the plants.... worst case i guess is wait until its late, can put the plants in my suv with the heat running
yankeegreen
Active Member
Just cleared a path to my Happy Place - time to blaze!
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
fucking Hell! Now that's snow.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Orco is pretty much a let down here in the Four Corners. We've been under a winter storm advisory since last night. Pfffft!
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i think your plants will be fine see4... 55 isn't very cold, that's what i have my thermostat set to in the house, lol.. seriously though, they can take a few days of just above freezing and still be ok.. may stunt growth a bit, but other then that, unless the plants themselves freeze, they should be just fine imo..