Herb & Suds
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“My doctor told me I was dying, so I asked for a second opinion.
He said you’re ugly too”
Happy Birthday Henny Youngman
1906-1998
He said you’re ugly too”
Happy Birthday Henny Youngman
1906-1998
...... lolI was attacked by a flock of seagulls today. I ran, I ran so far away.
I'll show myself out.
Exquisitely bad joke. Kudos and huzzah!The high school wrestling standout and his coach we’re getting ready to wrestle at the state championships . They’ve been cautiously studying a new undefeated Dagistani wrestler whos in the opposing teams roster. This dude was 21-0 all by submission by pretzel choke. Not a single opponent has ever escaped once he locked it in. After watching hours of film they decided it was all he had but it was a must to avoid it at all costs and hopefully they wouldn’t even draw his card but they would rely on his wrestling IQ to avoid being trapped if it was. Well championship day came and the arena was packed with electricity. As fate would have it, they drew the Dagestanis card. The kid is visibly shaken at the draw and the coach keeps reminding him of the game plan and his own skills and just avoid the pretzel hold and he’s going to be a school legend. The kid puffs up and regains his confidence and heads to the mat, the crowd is deafening . The whistle blows and almost instantly the Dagestani grabs him like a grizzly grabs a baby elk, and slaps the pretzel on him. Theres an audible gasp from the crowd, the coach grimaced and turned his back not even able to watch his boy in the painful hold. The crowd went silent and then suddenly started cheering at the tops of their lungs. Coach is puzzled and turns around to see his wrestlers arm being raised . He couldn’t believe it , he got out ! The coach runs out and hoists his champ onto his shoulder and carries him of the mat. He says son i can’t believe it I couldn’t watch and turned away when i saw the terror and pain in your face when he locked you up.Tell me what happened. The kid says , well i thought i was about to die, it was brutal. Just before i was about to pass out I opened my eyes and saw a big set of balls hanging in my face . I was desperate so I bit the balls as hard as I could. The coach was stunned and semi disappointed his wrestler cheated. You bit the guys balls son?!? The coach asked. The kid says no sir but you wouldn’t believe how strong I got when I bit my own.
Do you seek these memes out on purpose?
I thought Rodney Dangerfield said that.“My doctor told me I was dying, so I asked for a second opinion.
He said you’re ugly too”
Happy Birthday Henny Youngman
1906-1998
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