AM I clean enough for a drug test?

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eduj420ph

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Hello! I have been struggling to find out if i am clean enough, Here's my case. Hoping someone would actually read it and help me out

-So i am 22 years old 5'8 height and 78KG, I am physically active, But has done cardio in like 3 months now(i started last may until now). I am smoking for like 3-4 years now? but not that consistent and As you all know i am from an Asian Country which doesnt have that much top shelf weed. Currently smoking the locals that has most likely 7-10% thc content? i rarely smoke Kush. So what happened is last year around december i had stopped for 15 days? And then On january to March i have been smoking again but like 2-3 tokes per day only (since our weed here is not that strong) I am still getting the good high. But at around April i have been limiting my self i think i have smoked 10 days(not consistently everyday) in that month and on MAY i have stop straight 15 days then smoked again for 3 days just tiny tokes and then After that At exactly May 18 until July 30 i have stopped tottally, And then i Smoked again form July 31 to Aug 4, Do you think How many Days or Months will i have to Wait again To become clean on urine drug test? Take note i have been lifting weights and doing cardios too. I have an upcoming Medical on November i think. PLEASE EDUCATE ME THANK U SO MUCH
 
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Manguy

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  • urine testing only
  • Occasional users (up to three times a week): 3 days
  • Moderate users (four times a week): 5 to 7 days
  • Chronic users (daily): 10 to 15 days
  • Chronic heavy users (multiple times a day): more than 30 days
  • For blood Cannabis is fat soluble just remember to time may also vary depending on fat burn with your cardio and overall fat on your person.
 
BigSco508

BigSco508

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Boss just give your self 30 days your good weed is not like other Hard drugs that your body breaks down fast 3-10 days ie sweat , urine it's stored in Fat cells and if you smoke all day everyday it's about 30 days till your urine will be clean maybe less because you don't smoke all the time but why play with fire. If it's Important to you to pass the drug test it's easy don't smoke for 30 days .
Now i don't know what part of Asia your from but they got some fucked up laws out their about drugs so idk if coming up dirty is all that smart unless you want to end up in one of those fucked up prison's over their and end up being someones Pupu Platter for 2.
 
lungbutter

lungbutter

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you could get a test off ebay, i bought a few, took me over 2 months to piss clean..

i work out a lot also, i smoked pretty heavy though.
 
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DaFreak

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You're either screwed or not screwed, nothing you can do about it now. I'm from Asia as well and we don't test for cannabis...or actually anything unless you're a pilot, in which case you can fly drunk as a skunk usually.
 
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eduj420ph

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BigSco508 said:
Boss just give your self 30 days your good weed is not like other Hard drugs that your body breaks down fast 3-10 days ie sweat , urine it's stored in Fat cells and if you smoke all day everyday it's about 30 days till your urine will be clean maybe less because you don't smoke all the time but why play with fire. If it's Important to you to pass the drug test it's easy don't smoke for 30 days .
Now i don't know what part of Asia your from but they got some fucked up laws out their about drugs so idk if coming up dirty is all that smart unless you want to end up in one of those fucked up prison's over their and end up being someones Pupu Platter for 2.
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thanks for letting me know
 
Billytheluther

Billytheluther

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I hate to bump an old thread but i just took a test today from walmart and i came out dirty agin.. i went sober on August the 13th and i took a walmart test 21 days later.. i came up positive with dilution.. here i am 6 weeks clean and i took a test without diluting and popped positive, so i went and got me another, this time i diluted and im still pissing dirty. I aint a big guy or a lazy guy, i work construction everyday in south texas so i sweat my butt off but i had a hand injury two weeks back so ive been chilling at home. I need to go work next monday at a good company and i have to do a ua, i thought by now id be clean. I was a heavy smoker though so i aint bitchin about it, however i need that job so im going to pull the plug on synthetic piss even though i wish I wouldn’t have come to this. Ill be getting a product called The urinator aswell, hope all goes well
 
BigSco508

BigSco508

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Billytheluther said:
I hate to bump an old thread but i just took a test today from walmart and i came out dirty agin.. i went sober on August the 13th and i took a walmart test 21 days later.. i came up positive with dilution.. here i am 6 weeks clean and i took a test without diluting and popped positive, so i went and got me another, this time i diluted and im still pissing dirty. I aint a big guy or a lazy guy, i work construction everyday in south texas so i sweat my butt off but i had a hand injury two weeks back so ive been chilling at home. I need to go work next monday at a good company and i have to do a ua, i thought by now id be clean. I was a heavy smoker though so i aint bitchin about it, however i need that job so im going to pull the plug on synthetic piss even though i wish I wouldn’t have come to this. Ill be getting a product called The urinator aswell, hope all goes well
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Their is no fucking way in hell you been clean 6 weeks and are pissing dirty boss .
 
Billytheluther

Billytheluther

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I know man, it seems weird, im headed out tomorrow to buy a different brand of ua, ive been using the walmart equate tests maybe they had a bad batch or something. I aint lying though
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Their is no fucking way in hell you been clean 6 weeks and are pissing dirty boss .
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Billytheluther

Billytheluther

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Billytheluther said:
I know man, it seems weird, im headed out tomorrow to buy a different brand of ua, ive been using the walmart equate tests maybe they had a bad batch or something. I aint lying though
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I actually thought about going to the lab, they said it was 45 buck, that way i could see what my levels were but i played it off thinking id be good by now
 
calvert60@

calvert60@

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45 bucks is cheap for a piece of mind walking in to a test.

I’m in Canada, I could walk into the hospital and ask for a test. Piss in a cup and away you go. They also have a tolerance here, if your below a certain amount it doesn’t count.
 
HydroKid239

HydroKid239

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If ur still askin.. I'd say no.. but you are closer to clean than the last time you asked. lol Sorry I'm trying not to act high cuz I know you can't smoke..lol

nah but to be honest.. I went thru a drug program via court because I was smoking on probation without my card. I was smoking heavy.. and it took 73 days to be able to produce a negative for thc and i was 175lb and 5'10". Not too much body fat and it still took a while.

Just sharing my experience cuz I know it's stressful.

Don't go cheap on the tests.. I wouldn't trust anything under 30-40 bucks. Dollar tree shit ain't gonna do nothing but tell you you're pregnant.
 
Billytheluther

Billytheluther

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HydroKid239 said:
If ur still askin.. I'd say no.. but you are closer to clean than the last time you asked. lol Sorry I'm trying not to act high cuz I know you can't smoke..lol

nah but to be honest.. I went thru a drug program via court because I was smoking on probation without my card. I was smoking heavy.. and it took 73 days to be able to produce a negative for thc and i was 175lb and 5'10". Not too much body fat and it still took a while.

Just sharing my experience cuz I know it's stressful.

Don't go cheap on the tests.. I wouldn't trust anything under 30-40 bucks. Dollar tree shit ain't gonna do nothing but tell you you're pregnant.
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Jaja i feel you bro , i was using walmart drug tests and im pretty confident that they are accurate to what they say they are, which is 99%. Im glad to hear it took you over 70 days, just to prove to people that i aint lying.. i actually went out today and got me 2 3oz bottles of quick fix 6.2 from a headshop and i also bought “The Urinator” online and i over nighted it, i spent 185 us so i hope it works. It’s supposed to be a battery operated piss warmer, im glad to know atleast some of yall belive ive been 6 weeks clean and still popping dirty
 
HydroKid239

HydroKid239

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Billytheluther said:
Jaja i feel you bro , i was using walmart drug tests and im pretty confident that they are accurate to what they say they are, which is 99%. Im glad to hear it took you over 70 days, just to prove to people that i aint lying.. i actually went out today and got me 2 3oz bottles of quick fix 6.2 from a headshop and i also bought “The Urinator” online and i over nighted it, i spent 185 us so i hope it works. It’s supposed to be a battery operated piss warmer, im glad to know atleast some of yall belive ive been 6 weeks clean and still popping dirty
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That was a horrible 70 days lol I couldn't wait to piss clean so I can leave and smoke. That's all they wanted from me was a clean urine so I can finish treatment. SO much for that idea. Felt like I needed pills again. (This was all before I got my medical use approved.) was on probation and they didn't wanna hear shit lol
 
Merkn4aSquirtn

Merkn4aSquirtn

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Shits like 15 dollars where I'm at around town.. gas stations, head shops and even online.
Comes with 2 heat warmers, fake clean pics, rubber band and a temp gage.
If you're having to show weenie, use that dick thing you bought and put this shit in it.
It works
I've used it 4+ times.
All went to the lab for testing.
I didn't even have a fake dick to use.
I'd be confident af if I had a fake weenie :hump:
 

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