Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

tyler.durden · Jun 9, 2015

Hookabelly said:
NO fucking way! That can't be real. But I have a sick feeling it is. I love the flan. What did they do for the topping? Carmelize a shower turd?

Oh, I'm afraid it is - http://cookingwithcum.com/

I read that during times of famine in India, people regularly sucked each other off for the pure nutrition of it. Men, women, and even children. There are some cultures today that do this as ritual. Guys, don't ask me where to join such organizations, I do not know... or do I?

Yessica... · Jun 9, 2015

tyler.durden said:
Oh, I'm afraid it is - http://cookingwithcum.com/

I read that during times of famine in India, people regularly sucked each other off for the pure nutrition of it. Men, women, and even children. There are some cultures today that do this as ritual. Guys, don't ask me where to join such organizations, I do not know... or do I?

But one shot of semen Is only 5-7 calories. I think.

If my science is correct, that's A LOT of fucking loads to get nurtured.

Yessica... · Jun 9, 2015

FROM INTERNET:

(No clue who this "P" person is. But my guess is her boyfriend had been fibbing to her about skipping dinner and swallowing his load instead)

Dear P,

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories and some 200 to 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about one percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine! While it may be nutrition you're after, P, semen can also transmit sexually transmitted infections (STIs). It may be a good idea to keep in mind safer sex practices when considering whether or not to swallow.

tyler.durden · Jun 9, 2015

Yessica... said:
But one shot of semen Is only 5-7 calories. I think.

If my science is correct, that's A LOT of fucking loads to get nurtured.

Wow, are these threads educational! That seems right, it is very high in protein though, around 171 mg per load. Yes, you'd have to suck a lot of dicks. Or one dick many times. It's okay, I'm in no hurry...

leftyguitar · Jun 9, 2015

LOL, LOL. my fantasy is two dicks (one of which is mine) and one vajayjay... and i hope she falls asleep. lol

qwizoking · Jun 9, 2015

Yall didnt think i was joking when i prescribed that anorexic bitch to suck some did you?
I did the math!

mouse1818 · Jun 9, 2015

I miss the good'ole days when nothing came out :lol:

keepitcoastal · Jun 9, 2015

lmao at this whole thread. Im very proud of my cum but i switch it up, i like shooting a load on a girls face if she asks for it like the little slut she is. but id still rather cream it deep inside her or down her throat. Iv done the 3something twice and once with 2 suicide girls(alternative model agency for the old folks) definitely fun but my ex girl got pissed cuz i finished in the other girl lol.

charface · Jun 9, 2015

I think my fav it to pull it out and shoot it right on her pussy.
Especially if they spread it a little.

I guess in the moment Im a little proud.
Like fireworks W/report

Nutes and Nugs · Jun 9, 2015

Years ago I knew a guy that tasted his own jizz.
He wondered why some girls would swallow it and others would spit it out.
He later was sitting in a bar and told some guys about this.
They promptly beat the fuck out of him.

charface · Jun 9, 2015

Nutes and Nugs said:
Years ago I knew a guy that tasted his own jizz.
He wondered why some girls would swallow it and others would spit it out.
He later was sitting in a bar and told some guys about this.
They promptly beat the fuck out of him.

At least they didn't kill you... lol

Nutes and Nugs · Jun 9, 2015

charface said:
At least they didn't kill you... lol

Glad I was no where near the place.
I remember another friend saying he came home all bloody.

Nutes and Nugs · Jun 10, 2015

I always wondered why it was, say, acceptable for a girl to suck off a guy after he pulled out of her puss or
playing with a viberator and lick it off when done.
A guy tastes himself and it's and unacceptable. (at least to me it is)

charface · Jun 10, 2015

God damn double standard is what it is.
Women cry about equal rights until they catch us eating our cum.
Its a broken system.

Nutes and Nugs · Jun 10, 2015

charface said:
God damn double standard is what it is.
Women cry about equal rights until they catch us eating our cum.
Its a broken system.

It's so unfair!!! lol

Padawanbater2 · Jun 10, 2015

Nutes and Nugs said:
A guy tastes himself and it's and unacceptable. (at least to me it is)

Why?

charface · Jun 10, 2015

He is on a low sodium diet.

Padawanbater2 · Jun 10, 2015

charface said:
He is on a low sodium diet.

I don't get it, this is almost baffling to me. What someone eats? Seriously, what someone fuckin' eats?

Dude, a guy could eat his own shit for all I care, there are men out there who eat their babies placenta! Who cares about what someone eats?! Who in their right mind would beat someone up over something they ate?

Whoever would do something like that has a very substantial mental deficiency, that's the only logical answer

charface · Jun 10, 2015

I took it as its not something he wants to do or watch.
Not sure though.
Its not a cause I would actively fight against.
Besides if they eat it I wont accidentally step in it.

Padawanbater2 · Jun 10, 2015

charface said:
I took it as its not something he wants to do or watch.
Not sure though.
Its not a cause I would actively fight against.
Besides if they eat it I wont accidentally step in it.

lol

Hopefully you're right, I'll wait for BnB's response to comment. I can sort of understand if you're that irrational (I mean, I don't really find a chick licking her dildo right out of her pussy to be sexually appealing, and if she did it while I was sitting down eating lunch or something in public I'd probably take issue with it), but who gives a damn what someone does inside the privacy of their own home unless it's building bombs or something? You want to eat your cum, have at it Hoss, I couldn't care any less. Let me know how you think it tastes, that's probably all I'd really be interested in just to quell the curiosity factor.. But who kicks someones ass for it? I find that very odd..

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