Da Almighty Jew
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Your step dad sounds like a douche...My step dad gave me life advice when I was 12, he said "never cook bacon naked".
Your step dad sounds like a douche...My step dad gave me life advice when I was 12, he said "never cook bacon naked".
Most the time he was just drunk, he did tell me one other time when I was about 12 that an eggroll was filled with jelly. So I bit in and got pork and cabbage instead, the el cheapo box variety at that.Your step dad sounds like a douche...
DUDE!!!! OUCH!!!!! Hot oil splashing on my johnson ty no, she can do it!!!Frying Bacon in the nude.
Live like out in the no where. Ok, the neighbor calls me and asks me to go accross the street to his house and help his wife in the backyard, claims she is trying to break up a fight between his dog and a small animal, he is about twenty minutes away. I am in underwear, stoned, in bed and watching tv. When I say stoned I mean like outer space somewhere. I get up, get a shotgun and put rubber boots on (it was raining) I head to the kitchen to get a beer and there sits my 20 year old son. I say "boy get a damm shotgun and come on" he looks at me with jaw wide open and says "Dad, whats going on"? I realize that I am standing in front of my son with a shotgun in my hand and a pair or underwear on and some knee high rubber boots. Well what a fucking sight that must have been, most lilely will cost him like a year in therapy lol.. Any way I explain the situation, say im soory, go put pants on and we both went over there. By the time we got there the critter was dead, the mom was crying, the daughter was also freeking out and the Dog was OK. I got rid of the critter and the dad bought me a bottle of crown royal the next day...... As to my son, I have never had a talk with him about the rubber boot, underwear, shotgun thing.... Real stonner move. lol
Also, my top pick too.Im a pretty big fan of busting a nut in my girls face when I get thoroughly baked. Defiantly induces a shit tone more natural endorphin's & afterwords I tend to find myself laying down in a complete peaceful state of nirvana.
Hellz yeah dogs are awesome high, they are even better tRippingPlaying with the dogs while baked is a good time. The more I laugh and giggle at them, the crazier they get. Laser pens, they go nuts over it.
I like cats when you are tripping because when you pet them they start acting all crazy like they are tripping too.Hellz yeah dogs are awesome high, they are even better tRipping
This was my favorite thing too while high when i still had my dog.Playing with the dogs while baked is a good time. The more I laugh and giggle at them, the crazier they get. Laser pens, they go nuts over it.