Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

A pube. Just a single pube.

2tokechoke said:

A pube. Just a single pube.

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You sure it was cat/dog hair?

No man i have alot of faith it was a pube. Mind u, its hard to distinguish a pube from a leghair and for unlucky people eyebrow hair.

haha

I found a dead rat in a bud once

i looked after my my mates doberman for two weeks whilst he was on holiday, dog was as good as gold up to a point...BUT i thought we seemed to have a pot smoking fairy living somewhere in our house that arrived the same time as the dog,.. by the end of the second week the dogs days were numbered,over two weeks she ate a quarter of gold seal soft black, half a pound of trim and sticks. one half of a celestion ditton 120 loudspeaker, numerous ten pound bags of weed, the cats bed and one of each of my 3 pairs of trainers.
she went next door and dug my neighbours lawn up before eating the fish from their pond and crapping strategically on their back doorstep.
when gerry collected her i was relieved to say the least, i sat down made a spliff and fired it up ..... smelled bad ...tasted worse.
that weed you got is fuckin rank i complained to my mrs..... oh no, dont smoke that she said i fished that out of one of the dogs turds.
Oh dear i said (or something similar)

i find a shake in my bags of weed and it makes me very upset, so i dab crumble now! = )

drcrumble said:

i find a shake in my bags of weed and it makes me very upset, so i dab crumble now! = )

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shake at the bottom is where all the potency is at

Mr. Bongwater said:

shake at the bottom is where all the potency is at

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sure is harsh tho on the lungs my friend!

drcrumble said:

sure is harsh tho on the lungs my friend!

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i'll never get used to harsh ol bong rips

neither did i so i started doing dabs. it's finally cheap enough to buy lol.

drcrumble said:

neither did i so i started doing dabs. it's finally cheap enough to buy lol.

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how much harsher are dabs then weed? i never tried edibles or dabs but i want to really bad haha

one day i'll try both mark my words

Mr. Bongwater said:

how much harsher are dabs then weed? i never tried edibles or dabs but i want to really bad haha

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most edibles suck, unless you make your own. dabs are epic and not harsh at all. water never discolors even after months of rips.

drcrumble said:

most edibles suck, unless you make your own. dabs are epic and not harsh at all. water never discolors even after months of rips.

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my friend brought back some weed from the city what got ya stoned for 2 hours off 0.3 joint, insane

drcrumble said:

sure is harsh tho on the lungs my friend!

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Vaporizer, Vaporizer, Vaporizer.
Solves any issues of shitty tasting/harsh weed plus it gets you more fucked up lol
I hope you're dabbing crumble/shatter/wax made with c02, thats the only stuff I would trust lol

I have found a pair of Scissors in a 10lb bundle. Chunks of metal. Hair yarn string.

12 seeds in the corner of a Baggie that could have easily been taken out for more bud weight, cheap bastards!!!

Very finely crushed up glass, had the worst throat for ages felt like I'd been skull fucked by an elephant think it builds the weight up, and the glass is so fine that it looks like thc crystals. Kinda smart but also a massive asshole move

TeaTreeOil said:

You probably smoked cecum. It's what rabbits shit out the first time. They then eat it again(the cecum) in order to be able to actually absorb nutrition from what they ate the first time(then they shit it out, for real). Pretty silly... but that's how rabbits roll.

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OMG that was too much.I was choking to death on my soup.