Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

lmao this thread is gettin good but my favorite story so far is the fish dinner lmao

No sex stories for me to tell.. Dont kiss n tell but i can say that im a nympho..for a chick that is.....

wow this is pretty cool

Okay so I have one. One time when I was 13 or 14 me and my bro and our friend-who was a guy, both of them were 15 or 16 went to the movies. Scary Movie, either 2 or 3, my bro drove us so it was just us 3 so me and our friend burned a couple bowls on the way to theater and then when we got to theater playing the movie, we were the only people in the room! So me and our friend were like what the hell, let's smoke some more. So we smoked like 5 more bowls and it was almost to the end of the movie and my friend leaned over and was like will you give me a blow job? We'd already had sex, (we lost our virginity to each other in my bed) so I was like yeah but not here bcuz my bro was sittin right there and he was like meet me in the bathroom. So I got up and left the movie room and went into the guys bathroom and locked myself into the stall. About a minute later I hear the door open and then someone is knocking on the stall door. I open it up and there's my friend, grinning like a m'f'. He comes in and shuts the door and stands against it while I get down in front of him and suck him off. He tried to push my head out of the way so he could come in the toilet but I still had my mouth on him so some of it went in my mouth (not an issue so I'm not sure why he was moving my head) and the rest of it got in my hair. He started to pull his pants up but I was mad bcuz he had jizzed in my hair so I told him he had to give me something so we switched spots and he banged me from behind. We cleaned ourselves up and then he walked out of the bathroom and I followed him.

Not really the same story, but one connected to this. One day me and my bro had went to this friends house. He had 2 younger brother and sister and an older brother, 19. I don't know what the deal was but evidently he had told his brother about what we had been doing and his bro decided he wanted some too. So he got the younger kids riled up into playing hide and seek and got them to talk their other brother and me into playing with them so we were playing hide and seek, I forget who was it but my friend's brother offered to hide with me so I said sure. They live out in a rural area and they own a lot of property so there were a lot of sheds and small buildings so we went into one of those and he told me to get into the corner. I did and he came and stood in front of me. At first he just stood there and then he bent forward and kissed me and then he started to feel me up, it was unexpected but I was cool with it so I let him push my pants down and finger me and he told me to take his dick out and jerk him off so I did. He had just cum into my hand when we heard someone coming up outside so he pulled my pants up real quick and wiped my hand on his stomach.

Good times, I have more, I just have to remember them.

^^^ ahahaha this one cracked me up-awesome dude!!

This thread lives on ....
i havnt had any new stories....
but since im the propieter of this thread ill repost my own.... enjoy

323cheezy said:

okay welll i got a new one....an oldie but goodie( i was 16)....its not that craze but its a classsic...and one of the best experiences ive ever had....

So im at my gf's house, her parents are gone for vay kay....so shes throwing a party ..but i dont really like her friends ....so i decide to go to her parents rooom and pass out.....oh by the way she was half white and half hawwiian......
so theyre all getting driunk and partying and im past out upstair in the parewnts room.....
all the sudden i wake up(3am) and my gf is going to town on my dick (bj).... she is drunk as fuck and the lights are turned off..... so after about 4 minutes im all gassed out and bust a crazy nut.... but the bitch keeps pumping... i dont know if she even realized or swallowed the nut.... but she just keeps bobbing away....so by this time im trying to pry her offf my dick but the bitch wont stop... she keeps going till i bust another nut... so by this time about 7 miutes pass total... and im paralyzed.... in agony...and my gf keeps workin my shit....im in total agony.... i have no idea where my nut is going or if she knows im finished... shes totally in a dick blowing zone.... and keeps going.....and finally after about ten minutes total i bust a third nut.... and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac.... and i start panicking like maybe i choked her to death...or maybe she choked to death on my nut.... so i turn on the light and start slapping her in the face ...nothing.. i start doing cpr and pumping her stomach...all the sudden she jumps up and pukes about a cup off nut....yuck !!!! and passes out....
i never thought this was possible(three nuts in 10 mins)but it was great despite the agony.... the next day my gf ...didnt even remeber...but till this day i never forgot.... lol...
i dont think you chicks could top that one... best night of my life...lol true story.....

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ewwwwwwww that fish shit was blah

i got a crazy sex story, it was my b-day and we were at this club.... we had been playing circle of death before and were preeetty hamered by this time...

so i'm with this girl and she's like it's "ur birthay aint it?, go to the 2nd girls b/r in 5 minutes." so i did and i ended up fuckin this girl over the sink in the girls bathroom inside this rather posh and expensive club on my birthday. needless to say i didn't ask her for her number, never talked to her again.

another cool story: i was gettin a bj in a hot tub where I used to live, the stairs leading down to the hot tub were behind me (kinda the neighborhood pool), i was looking towards the woods. i then pull this girls panties down and start fukin her from behind and when i turn around there's a realtor standing on top the stairs, giving some people a tour of the neighborhood, showing them the pool and jacuzzi, basically staring at my ass and this bottomless girl moaning.......

good times....

alvin.blazed.420 said:

Ok so last year during memorial weekend me my best friends and one of my friends family decided to go to new braunfels I dont know if any of yall know where that is but its in texas and its a river where people go and get drunk and partybut every night they had dj asmathic come and throw like a ravei was at the party dancing with a girl with the biggest bottle of jack they make in my handi was really drunk when the lil party ended so i walked back to our tent where my friends mom is laying...she is really hot for her age 39 and has fake boobs so she is all the more atractive but i laid down in the tent and she like rolled over and put her arm around me and lol skip some time haha i fingered my best friends mom haha major age difference and the next day i wanted to say something to her but it was way to awkard so we just never said anything about it hahahaha i still have never told my bestfriends the story...you know lol dont want to start anythign

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That reminds me off this time wen i used to go downtown.... to this girls house ....who we went to school with ....
me and 3 of my friend went to drink at her house after skipping school....
long story short.... i endud up drinking so much i passed out.. i was only 16 or 17...
i passed out at about 5 or 6pm....
my friends just left without me.....

so i wake up in the middle of the night at like 1 or 2am ....
and the girl that im goinmg to school with ... who i kinda like and thinks hot.... little sister is pumping my dick with her hand....
shes only like 15 .... about 2 yrs younger than me.....
shes not as attractive as the sister ...(short hair blonde.... was like gi jane)
but i figured id lett her have fun with my tools....

then all the sudden she realizes im awake and stops...

So i guesss i was raped by a 15yr old...

i never came.. but it was good for like 3minutes..... lord knows what she did to me when i was sleeping....

Funny part is wen i woke... in the mourning..... the girl ,her sister , and the mom made me breakfast and then dropped me off...

i never told anyone this.... and never talked to the sister again....lol

alvin.blazed.420 said:

Ok so last year during memorial weekend me my best friends and one of my friends family decided to go to new braunfels I dont know if any of yall know where that is but its in texas and its a river where people go and get drunk and partybut every night they had dj asmathic come and throw like a ravei was at the party dancing with a girl with the biggest bottle of jack they make in my handi was really drunk when the lil party ended so i walked back to our tent where my friends mom is laying...she is really hot for her age 39 and has fake boobs so she is all the more atractive but i laid down in the tent and she like rolled over and put her arm around me and lol skip some time haha i fingered my best friends mom haha major age difference and the next day i wanted to say something to her but it was way to awkard so we just never said anything about it hahahaha i still have never told my bestfriends the story...you know lol dont want to start anythign

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.lol Stifflers mom?
way to go bro....

ok this one's bad, but i don't care

so It's a saturday or sunday night and I'm all ready to party. Got on a hot new dress two HUGE bottles of cheap ass wine and I'm headed to my best friends house... well she lives with like 2 guy roommates and their friend comes over all the time..

well im throwed by the time i get there and they're chillin' ... we all decide to just stay in get real drunk and high and just play some music. (I'm still convinced they were conspiring against me )

so we smoke/drink and my BF and her boyfriend passout. I go out on the balcony and well I blow one guy, we smoke a cig, and then I go into one of the bedrooms to lay down. that guys best friend was in the bed next to me.. lol. I blow him twice. it's fucking 4 in the am and I have to work the next morning. shit. then I go home, and question how many bj's in one night to friends = whore?? lmao... funny fucking night

leeny said:

.lol Stifflers mom?
way to go bro....

ok this one's bad, but i don't care

so It's a saturday or sunday night and I'm all ready to party. Got on a hot new dress two HUGE bottles of cheap ass wine and I'm headed to my best friends house... well she lives with like 2 guy roommates and their friend comes over all the time..

well im throwed by the time i get there and they're chillin' ... we all decide to just stay in get real drunk and high and just play some music. (I'm still convinced they were conspiring against me )

so we smoke/drink and my BF and her boyfriend passout. I go out on the balcony and well I blow one guy, we smoke a cig, and then I go into one of the bedrooms to lay down. that guys best friend was in the bed next to me.. lol. I blow him twice. it's fucking 4 in the am and I have to work the next morning. shit. then I go home, and question how many bj's in one night to friends = whore?? lmao... funny fucking night

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can i have your number....lol...sereiously
god bless chicks like you...
this shit nevar happens to me....
getting blown by unusual woman...
i usually have to work for it...

on the bad side it makes me wonder if my gf would ever do this ....
i think shes faithfull but who knows....

what inspired u to blow all these guys????

well mr.cheeze, I think since they were my friends I just really loved them and I love giving bj's.
it's like that old hippie notion of sex not being bad it's just pleasure, and if you can trust the people your around
than fucking go for it.
but the next day I told my bf and apparently it's not as bad as sleeping with two guys in one night! lol

and yeah I don't have a boyfriend... otherwise it would be different- I would always tell the person I'm truely with
what I was doing, and that person would probably have to be okay with the fact that
I fall in love with lots of people.

you and your girl will be cool as long as you both are truthful and can handle the truth

leeny said:

well mr.cheeze, I think since they were my friends I just really loved them and I love giving bj's.
it's like that old hippie notion of sex not being bad it's just pleasure, and if you can trust the people your around
than fucking go for it.
but the next day I told my bf and apparently it's not as bad as sleeping with two guys in one night! lol

and yeah I don't have a boyfriend... otherwise it would be different- I would always tell the person I'm truely with
what I was doing, and that person would probably have to be okay with the fact that
I fall in love with lots of people.

you and your girl will be cool as long as you both are truthful and can handle the truth

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no wonder u dont have a boyfriend ...
cause u told em you blew two guys....lols

I couldnt handle the notion of my girls blowing two guys ... id probly would leave her...

Im no one to talk tho...
cause i cheated on my gf n the past ..
i told her ... she was mad but somehow were still together....
i guess im a hipacritasizer...

that's cool we're all hypocrites I think

leeny said:

well mr.cheeze, I think since they were my friends I just really loved them and I love giving bj's.
it's like that old hippie notion of sex not being bad it's just pleasure, and if you can trust the people your around
than fucking go for it.
but the next day I told my bf and apparently it's not as bad as sleeping with two guys in one night! lol

and yeah I don't have a boyfriend... otherwise it would be different- I would always tell the person I'm truely with
what I was doing, and that person would probably have to be okay with the fact that
I fall in love with lots of people.

you and your girl will be cool as long as you both are truthful and can handle the truth

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Were you the one to innitiate it "hey, want a blowjob?" or were they "hey, can I have a blowjob?"

Also, was this the first time having a sexual encounter with both people?

Interesting situation, I kinda agree with your philosophy, though I've never put it into active practice.

Damn lenny, that's fucking hot.

I was dating this high school senior and I was 19. She blew a co-worker and we broke up. Later I took her back and told her I wanted to see her with another guy. Holy shit did things get out of control after that. I probably saw her get fucked like 5 times and suck like 20 dicks ... this is total from when we got back together 'til we split. Big as swinger parties in Tampa and stuff. Totally wild. She's married with kids now, though I occasionally wonder if she's still a super slut.

I got another one. This one night I was over at some friends' house. It was 3 of 'em, 2 guys and a girl who was dating 1 of the guys. I worked with the girl and the guy who wasn't dating the girl. Well it was pay day and between the 3 of us and 1 other friend we got a lb and a half and then we went to the l store and got a bunch of shit. So we're chillin at the crib, smokin and drinkin and playin music. Well, I started out drinking beer and then after a few beers I was wanted to fire things up so I started flirting with this 1 guy, and I told him that I would match him shot for shot and drink for drink. Basically telling him without saying it that I wanted to screw. Lol, its so funny to think about. But anyways, he was like bet so he jumped up and took a HUGE swig from the vodka bottle and I'm sittin there like dang this dude is serious. But I done said I was game so I grabbed the bottle out of his hand and swallowed like 2 shots, and then he mixed a crown and coke in a 24 oz cup with like more than half of it being crown and we each drank half and then I was too throwed so I was like lets smoke a blunt. While we was rolling the blunt I mixed some vodka and red bull in a coffee cup, about half and half and we split that while we was smoking. After that we had some more beer. I'm not much of a drinker, more of a smoker, but I'm both drunk and high off my ass and we're all just chillin, having a cig. I'm sitting on the couch in between the 2 guys and the girl is over in this reclining chair. I'm drunk and leaning all over the guy I was flirting with, sort of feeling him up and he puts his arm around me and starts doing the same. We're all just talkin and all of a sudden, this girl's bf starts to hit on me. Asking stuff like, "Are you drunk enough to fuk me yet?" and askin about if I was shaved and what my favorite position was. I don't know, I just sort of laughed at him, and answered a few of his questions and then his girl starts TRIPPIN on him! I'm sitting over here just chillin, and the dude I'm leaning on pulls me onto his lap with my back to his chest and he starts humpin me but now I am sort of trippin cuz I don't wanna fuk this dude with them 2 over there arguing so I get up and we go down to his bedroom and we basically start going at it as soon as we get the door shut. We've only been going at it for 15 minutes or so (didn't seem like a very long time) and one of them starts knockin at the door. We're like you have to be kidding. So we ignore them and go back to screwing cuz we're not all that messed up about it. Then whoever it is knoks again and then opens the door! There had been some disrobing (I think I had my shirt off and my pants, and he only had a shirt) so we're like what the crap? We look up and it's the guy and he was like my girl left, and I went "where?", and he was like "down to the gas station" (just down the road, no car so she was walking and she would be back in like 30 mins). I was like oh and am all set to go back to doing this dude and then the guy was like "will you give me a blow job, cause she said she wasn't giving me none tonight" I was like "whatever man just get out" so he left the room and I finally get to go bak to what we were doing and then after a few minutes the guy I was screwing was like, "will you do a 3-some with the both of us?" At this point I am so horny and drunk and tired of being interupted and I really just want to cum so I was like yeah. To make this long story short, I did indeed end up doing both of them and the each got a blow job, but I was so horny from it that after the girls bf went to get cleaned up, I ended up going down on the other guy again. Alot. I slept in his bed that night and it seems like I gave him head at least once an hour. The girl came bak and gave the guy some so we had to sit there and listen to it so we ended up going at it again before the night was over. That was one of the longest nights, but only cuz we didn't go to sleep. I wish I could have another night like that.

if my girl blew 2 of my friends she would have no teeth and neither would my friends, thats trashy and grimey as hell imo

I slept with one of my ex's boys who was one of mine too. Like when we first had sex, my ex was locked up and we were just talkin and weren't together yet and I didn't know they were homeboys or anything or that I was going over to my ex's momma's house with his homeboy while he was locked up, homeboy was their hookup. Then he got out and we made it official so me and the other guy stopped, cuz I knew my bf would beat my ass and that my homeboy would always be bro's before ho's so I wasn't going to risk it. But me and him broke up and like the next day my homeboy was calling like "can we take a ride?" Lol. Never cheated, though I was a cheatee once. Or whatever you call out. One of my homegirls was pregnant and I was pretty much there for her from 5 mos til birth. Smoked her out, bought her cigs, gave her money. When we first started kicking it her bf was locked up and then he got out and we all 3 started kickin it. I was better with the homeboys so a lot of times dude would bring me along when he went places and we got to be tight. Homegirl was saying he was the baby daddy but that it was only bcuz he was the most likely out of 3 possibilities (it turned out to be another dude's kid) but dude told me that he was sure that wasn't his kid. 2 or 3 days after the baby was born, I get a call from my homegirls # but I missed the call and then I get a couple txt messages. I finally responded and he was like its me, not my girl and i was like whats up and he was like can you meet me and i was like but he wouldn't tell me so met him at his old apartmart complex and got into his suv and right off the bat he grabbed his junk and was like I'm so horny and she been pregnant and won't give me none (even though he slept around the whole time) and she can't have sex for 6 weeks and I think you're cute and I wanna fuk your brains out. I thought dude was kidding but he convinced me he was serious so we climbed into the bak cuz there was a lot of room, he wanted me to blow him first and then we had sex and then he was like I'm gonna eat my cum outta you and I was like this dude a freak bcuz it was the first time I had ever let a dude eat me out. But I drove home with this stupid grin on my face and to this day aint told my homegirl that I fuked her dude while they were still together and he aint either.

iamthatguy said:

lol I have a similar but worse .....

So my dads date brings her daughter over and my dads tells me to take her out so he can have some time alone with his date ...... She is pretty hot but its just a weird situation soooo.......... I end up taking her out and actually having a good time. One thing leads to another and we end up having sex............. Anyway you know why he asked me to take her out .... He wanted to propose to the lady ...... so needless to say the chick I had sex with ...... well ya she is now my sister ........... lol

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