jrad092
Active Member
I disagree... A women that is over twice your age hitting on you has some major confidence. If it makes you feel uncomfortable though just tell your boss to deal with it. ITS WHAT THE FUCK THEY GET PAID FOR, to ensure a healthy, safe workplace for their employees. If she keeps bugging you after you tell da man then smack a hoe... who fucking cares, if she hits on you she hits on everyone and asks everyone to come to her hot tub.... well thats from my experiences lolz.
Protect yourself with recordings for when she gets upset - and she will eventually regardless of what you do - you will have proof that you did not sexually assault her.
Remember - all the weed in prison was smuggled in someone's ass.
I carry one with me when I repair things at my apartments or meet a client alone, then up load to my computer. Build a history. Some people are fucking nuts and dollars to donuts a woman hitting on someone half there age has some problems that you're going to have to deal with.
Good luck.
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Pipe Dream
Well-Known Member
maybe you should call her on the phone and just explain your not interested. Than she might not come in or at least maybe won't bother you anymore. At least you wouldn't have to embarrass her or yourself in public...maybe.
estesj
Well-Known Member
Ore you could lick her brown eye. (The one that stinks, not the one that winks!)
c0lchester
Active Member
I'v been a situation like you, old girlfriends aunt, she was about 40 but it wasn't gonna happen. I interduced her to my friend who likes em' a bit older they still hang out every once in a while. try hooking her up with one of your boys who is down with gray bush
SocataSmoker
Well-Known Member
Only if she's rich... would I dare poke it.
Honestly though, we're all pretty shallow, seeing as though we'll be that age soon and will have wrinkly penis's and saggy moobs, and if we're married our wives will be the same.
Like my father told me one day, "I'll never stop looking at your mother as I did 30 years ago, she still looks the same to me!"
Gotta remember every older man/woman could've been handsome/sexy devil in their time... you might've even been below their standards!
Honestly though, we're all pretty shallow, seeing as though we'll be that age soon and will have wrinkly penis's and saggy moobs, and if we're married our wives will be the same.
Like my father told me one day, "I'll never stop looking at your mother as I did 30 years ago, she still looks the same to me!"
Gotta remember every older man/woman could've been handsome/sexy devil in their time... you might've even been below their standards!
mr.smileyface
Well-Known Member
just tell her your married and she will bounce.
56 is wayyyy to old dude. Come on now. Your not diggin for dinos are you?>
56 is wayyyy to old dude. Come on now. Your not diggin for dinos are you?>
estesj
Well-Known Member
Maybe In Canada that shit will work but these ho's over here in the America don't give a fuck if your married! Especially if she's older. She would probably buy you an 8 ball to come party in the jacuzzi!
backwoodzbudz
Member
Ever heard of Susan Lucci? Google that shit.
P.S. wrap it up, she sounds a lil whorish
P.S. wrap it up, she sounds a lil whorish
Inlovewithapothead
Member
Hey! Haven't ya'll ever heard the expression. Women are like wine ... We get better with age. She might be the best you ever had !
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Priscilla420
Guest
I dont know man... 56 is pretty old. Is she still decent looking at least? or she looks her age?
bobtokes
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Ronjohn7779
Well-Known Member
Just be nice and avoid her advances. Thats the most you can do. Women for some reason don't understand it when a guy doesn't want to fuck them. They think you aren't picking up on the hints. Seriously though a creepy women can be creeper than any creepy man.
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Priscilla420
Guest
Oh I totally agree.. but 56 is kinda old for someone who is possibly in their 20's or 30's (not sure how old the OP is).there's still a lot of life in 56
My mom is 54 and she's full of life and energy.. so I dont mean that 56 is old in general, I meant too old for the OP
hayzeheven
Well-Known Member
next time you see her just show her your penis.
and just say "so what's up?"
and just say "so what's up?"
BlueNine
Active Member
56 is a bit old, otherwise I'd say go for it! Best I've had is with an older lady (she was 37, or that's what she'd "admit" to me anyways) when I was 18 so don't knock it!
I'd say do some casual flirting with her (you never know, when you're 56 you might be in her shoes trying to pick yourself up some young piece o' A!) but then finish with a "if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd ask you out in a sec!" so she doesn't feel like she's too old, but also knows you're unavailable
I'd say do some casual flirting with her (you never know, when you're 56 you might be in her shoes trying to pick yourself up some young piece o' A!) but then finish with a "if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd ask you out in a sec!" so she doesn't feel like she's too old, but also knows you're unavailable