Does Everyone Want To Lick Your Vagina?

Bonzi Lighthouse

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Every man I ever slept with was a selfish bastard.

I've always been told I gave the Best Head Ever but wouldn't go down on me. One guy licked for like a second for lubrication and then just rammed right in.

Women on th other hand were far more considerate and pleasurable... And I always return the favor.

Thanks for asking us Beardo #^^# You're one of those nice guys who cares about how we feel. <3
Men give better blow jobs too...
 

sso

Well-Known Member
humm humm.

well, i forgot to mention earlier and perhaps because it somewhat sensitive.

like a man doesnt shower for a day and he gets somewhat funky, sure its just a dicksmell and ya get used to it, similar to getting used to muffinsmell and just diving into it and forgetting your nose.
but, it can also get bit salty.

so i clean my dick before i have sex with my wife, im much likelier to get a blowjob that way :)
now, i like the smell of pussy and i dont mind a bit stale pussy lol
but same as my balls sweating all day in my pants and plus pissing a few times.

well, id want a dick washed before i sucked it.
and in the same way, i prefer licking a pussy thats been recently cleaned, the more recently the more easily i can get to town and really into it ;)
plus those vagina soaps (same ph as the pussy) apparantly work pretty good.

but if you shower regularily and clean yourself good, a quick wash with some water is all it needs to make it fresh.

cause lets say i showered five hours ago, well, ive sweated bit (extra salt, not always pleasant) and at least gone to the toilet once, might even have a tiny bit of toiletpaper sticking to the tip of my dick without noticing lol.

course it all depends on the mood, horny enough and well, you know what some people get up to (and occasionally i would have been very hard put to turn down any chick (well within reason(violent sociopath comes to mind))

and on taste, i love the smell if im horny, dont care if im not, but dont like to overdo it.


well, i said alot when i might have said "smell good, stink bad, salt good, too much bad"
 

Filthy Phil

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We put a sprayer like the kind at your kitchen sink, and attatched it to the toilet so as to wash up and keep clean. Its something I picked up in SE Asia. Its a wonderful thing, both the wife and a I stay washed and are bothore likely to get head...
 

gfreeman

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this dont even sound right................
men know what men want when it comes to having his penis sucked on. just like a woman knows exactly what a woman wants when it comes to foreplay. nothing gay about talking about it. its not like just because i agree that this makes me gay.

I bet 1000$ i could give a better blowjob than most woman. Does that mean i will? NO, Or i have? NO. im just saying i know what i like when my wife does it, sooo im pretty sure i could get a guys rocks off if i needed too. which heaven forbide im ever in a situation where i must get a guys rocks off. lmao. just sayin.
 

sso

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hehe, if a guy doesnt go down, he´s either been driven away by some funky female in the past.
or he´s got issues about his manhood.
love that silky satinsmooth feel, ooh get tingles thinking about it. tongue out and drooling bit :)

why arent guys good in bed?

well, i sucked cause i was always focusing on the orgasm (which really shortens the sex)
and though i later made up for it with some tongue action (if the woman was not too funky)
and a few times gave girls orgasms with my dick (even got a huge hug from one for giving her her first (decidedly no virgin)

well, lets just say in general i got ok marks for tongueplay and no comments on the dickpart :)

what changed?

well, i really love my wife. not some headthing, not some attraction, not because of her looks or how she is, but because how i feel in the heart around her.
i just love to make that woman happy. and she cares the same for me.

its not about the orgasm, cause i love being with her and she the same about me. its about the intimacy, sharing pleasure.
the orgasm is just the cherry on top of a huge icecream, but now eaten at the last when you are so full the berry just melts in your mouth and you lean back, completely satisfied.

and you actually want to cuddle. (and all your life, she goes, im gone.)

thinking back...what i though was love, was just attraction, someone that just should have been a friend.
not that i regret the sex (would seriously have though if i had gotten aids or something to prevent me from having sex with my wife)

if you think about it, 2 people that are friends, having sex for fun, to scratch that itch, deep massage :)

but i wasnt looking for sex, wanted it sure, enough to be blinded by it and fooled by it.
but i was looking for love.

so i got hurt and so did girls that were also looking in the wrong place for love, me.

so it depends.

would i fuck around, if i could do it again? not if i knew my wife was out there, but i didnt and wouldnt, so yeah. i would. fuck till i got tired of it.

and i did, well, "broke my heart" often enough to be tired of it and say "if it aint true love, fuck it"
well i guess i wasnt ready, cause i waited 7 years (didnt even care to have sex, looked like a bum most of the time anyway lol)

but here i am, hehe, sometimes want to divorce the wife, but cant stay mad at her and nor she at me (oh been tested somewhat, we arent perfect)

and i cant imagine my life without her (she´s gone, im gone)
 

april

Pickle Queen
men know what men want when it comes to having his penis sucked on. just like a woman knows exactly what a woman wants when it comes to foreplay. nothing gay about talking about it. its not like just because i agree that this makes me gay.

I bet 1000$ i could give a better blowjob than most woman. Does that mean i will? NO, Or i have? NO. im just saying i know what i like when my wife does it, sooo im pretty sure i could get a guys rocks off if i needed too. which heaven forbide im ever in a situation where i must get a guys rocks off. lmao. just sayin.
hahahaha omg soo funny but true, honestly most men i've been with don't get how to eat a pussy, even specific instructions can't always be followed lmfao and I HATE GIVING INSTRUCTIONS!!!!! When i suck a dick i do so with full intention of pleasing him and myself, if i'm not enjoying it is he??? Always maintain eye contact and read their body language. AND PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH THE CLIT!!! well u will know when u can get a little more rough, i know me and other women i have asked also said they enjoy it more if they get teased, the less u touch the clit the more we want u 2 ;) Hell i watched a porn last night and this guy teased this girls pussy like i've never seen b4.

OH a question to other women, do u ever get sooo horny that ur kutchie actualy aches, trust me if u have had "that feeling" u know what im talking about, or maybe i discovered the womens version or blue balls? lmfao
 

DSB65

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men know what men want when it comes to having his penis sucked on. Just like a woman knows exactly what a woman wants when it comes to foreplay. Nothing gay about talking about it. Its not like just because i agree that this makes me gay.

I bet 1000$ i could give a better blowjob than most woman. Does that mean i will? No, or i have? No. Im just saying i know what i like when my wife does it, sooo im pretty sure i could get a guys rocks off if i needed too. Which heaven forbide im ever in a situation where i must get a guys rocks off. Lmao. Just sayin.
guys talking about other guys giving good blowjobs does sound gay to me...
 

sso

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men know what men want when it comes to having his penis sucked on. just like a woman knows exactly what a woman wants when it comes to foreplay. nothing gay about talking about it. its not like just because i agree that this makes me gay.

I bet 1000$ i could give a better blowjob than most woman. Does that mean i will? NO, Or i have? NO. im just saying i know what i like when my wife does it, sooo im pretty sure i could get a guys rocks off if i needed too. which heaven forbide im ever in a situation where i must get a guys rocks off. lmao. just sayin.
id think certain men would give better blowjobs, homo´s.
personally i gag bit if i think about giving a man head, cant imagine id be Any good at it lol.

i dont really notice dicks unless they are abnormal in some way (eyecatching lol (hung like a elephant or mouse(though i wouldnt look long in either case lol)
a pussy makes me want to cuddle it and just dive into it, make my face all wet.

kinda why i think, homosexuals are born that way.
 

sso

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why? its the smell, it turns me off.

same as the smell of a woman, turns me on.

same as the smell of a clean baby makes you want to cuddle and hug it and protect it.

we are all animals , my dear.
 

Padawanbater2

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I used to like it a lot more than I do now.. My favorite part has always been watching the girl squirm, and if you do a good job, chances are there will be one hell of a blowjob coming your way! :D
 

sso

Well-Known Member
but, its true

if i could get around the smell.
and just wanted to please the man, well, id probably be better at it than many girls.
after all, i know my cock, intimately.
and all cocks are pretty much the same.
even if he likes a different technique, ive probably tried it (to see if it was better)
and i know what makes a good blowjob (Cause im the one experiencing them)

still, a girls mouth would feel better,id have to close my eyes and imagine a girl doing me with the guy.
lol and , an experienced girl, thats attuned to the feelings of others, sensitive, always pays attention to what the guy likes, askes questions (and tells what she likes when its opposite)
sensual.

well, cant beat that for me, except with love.

and well, id have to be starved for sex for a long time before id consider having sex with guys (about 7 years or so and only consider, actually did turn a guy down lol (and a few others before that))

probably would fuck a guy that was up for it if i was 14 years in some place with only guys lol.
 

Padawanbater2

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The eye contact is cool but only if it's brief, like the naughty little look, kinda saying "yeah, just sit back and enjoy, I'll take care of this!" with the eyes. I've actually had chicks stare at me while blowing me, that shit is incredibly awkward, it makes me want to start up a conversation or something...
 

sso

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oh, girls are actually, on the whole, hornier than guys. you can fuck a girl 7 times in a day and have her still happy for more and the same next day. course ya can fuck her raw, but you are probably gonna get raw before she is. (fucked once till i came bubbles and my dick hurt for a week., the girl was fine and not happy about the wait )

some girls just dont like to admit that.
 
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