Does Piss Help Your Plant Grow?

re: The plant that I pissed on I yeilded 2oz as the one I did not piss on it yeilded 1 1/2 oz.

wow. Youve got some time on your hands, huh?
 
Yeah it's called unemployment of sorts. Well at least thats what everyone else thinks, as I have a job I'm a botinist working for myself! Fuck the corporate world! Why work making some old rich fucker when if done correctly you can become wealthy with out working for some corporate fool.
 
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Ya I work for myself...

Scrachin my nuts!
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P.S. Piss has nitrogen in it but it would only make a diffrence if you wernt fertilizing properly to begin with. Try Pissing on one and giving the other Widows recomended nutriants. Just to save U some time. The piss plant would lose.
 
Did anyone read the post! Does anyone know what the word experiment means? I don't piss on my plants I did this as an experiment!! Kinda like inventing some thing new, you don't just start manufacturing an untested item you experiment with it first. So Read before you post garbage there wise ass!!!!!!!
 
Chill man, kick back smoke a fatty and relax man. You put him down good but if he understood it, that wouldn't have been necessary??
 
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Well 007, I deeply regret that U couldnt see that I Aggreed with you, and I would like to express my deepest sarrow for being such a silly salamander.

To elaborate uhhh what was my piont... O ya Piss works, but Fertilizer works better.

And the "Just to save U some time." was dirrected at NE1 who was thinking of asking the question piss vs. fert. Bucause we allready know the answer right?
 
and the point goes to 420 guy sorry guys. it was a simple point, piss has a sing element of grow benefit, fert have many.

also i remember a post recently where piss was discussed and to referf to mogie;

pissing in compost heaps helps. -- someone said urea (piss) has nitrates that must be broken down by micro-organisms in the soil/compost heaps.

pretty much you get what you put into it folks..
 
kids kids.....

the pointgoes to 420 guy.

the simple point is piss has one beneficial factor to stimulate plant growth, ferts have many beneficial factor.

do you want one or many??

second to refer to mogie;
to add urea to a compost heap or soil incurs that micro-organisms (bacteria) break down the elements in piss to a simpler one that wich plants can absorb them properly and efficiently. ferts have nitrates that are already in this optimum form for easy absorbtion.
 
i have a question? what exactly was your diet? was this factored into the experiment. just wondering, please don't hit me.
 
fdd2blk said:
i have a question? what exactly was your diet? was this factored into the experiment. just wondering, please don't hit me.
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i was wondering that for a couple of hours now too... :spew:

you know how after you drink a redbull or take b-12 supps you piss is super concentrated smelling an neon colored (mine at least:mrgreen: )

did you check the ph of you piss first??

what about the cokacola thing, coke is really high in phosphoric acid, anyone have any filling from too much soda? thats because it can be very corosive.
 
bah people dont eat the right foods to have good nitrogen in their urine im sure. same reason why only some animal feces make good manure--like cow poo. good uses for human excremate is mainly found in outdoor setups. like getting a lot of hair clippings from a local salon and scatter them around your plants--they decay into nitrogen (like coffee grounds) and the scent keeps a lot of animals away. yes scattering you poo and wee will do much the same but without any real nutrient suppliments.

btw, i said use salon hair instead of personal hair just because of dna tests in the event that the feds were desperate. im sure u could explain to them u have a garden and ask for clipping. offer to sweep them up for them... stuff your pockets.. look pleased.

side note: ive used garlic+cyanne pepper in water to keep insects off and it worked. i wonder if the red pepper also repelled animals?
 
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