Does Piss Help Your Plant Grow?
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-=4:20=-Guy
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Wow I cant believe this thread is still here it started when I joined.
Kinda funny though my buddy pisses around his plant, but not for nutes. He does it cause if he doesn't his 135lb dog will piss right on it lol.
Kinda funny though my buddy pisses around his plant, but not for nutes. He does it cause if he doesn't his 135lb dog will piss right on it lol.
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
no way man. I like the name "The WeeWee". Thats got a kind of catchy ring to it, no? u know like, Man, this is the WeeWee, its some fuckin chronic shit. Kinda salty, but its some god damn CHRONIC!!
greenleaftoker
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any idea as to how much you should put?
dannyking
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i think hess caled p diddly or maybe diddly puff or somthing of the sort,
dannyking
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hold on now, isnt the act of excretion the cleansing of the toxins from the body? maybe im wrong but if i want to be healthy ill stick with the vitamin c.
Inneedofbuds
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i didnt see it on here yet, maybe i missed it, but if you eat meat, absolutely DO NOT PISS ON YOUR PLANTS. If you eat any type of meat you can poison yourself by pissing on your plants and smoking it. This goes for any fertilizer you use. If the animal providing the shit ate meat, it is NOT SAFE to use on plants that you smoke or eat.
camaro630hp
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greenleaftoker
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Yo... are you seroius?.. that's insane... do you have facts to back it up tho?
Inneedofbuds
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facts... well, kinda. Human urine, it if were perfectly clean makes a perfectly fine fertilizer. It will help your plant grow. The practice dates back to agricultural times when the primary diets were vegetables and fertilizers were scarce. The problem is, most people don't smoke their plants and most people don't have clean urine anymore. Eating meat adds tons of bacteria to your urine and feces. In japan, they used to call it night soil and the practice was banned because so many got sick. When you factor in all the chemicals we humans consume (medicines, fast foods, drugs, vitamins, etc, our urine becomes very dirty. When you add the fact that you smoke the plant, well its just something I would never do. If you absolutely must do it, at the very least dilute your urine quite a bit. Still, there is much better options.
Grn Hornet
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Alot of these guys make me laugh... they don't know shit.... Piss is great for any plant... especially when a multi vitamin has been consumed a few hrs earlier. The body keeps all the vitamins it needs and expells the rest in urine. Your plant will love it and you will see a difference fast. Buds seem to respond really fast after a good pissing on( not on the bud). in the dirt.kiss-ass
Denofearth69
Active Member
Piss is such a good fertilizer that Finland conducted experiments that showed that not only did cabbages fertilized with urine grow bigger than cabbages fertilized with commercial fertilizers, but their nutrient levels were far superior. You do need to dilute it though as straight piss can cause nute burn. Very potent stuff.
GrowThrive
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hahaha , fuck I just laughed so hard.
GrowThrive
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hahaha even fucking better.....
Pushnook
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It really works , dont knock it till you try it , as an experiment I have all same plants but I'm open to experimenting and so I did with one and one I experimented with turned out to be a nice darker green than the rest of the plants and fuller with growth , it's my best looking plant, maybe the skunk that pissed on it before me gave it the right combination of fertilizer. And for the record you gross out that I pissed on it but, it's ok for the skunk.
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