dumping a pagan

bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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oilfield bud said:
Update, im almost out. she said she pretty much gets that she needs to get a job so she can support herself and kid, 3 months rent is paid and im just waiting for her to geta job, I eexplained my fear of her crazzy voodoo and me leaving her, she gets it..... sais she wont pull nothin but I have my doubts, I know she is gonna flip shit first time she sees me with anither female. And has been talking an awful lot about something called goofer dust, sounds dumbbut is ssuposed to be some old timy spell that is like supper fucking horible. So plz, say a prayer or chant a chant for me, im gonna need the help lol


FML
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Ain't no such thing as magic stop being a pussy. Plus even if it was real burn the witch and her magic is gone. :bigjoint:
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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MonkeyGrinder said:
Fucking neopagans (they were called wiccans in the 90s and 20s, this title insults them now) make me want to punch babies.
Here
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wicca
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Wicca is an actual religion sort of but pagan is just any religion who don't follow Judaism like Jews, Christians and Muslims everything else is pagan Native Americans where killed for being pagans it's how the Vatican gained it's power and reach. I'm even pagan or atheist I don't know I just don't believe the bible or their is some King but I kind of believe in something spiritual but it could be all bullshit I don't know shrooms make you think. Lol
 
zeddd

zeddd

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magic and fairies and feminism and shit, fuk its real enough if u have to listen to it all the time, tell her to curse away but watch for the rebounding Karma, lol u even have to think like em to get shot of them
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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oilfield bud said:
Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.
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1. Planned Parenthood does vasectomies on a sliding scale (they actually paid me). Same doctors who perform them at the big hospitals for big money. They just do it at PP once a month for some tax breaks for donating their time.

2. Take care of yourself. Eat well and exercise. I'd be more worried about Monsanto and the rest of the food makers. The shit they're lining your local grocer's shelves with WILL give you diabetes, cancer, etc.

3. "Failure in money and career"? Get in fucking line. Just tell the SS office that she put a spell on you and you will now need free money, food, and healthcare for life. DUH! Seems she's trying to do you a favor, MF.


Quit being a pussy. Why would you stay in the same house and go to sleep after telling her you are leaving her? Move out while she's gone to meet the coven. When she comes back and calls you, tell her you met a Scientologist. Them MFers should scare anyone. If she shows up riding a broom, get on the back of that mother fucker and plan on kissing her ass for the rest of your life.


You're afraid of THIS?





Pshhh


 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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ClaytonBigsby said:
1. Planned Parenthood does vasectomies on a sliding scale (they actually paid me).

3. "Failure in money and career"? Get in fucking line. Just tell the SS office that she put a spell on you and you will now need free money, food, and healthcare for life. DUH! Seems she's trying to do you a favor, MF.
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Priceless, post of the day material right here!

Bro, you're missing your calling if you aren't in comedy!
 
justugh

justugh

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oilfield bud said:
Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.
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ok there is 3 types
2 types are nothing to worry about .......old nature magic (only effects u if u believe/fear it like voodoo)
last type that is the bad one .......the person has gone all the way in it and has some 13th century book (lets just say book in this case bad as some really sick fucks lived in the past)......this is the one where u can find yourself wake up on a alter tied down with ppl in robes or buck ass naked around u .(personally i hope it is the black robes the naked ppl one is worst i rather just death compare too freak sex then death )

break up with her .......sleep with a gun
if she tries to put some i cursed you spell hex and tells u about it .......just counter bitch i am protected buried myself under a oak on the north side full moon at midnight ...on the solstice...so suck my hairy left nut i am protected anything u want to try hits u bitch so bring u stupid child (really piss her off) then leave

the simple fact u know to say that will freak her the fuck out ........it is old old old old magic it was based of a system even before hers .....if she is a nut it will drive her crazy as only 1 way to counter it and i doubt she will find the tree u used to do it as u never did it (magic is all a mind fuck game with distractions and sciences )
 
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budman111

budman111

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oilfield bud said:
Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.
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Paganism is open to satanic realms and should be avoided at all costs, the first commandment is for a reason: You shall have no other gods before Me.
 
Andrew2112

Andrew2112

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oilfield bud said:
Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.
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Don't let her "curse" have power. All you have to do is believe it will have no effect on you and it won't :) Being afraid of it only gives in to it. Also, if someone uses Black Magik against someone else, they must face their own consequences as a result- so chances are she knows better than to actually curse you; and if not- she will be "hoisted by her own petard!"

-Mrs. 2112
 
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