First Memorable Stoner Moment

post your first "stoner moment"

for me, well it wasnt me who did it

i stay in atlanta, and in 7th grade when i was buying weed for like the 3rd time i was chilling in little 5 points (if youve been here, you know what it is) and the guy i just bought pot from was in his early to mid 20s, skinny white guy with a beanie (typical college hippie type) anyway we burned with him, he got up and said (and i quote) "im going to i-hop" runs to his car, gets in and then says "wheres the steering wheel".........thats right, he got in his back seat. once he figured out where he was 30 seconds later he got in his front seat and drove off...............why i didnt try driving high until after i tried driving drunk (which is actually alot harder, ill drive stoned anytime)

the first time i got busted ass high was my junior year in highschool
like 2nd week into school, it was probably the 3rd or 4th time i ever toked
i looked at my phone to check the time and it was 10:31
i told my friend and we went back to playing our video game (Deus Ex for PC)
like 4 hours later i looked at my phone again and it was only 10:36
i look up at my friend and go "Dude! it's only been 5 minutes!" and we spend the next 5 laughing our asses off
i'd never felt such a full bodied laugh before
that only happens occasionally now when im geeking out hard... i love it though

Well idk this isnt really a good memory but still i thought it was
funny nonetheless. Well i had this little ginger friend who turned me
on to a few bowls while we were playin in the woods and whatnot,
i was like 9 at the time. Then one day i decided to go over to his
place and chill for a while. I get over there an he pretty much shoves
me in a room and opens this lil drawer with a bunch of fat roaches in it.
Well he sparks one up and hands me one so i do the same, we smoke
these lil roaches then say our farewells. Ok that was it, i left and
that was all i remember till i got home. When i DID get home i proceded
to wash dishes,and i was crying while i did it..no idea why

One of those 'stoner moments' that happens when you're completely sober:

A couple of friends and I were driving to this bowling alley. My friends holds up her empty McDonald's sweet tea cup, looks at the bowling alley, and says, "Dude. Do you think they'll refill this? 'Cause that would be awwwesome." That shit had us rolling all afternoon.

I was in high school, out late after curfew. Guy friend of mine and I were down the road from my house catching a buzz. I had only smoked a few times before that and didn't know what to expect, really. I swore up and down I didn't feel anything, so my friend drove me home. I opened his truck door, put my foot to the ground and promptly fell on my ass. My legs didn't work.

My friend walked me up to the door and I couldn't find my keys. He had to ring the doorbell. Interior light comes on and my dad answers the door. Friend says, "here's your daughter. I wanted to make sure she got home safe." He gave me a push on the back and I fell in the door.

I was grounded for a while after that. That guy is still one of my best friends. My dad still hates him.

I was 15 riding in the car with my homeboy and it was about 2am. I was wearing a white tshirt and he had slammed on the breaks about 30 minutes earlier while i was rolling up a blunt and i didnt realize that i had pot all over my shirt. So we get pulled over and 2 cops get out and come to the windows, one on my side and one on his. So he taps on the window with his flashlight and tells me to roll it down so i did. Starts shining the light all over the place and in my face(you know how pigs do) but anyways he leans down and looks me in the eye and says "son.....you been smoking marijuana this evening?" so i immeadiatley say "no sir not me." He kinda laughs and says "well thats pretty funny considering you get enough on your shirt there to roll a nice doobie." I was so fucking stoned so i start laughing to at the thought of the cop saying doobie because that was just hillarious at the moment and it seemed like he was gonna be pretty cool since he was joking and whatnot but then he gets us out of the car and handcuffs us both and lectures us about smoking pot and if he ever catches us again were going to jail. He eventually let us go after about 45 minutes.

hahaha. whoops. You only do things like that once. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way.

same goes for you, or does it?? you did that again didnt you??? lol

I found a way to sneak in the back door from there on out. I don't think my parents ever figured out it was pot. I think they thought I was experimenting with drinking.

id rather my kids smoke pot than drink. When my kids turn 16 im gonna straight up tell them daddy smokes pot if they dont already know and tell them if they want to smoke or drink than its fine by me as long as they do it at home. I feel like thats the best way to go about it because they are gonna get into it eventually and id rather them be safe.

i guess i forgot to mention i dont have any kids but someday thats what ill say, still a little young for kids.

man i was with my cousin the weird thing is we only smoked 5 bowls but man i was to stoned i couldn't see straight so i laid down and he was just laughing his ass off and i was trippin any ways he had grabbed my skin on my elbow and i thought my skin was being ripped off so after all that happened he said that he felt like he was throwing metal snowballs at ducks man i wish i could get that stoned again.

ststepen420 said:

id rather my kids smoke pot than drink. When my kids turn 16 im gonna straight up tell them daddy smokes pot if they dont already know and tell them if they want to smoke or drink than its fine by me as long as they do it at home. I feel like thats the best way to go about it because they are gonna get into it eventually and id rather them be safe.

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the first thing they will do is tell their friends

you sure thats a good idea?

I had this friend who will chatter and chatter endlessly about her life and past times she got high. Which is cool I just mellow out and listen most of the time.

However one day it seemed as though she'd wait until she got her hands on the joint to start talking.

So I yelled at her "Kayla shut the fuck up, shut it the fuck up, sit down, chill out, and smoke some weed stop telling your god damned stories"

Which doesn't sound funny but I never ever show any kind of argumentative nature or anything like that. She was in shock and everybody started laughing.

Damn I got a few of these.. my bud was drivin, pulls out of our lil' party house and falls asleep.. wakes up yelling "AM I AT MY HOUSE YET!?!?!" heh.. then he starts driving normal gets to a fork in the road and goes straight for the sign (in the middle) and drives off of the road.. again he wakes up yelling about being back at his house, funny shit, he had to replace the driver.

alright so was my second time ever smoking ganja and the first time i had smoked it out of a little 1 hitter cig piece thing and only a couple so i barely got a buzz but was kindve just calm. i told my one friend about it and he was having a really rough week in school (this was 8th grade) so he said fuck it lets smoke some weed this weekend and chill out ya know just remove the stress.... So i talked with my one friend who was 18 and told him i could toss him some $ to smoke me and my friend up, he told me to come down on saturday and hed have a suprise for us. When my friend and i got down there he pulled out an 8th of nice headies and then told us to close our eyes. when we opened them there was a 18' bong sitting on the table that he had just bought and said that it was time to break it in. me and my 2 friends sat there and smoked the whole 8th just packing the bong and passing it around, now mind you id never been really high before and neither had my one friend so as you know the first time it takes a long time to kick in. when we really started to feel it we got a massive munchie attack and decided that we absolutely had to go get some pizza. we walked about 50 yards down the block which took forever and finally made it to this pizza shop we always chill at. i remember we walked in high as fucking kites and the guys who own the shop knew it so we sat down in the back right corner of the shop and both got cheesesteaks. while we were sitting there a couple of people came in to order food and my friend and i were both so fucking high that we just kept laughing at them and telling each other there was no way in hell we looked even close to sober and i just remember sitting there stuffing a cheesesteak in my mouth laughing at how ridiculously high we were... good times

NomadicSky said:

I had this friend who will chatter and chatter endlessly about her life and past times she got high. Which is cool I just mellow out and listen most of the time.

However one day it seemed as though she'd wait until she got her hands on the joint to start talking.

So I yelled at her "Kayla shut the fuck up, shut it the fuck up, sit down, chill out, and smoke some weed stop telling your god damned stories"

Which doesn't sound funny but I never ever show any kind of argumentative nature or anything like that. She was in shock and everybody started laughing.

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I almost just shit my pants! Are you kidding that doesn't sound funny? That is a fucking riot!

i got a good story ever though its not a first time. me and my girl are driving back to my house from just picking up 8 rolls and a quarter of some dank. so were driving and smoking bowl after bowl hot boxin my car like a mothafucka. and my dumb ass has to pull some stupid shit. were at a red light and i realize i have to turn left. so light turns green and i turn left from the straight lane. and being in miami we have alot of undercover cops. so just my luck i had turned in front of one of them in a dodge magnum. the car pulls up next to me and it had blacked out tints so i couldent see it was cops, and they start fuckin racing me. so were hauling ass down the road and out of nowhere they slam they brakes and get behind me and then i hear the sirens and see the fukin lights and im thinking great im going to jail today. so i pull over and two cops come to the passenger door and of course we roll the window down and smoke billows out of the car like cheech and chong. the cop is like wtf is wrong with you are you stupid or something and i just stay quiet. so they open the door and they see my girl still holding the packed bowl in her hand and the cop just says give me that. he takes the bowl and slams that shit on the street and says get the fuck out of here i never want to see you again. and i was just fuckin amazed at what just happend. in the end we lost a $60 glow in the dark bowl, but i got away with my 8 rolls, the rest of my weed, and best of all my freedom. after i got home i proceeded to rip the bong until i stopped thinkin about it.

I was tokin' with my buddies in a friends backyard (He was out of town at the time and was opposed to smoking. He has since come over to greener pastures.) at about 1:00am in the middle of winter and we got so fucking blazed. We were walking back to my house and we came to this hill and we started walking up it. and we kept walking and walking and walking. It felt like it took an hour to walk up this hill that was about half a block long. When we got to the top my friend who had smoked for the first time that night looks at me with a blank stare and just says, "Holy Shit." Then we all just cracked up, standing in the middle of the street.
I had another one where we were making Taquitos in the microwave and my brother runs upstairs to take a shit. After he is gone for about 30 seconds, we all forget where he is. The three of us in the kitchen all go outside and look for him and then search the house for hat seems like thirty minutes and as we are yelling his name we are all like, "Shit! The taquitos!" We all run back to the kitchen and see that it has been one minute and thirty-two seconds since we noticed my bro was gone and we still have 46 seconds left on the taquitos. Then he comes back from his shit and we're like, "dude, where were you?" and he is like, "I dunno, I decided I didn't have to shit so I just sat on the toilet for like an hour."

Those were the days.

shiiit i get my mom stoned off her ass all the time. so its the other way around for me lol