Fuck my Neighbor

RedWhiteBlueGreen

Well-Known Member
Long story short, I hopped her porch, stood about 2 feet from the dog, and while he was barking at me I pissed on his face. Not my proudest moment, but the dog and the woman are evil.

I so hope this is a true story as it is the greatest story i have ever read!! I actually wish i could have seen u pissing into that little dogs face!! haha!! At least the stupid dog wouldve understood that this is how u show dominance! Hope he never barked again!! lol Absolutely brilliant!! I love it!
 

Sheesh420

Member
Strike up a conversation about Jerry Springer or something stupid and you will be on talking terms.
The rest is easy after that.
I like the pissing on the dogs head instant gratification method the best...

Sorry for bringing this thread back and I have no idea why I'm even typing this atm... in fact I don't even know if I am ;)
 

CCCmints

Well-Known Member
i understand this is a state/city thing..but where i am it is illegal to have your dog chained outside,also to be off a leash..i wouldnt hurt the little chihuaua but i wouldnt hesitate to strike an attacking dog (my neighbors pit attacked my dog,mine was on its leash of course, needless to say the pit "walked" away with a few broken ribs, the neighbor came before death)... i know an elderly lady who was mauled also a lady who has lost a kid over peoples damn dogs. you do what you gotta do....in this case call animal control and have it put down!!!
you wouldn't hurt the chihuahua but you'd have it killed..?
 

HeadieNugz

Active Member
There has got to be complex rules or something,
OR a board you can turn it over to like a condo association or something?
Idk, all i know is with a dog out like that and biting people, animal control and the hospital is your best friend.
Oh, you got bit? Hospital is a mandated reported, that dog goes into quarantine and cannot leave the house until its animal control clears it to.
Which, by the sounds of it, they wouldn't. It would be taken from her.
You cant just own an animal, There are laws and guidelines to follow;
And pretty much universally those stipulate if its being a rite fuckin terror and biting folks, its fucking euthanized.
My ma's pitt/shepard bit me when i was a kid, twice.
Both times she was locked up in the house for 3 weeks on quarantine, the 2nd time most of it was at an animal control kennel.
At the very least, this fat gash needs to be taught you cannot just abuse an animal like that,
There are no inherencies: That animal is that was because of how it was treated and raised.
Remove tha dog from the equation via animal control: You'll be doing yourself and the dog a favor.
He's probably barking all the time from the smell what ever is stuck up that preggo ladys ass is making, their Olefactory senses are a lot more astute than ours :D
 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
"you wouldn't hurt the Chihuahua but you'd have it killed..?"

Say what you like but no I would not hurt it, I would much rather have it humanely euthanized....
 

Twitch

Well-Known Member
what a fucking asshole you are for that suggestion alone.
nope sounded like a good one to me.... but i am a redneck from Texas the dog would have been shot along time ago by the mail man, or stomped on in this case.
but its an animal if it is attacking you its trying to hurt you, my fiance has 2 kids and i dont care if it was a gerbil if i think your going to attack them i will stomp your head in..... PETA may disagree
 

CCCmints

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nope sounded like a good one to me.... but i am a redneck from Texas the dog would have been shot along time ago by the mail man, or stomped on in this case.
but its an animal if it is attacking you its trying to hurt you, my fiance has 2 kids and i dont care if it was a gerbil if i think your going to attack them i will stomp your head in..... PETA may disagree
what kinda bitch gets bit by a chihuahua and stomps its head in? did the wittle chihuahua hurt you that badly awwwwww.

y'all people suggesting to kill it are crazy. if you wanna be crazy the least you could do is jus steal the damn dog and give it to a decent owner. at least you won't have taken an innocent life for no reason..you'd probably be improving the poor dog's life in all honesty.
 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
Right so you hop from me to twitch... ? Trolling much?

Or do you have a pet that's disobedient and your taking all this talk personally
 

CCCmints

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Right so you hop from me to twitch... ? Trolling much?

Or do you have a pet that's disobedient and your taking all this talk personally
i don't troll, i've never understood the concept of it. you contradicted yourself, so i pointed it out.
 

yktind

Well-Known Member
Sounds like she needs to be boned down, man. Got any friends that would jump on a grenade for you??? :hump::spew:
 

spandy

Well-Known Member
i'm chill i just don't condone the killing of innocent animals. how that could be mistaken for trolling i'm not quite sure.
Oh you would not condone my actions last night.

17 jacks with the 10-22. And I totally left them out there for the coyotes.
 
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