Growing problems with the wife.

Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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This question just popped into my head... if she knows about this site why would you post about what happened allowing her to link your screenname with you?
 
JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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Fungus Gnat said:
Well no nudes I see...well I formulated a plan for you anyways:

You’re going to need a good friend or a brother for this plan to work successfully.

First step is to get a body, look for someone in the paper that has died recently and is buried several counties over. Grave rob the body making sure to rebury the casket. Change the corpse’s clothes to something less formal.

Find a rural road with no traffic at night. Get an inner tube, cut it apart and tie an end to two trees making a giant slingshot. Have your brother test fire the corpse towards the road several times to get distance and accuracy down.

Take your wife on a picnic in the area using the road(towards the afternoon so you return during darkness). Make sure she drinks a little bit but not too much. You should drink as much as you can tolerate and claim you can’t drive home so she has to.

When you get to the point in the road where your bother/friend is make sure to distract her from focusing on the road(tell her she looks like she’s getting fatter ect.). Now when your brother sees the car he should fling the body at it using the slingshot. When the body hits the car and is run over… act horrified that she hit someone. Get out and tell her immediately that the person is dead and that you’ll have to dump the body somewhere(Have a spot pre-scouted an abandoned mineshaft should work). If she wants to involve the cops remind her she has been drinking and does she really want to chance life in prison and how it will ruin her life ect.. Make a pact with her to never tell anyone and that you yourself would face prison for helping to cover up her crime.

Now she won’t complain about you growing a few plants in the basement. You’ll probably get blowjobs on demand as well, but that seems a little exploitative.
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Brilliant. I'm stealing this idea.
 
DrOctopus

DrOctopus

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Mr Gnat youre a fucking genuis I have the body and im working on the slingshot Ill let you know how it turns out (with pics)
 
DrOctopus

DrOctopus

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Oh P.S her father came over and had a talk with her and we came to a compromise01-24-14 040.jpg needless to say all is well and Doc Oc is still growing thank you for all the moral support. Here is my work 01-24-14 043.jpg
 
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white1340

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My wife didn't know that I was growing for the first couple of years we were together and when she found pots and stuff I blamed it on my 20 year old son who lived with us at the time. She is a goody two shoes person and was baffled as to what I was doing. I don't look the part either, (if there is a part to look), were clean living people. So anyways, I work construction and same old, same old feast or fammen and as the recession stands mostly fammen. My wife is a very understanding person and I came clean and explained it all to her, pros, cons and the inbetween. It worked out for me and she now helps and supports me and our joint venture, (no pun intended). Your situation sounds a lot like mine in the beginning. If she is a good understanding woman and you really want to do this, then I would suggest comming clean with her and see if she wants wants to help out and believe me it is a whole lot more fun doing it together and sharing the rewards verses living a secret life from your other. It has brought my wife and I a lot closer together as a husband and wife team. You have to decide what you want and if she is worth the effort and risk. I would start with facts about growing, it's pot plant after all, not heroine from the poppy plant. Do research on people that are using it and for what perposes. Who knows, if she is an understanding woman you may be able to start a plan and do this right. When I started it was hidden out doors, poor plants, males mixed in and not recongnizing what to look for and so on. Now we have a nice building, separate from our house, and we pull off 60 to 80 plants on a schedule, and we do it together. Ball is your court bud!
 
DrOctopus

DrOctopus

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Yeah I couldnt hide anything from her I grew 15 yrs ago and quit and just started again in October. She has known since I started and hasnt had many objections. I couldnt hide anything from her we are best friends and she knows how passionate I am about it like I said I dont smoke and I would grow if I just threw out the results. I enjoy it that much. We have decided what we make goes into savings I too am in construction Ironwork andthe downturn hurt badly I went back to school and even started a new trade but with the future of medicinal MJ I hope the cultivation stays in the hands of small caregivers and I can do something I love. I would love to have an op that size and we have even talked about it When we have the money to invest I have already seen some sites that look good. I am going to do a guerilla grow this summer and see what that yields and if is significant enough to reinvest thats what Ill do. I admire people who take the initiative to make moves like you and including your wife is even more commendable. If youre looking for an extra greenthumb look me up
 
DrOctopus

DrOctopus

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Gnat you get logged out so she wont know the SN plus shes an idiot anyway. I was just sloppy and at Mc Donalds bored and wanted to read. I guess I was slippin nobodies perfect like I said its just a couple plants. I am just a different person now and dont take risks with my freedom unless it is worth it and the odds are greatly stacked in my favor. When I was younger I sold large amounts of weed and coke and everyone in my circle went to prison for quite a while except for a few of us. I stopped completely when my daughter was born and am not a wild, uncontrollable kid anymore I have respect for the law and rules but the laws on pot are senseless and outdated as is many things in our day and age I am however an antiestablishmentarian and will not be one of those sheeple who follow blindly without questioning authority. But I am also a realist and know I as one man cant take on the whole system and also as a man I know there are consequences to actions and I will accept them but as for my wife gettin in any hot water for things I do is completely fucked, she cannot tell me I cant grow anymore than I cannot tell her she cant cook or wear makeup she is a grown adult and she makes her decisions and is held accountable just as I am
 
Doobius1

Doobius1

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My ex tells everyone who will listen that I left her because of weed. I really left her because she was a complete bitch who never stopped complaining but that doesnt sound as good to her friends I guess
 
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