Having to deal with law enforcement real soon

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
OK!! heres the plan stan!!

When the cops come around , leave the door open ,

Place a deck chair in the cupboard , and turn the light on .
Lay back with a beer and your stereo going having a bit of a sunbathe under your hps, and when you hear the knock just say come on in fella's.

lol


I dare you
damn now I love that idea hella better , nice very nice tottal props bro:bigjoint:
 

el1

Well-Known Member
Better yet!!

Go collect a bunch of rocks of various sizes , then paint then random colours.

Paint eyes and mouths on them and little clothes and name them,
place them under your light and turn it on.

Cops: What the hell are these?
You: This is my pet rock farm!
Cops: What the fuck?
You: Yeah , i farm pet rocks and sell them on ebay , you'd be suprised what people buy.

lmfao
 

el1

Well-Known Member
Make sure you explain that rocks like a warm climate , otherwise they get upset and leave gravel all on the carpet.
 

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
Better yet!!

Go collect a bunch of rocks of various sizes , then paint then random colours.

Paint eyes and mouths on them and little clothes and name them,
place them under your light and turn it on.

Cops: What the hell are these?
You: This is my pet rock farm!
Cops: What the fuck?
You: Yeah , i farm pet rocks and sell them on ebay , you'd be suprised what people buy.

lmfao
once again a nother good one
 

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
Do you have a Washer and Dryer? if so then wash your cloths , put them under the light and say that your trying to dry your cloths
 

SMOK3R

Active Member
Put an empty aquarium in your room and fill it with random stuff... just like a junk drawer.

Then if those jerks ask you about the lamp you can say... Oh... I bought this kick ass snake setup from ebay, craigslist, or something like that... but the light they gave me burnt out and my damn snake kicked the bucket.

If they ask why its set up still just tell them that you are just a lazy stoner... or tell them that you are planning on getting another one.
 

GiggleGirl

Well-Known Member
You said there is nothing illegal in the house. ARE YOU SURE? No fucking dumb ass drunk left a gram under a couch cushion or your idiot roomate has a piece wrapped in his highschool grad gown or some crazy shit you don't know about. Your luck is bad right now-- just might want to do a thorough check. I think the empty aquarium filled with shit is a good idea, or the lawn chair and beer--lol.
(Oh and in Canada, it's not so safe to have plants anymore... the winds, they are a changing-- and we were soooo close to legalization. sigh)
Good luck buddy!
GG
 

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
You said there is nothing illegal in the house. ARE YOU SURE? No fucking dumb ass drunk left a gram under a couch cushion or your idiot roomate has a piece wrapped in his highschool grad gown or some crazy shit you don't know about. Your luck is bad right now-- just might want to do a thorough check. I think the empty aquarium filled with shit is a good idea, or the lawn chair and beer--lol.
(Oh and in Canada, it's not so safe to have plants anymore... the winds, they are a changing-- and we were soooo close to legalization. sigh)
Good luck buddy!
GG
its pretty much got legalized in BC just a few places in Canada sayed no to it and people in BC are aloud to have 5 Plants legaly , it even got onto the news about the new law
 

el1

Well-Known Member
i read on a norml forum about some idiot ordering seeds under the name:

" Harry the potter" , cops went to house where he ordered them to , skook down his mate and he sold him out lol.

What an idiot~ Almost as idiotic as throwing partys and growing weed. ( at same house at same time lol)
 

stickyicky77

Well-Known Member
Plant some tomato and bell pepper seeds under it. Say your hobby is growing your own organic fruits and vegetables. Hydroponic gardening is not illegal its the type of plant that you are growing that makes it illegal. It would be better than trying to deny that you had lights up after they had already seen them hanging in your closet. Trying to deny it would make you look guilty. Just make sure that you do not have anything illegal around for a while and think about moving.
 

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
Plant some tomato and bell pepper seeds under it. Say your hobby is growing your own organic fruits and vegetables. Hydroponic gardening is not illegal its the type of plant that you are growing that makes it illegal. It would be better than trying to deny that you had lights up after they had already seen them hanging in your closet. Trying to deny it would make you look guilty. Just make sure that you do not have anything illegal around for a while and think about moving.
there we go that's the best one
 

jay cas

Well-Known Member
take down all your equipment, leave it in the same cupboard they found it in, but make sure it isnt set up. when they come bak and ask why the lights are there and they arnt set up anymore you simply tell them 'It intially was to grow marijuana BUT, after the recent events you see that its not worth the risk and that you are trying to sell the equipmrnt now.' - you cant be arrested for 'conspiracy to cultivate', they will see it as they have doen there job in throwing you off the subject and that you have seen 'sense'. another thing is they know that you wont want to waste the money u spent on the equipment so telling them you want to sell it will seem legit and again, isnt illegal.

thats the dumbest thing u can do.. admit you were gonna grow?? should i tell him were i hide my safe 2??
 

bigbudeddie

Well-Known Member
They have seen the light. Theres no point to take it down man. Itl seem more suspicious. Not that telling them your growing tomatoes wont sound weird either. Hmm tough one. But either way they have NOTHING on you. Owning a HPS and some foil wont get you locked up.
 

jay cas

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best idea imop is putting a bunch of junk in there, maybe even buying a cheap 35$ aquarium and saying you bought a aquarium set for a snake
 

We TaRdED

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its pretty much got legalized in BC just a few places in Canada sayed no to it and people in BC are aloud to have 5 Plants legaly , it even got onto the news about the new law
Is this true? If so then how big can your plants be? I've seen ppl on the internet grow HUGE plants under 1kw a piece. lol just vegg 5 plants in a 10'x10' till the ScOG is full, then flower with 5kw........ that is if you could manage a 10'x10 ScOG. I'm not sure how you would tend to the middle of the garden...... I might be moving to BC guys..lol ya....

Ya i think this whole deal with the cops finding this guys setup seems kinda fishy if you ask me. In any case, like others have said, you didnt do anything illegal so just go with the beer tanning thing. say others have made fun of you for your fair skin and you wanted to darken up on your spare time in the privacy of your dwelling. lol........ How many watts was your setup, and why didnt you have anything growing in there anyways? who waits to start germing there seeds once they their equipment setup? :peace::peace::peace::mrgreen::peace::peace::peace:
 

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Why would there have been a party at any place anyone would be thinking of growing?? That alone is the sign you should not grow.Personally your not ready to grow and now you cant as your name will go on a potential watch list in that county.They will watch you for awhile and probably stop you occassionally to see if they can catch you being stupid.Id leave the lights up and go get some mixed green and veggie plants from homedpot and toss them under the light as that not illegal. They do have plenty for a searchg warrant.You my friend are now done growing until you move out of that county quietly
 

DJCX12

Well-Known Member
Is this true? If so then how big can your plants be? I've seen ppl on the internet grow HUGE plants under 1kw a piece. lol just vegg 5 plants in a 10'x10' till the ScOG is full, then flower with 5kw........ that is if you could manage a 10'x10 ScOG. I'm not sure how you would tend to the middle of the garden...... I might be moving to BC guys..lol ya....

Ya i think this whole deal with the cops finding this guys setup seems kinda fishy if you ask me. In any case, like others have said, you didnt do anything illegal so just go with the beer tanning thing. say others have made fun of you for your fair skin and you wanted to darken up on your spare time in the privacy of your dwelling. lol........ How many watts was your setup, and why didnt you have anything growing in there anyways? who waits to start germing there seeds once they their equipment setup? :peace::peace::peace::mrgreen::peace::peace::peace:
that's why I love it in BC and I'm thinking about having 5 plants about 6'5'' maybe 6'8''
 
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