I am giving OP the benefit of the doubt. Let he who is without sin, and stupid drunken activities, cast the first stone. I believe it, and I am Jewish.
Growin ain't as simple as those who haven't done it would like to believe. But it also isn't that difficult. And if you are willing to fuck with selling at street prices, which I do not and would not recommend if you like your freedom, you can have a small grow and make some cash, but in the thousands, not tens of thousands annually. Of course if you are dealing with child custody shit, that is one scary fucking proposition! Not saying you don't, but remember your kids need you and have to be A1. My kids have friends with dads incarcerated and it fucking sucks!
Beyond the preaching (sorry but I am Growin Dad for a reason) you destroyed these plants. With a ton of research, you can figure out what to eat and use leftovers, not shit, to compost in soil and make teas and whatnot. but that will take time. Growing is like any other hobby and moreso business venture - it requires some capital and a good plan based on research.
You won't get help on how to save your shit and piss plants. You have to understand how putrid and horrid what you did is to folks who take this hobby, no matter what our skill and experience level, seriously. And learn an important lesson in newbie growing, a hasty decision is virtually always a wrong one.
Peace brother!
