Horrible reality!!!!!
- Thread starter Tyler Durden 77
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Johnny Retro
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Someone back in highschool claimed 11 
But then again..it was highschool
But then again..it was highschool
Tyler Durden 77
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HELL YEAH, gotta fuckin meat hook for a clit? fucks that about. bitches clit looks like a mini penis??? freakin friggin shit? and i hear cats like that shit suckin on'em and all????
BUT WE DIGRESS! ORIG QUES WAS: on ur worst bored day when ur home alone and its jus U and MARY and the TV...... whats the most amount of times u have ever beat ur meat? Slapped the salami? Choked the Bishop? Dont b shy! Jus HONEST! u know u did it so dont front! Ladies jus inser "flick ur bean" when needed to play along!
Tyler Durden 77
Active Member
Someone back in highschool claimed 11
But then again..it was highschool
11??????????????? no shit! lmao! thats funny? dunno but prob poss! fasho! fuckin machine dude! his fuckin balls were sooooo fried!
Tyler Durden 77
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guy walks into a bar..... orders two drinks.....drinks one and places his hand over other.............after 15 min. orders another round and does the same.............15 min more and he does the same....... this goes on all nite till the bartender cant take it anymore, and must inquire........"Sir"......."i must aske u this and please forgive me for prying, but, why do u always order two drinks?"................ the man replied "its been a really hard week filled with adversity and rejection"............ the bartender replied "yea but why do u keep ordering two drinks?".........the man answered " i told u its been a week filled with adversity and rejection, so i jus came here to get my date drunk befor i make my move!"
BackDoorMan
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LMFAO thats hilarious...