How to sneak into Canada

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become a prostitute and go to vancouver

HAHAHA Classic! Fuck thats funny
But...kinda sad, cuz that is my city, And its incredible. But the bad side of town just makes you want to = :spew:

Anyways If your still trying to get up here i would hike a trail. There are loads of trails and shit people are using, i read in the paper a little while ago that a border gaurd was checking out a trail when he found a duffel bag full of our sweet sweet bc bud.
Hope your as lucky as he was :D
 
Back in the day we just drove over. Miles and Miles of farmland, sometimes we would be snowmobiling a trail or waterway and end up in some american town thinking shit we better find that same way back. Now you guys have an unarmed(I hope) predator overhead tho.

Passports are easy peasy up here, mostly online, send a pic scan your docs takes a week or two.
 
Eating Mc Donalds will do that to ya.


I eat what the fuck I want and im a brick shithouse...if I cleaned up my diet a bit I'd be ripped..if I added a bit more cardio..but I get my cardio from my job


i weigh 196..but im short..if I flex my quads ..teardrops...I have a nice horseshoes shape tricep...chest is beastin..im not chisled but im a shithouse and I like it like that

I ate 3 krispy kreams today....thinkin but pizza for lunch
 
I wasn't being cereal, I usually never am.
Some times you are...

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I eat what the fuck I want and im a brick shithouse...if I cleaned up my diet a bit I'd be ripped..if I added a bit more cardio..but I get my cardio from my job


i weigh 196..but im short..if I flex my quads ..teardrops...I have a nice horseshoes shape tricep...chest is beastin..im not chisled but im a shithouse and I like it like that

I ate 3 krispy kreams today....thinkin but pizza for lunch
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