Wikidbchofthewst
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I once was forced to listen to someone's life story. He literally raped my ear.
You gave someone the heimlich maneuver?
I once trekked 3 eternities to the surface of the sun. I stuck my tongue out and gave her a kiss, I burnt my mouth, nothing tastes the same.
i once read this and laughed so hard... my throat hurti once sqeezed my foreskin closed while having a pee
NUGGET? Is that YOU?!i once farted in my pants and a giant nugget came out!!!!kiss-ass...give me head bitch!