I Once.

SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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I once had a stripper I was working for bend over in front of me, spread her cheeks, and ask me "can you see my string?"

It made both of us blush
 
buggs bunny

buggs bunny

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i once put a can of spray paint in boiling water and forgot about it,then all off a sudden kaaabooom!!!!!!!!

i was like what was that?is some one lighting a pipe bomb in my back yard?

and then it hit me,i was like oh fuk i left that paint on the stove!

i went into the kitchen and it was all sprayed with a silver mist on everything,

then i looked for the rattle can, i found it five feet away stuck in the wall,and it was completly flat like a knife
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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buggs bunny said:
i once put a can of spray paint in boiling water and forgot about it,then all off a sudden kaaabooom!!!!!!!!

i was like what was that?is some one lighting a pipe bomb in my back yard?

and then it hit me,i was like oh fuk i left that paint on the stove!

i went into the kitchen and it was all sprayed with a silver mist on everything,

then i looked for the rattle can, i found it five feet away stuck in the wall,and it was completly flat like a knife
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Buggs........ may I ask....... why would you put a can of spray paint in boiling water? ....... and then why would you leave it on the stove???? :wall:

This happened to my sister once when she was boiling a can of condensed milk to make caramel. She forgot about it and the can exploded. ...

We were cleaning caramel off of stuff for weeks afterwards. :clap:
 
buggs bunny

buggs bunny

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ph03nix said:
Buggs........ may I ask....... why would you put a can of spray paint in boiling water? ....... and then why would you leave it on the stove???? :wall:

This happened to my sister once when she was boiling a can of condensed milk to make caramel. She forgot about it and the can exploded. ...

We were cleaning caramel off of stuff for weeks afterwards. :clap:
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i was warming it up so that it would come out of the can better,when the paint is cold it spits and when its real warm it sprays a real fine mist and good finish.

i just got distracted and then kabooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
chuckbane

chuckbane

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buggs bunny said:
i was warming it up so that it would come out of the can better,when the paint is cold it spits and when its real warm it sprays a real fine mist and good finish.

i just got distracted and then kabooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ohhhhh Darwin, you make me laugh sometimes
 
buggs bunny

buggs bunny

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i once smoked shake through two shampoo bottles,the first,had cold water and the second had warm,it made the smoke real smooth.
 
dmoneysaver

dmoneysaver

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I once ate glue and almost died at age 5 I was a real dumbass then....so not high oh shit forget it bdfuisbifsdbnkfbkxbnscfrsfhgfhgf
 
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