RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
Nah my family is Italian. Every once in a while someone goes into grandma's house and doesn't come out lol. Poor guppies.
I don't care if she was screwing King Kong (which she probably was if I know my Italians). Men just shouldn't put their hands on women. Or their feet. There are three body parts that belong to a man that, with consent, are OK to use. Your fingers, your tongue, or your dick. That's it. If he wanted to smack her with a finger, I would say eh, i'll look the other way. A roundhouse kick? Really?
OK,So I bet money on a basketball game and I think I'm in some deep shit. My team won and the guy I bet with said "The didn't win motherfucker because I said so". I then told him "Motherfucker you've never come across someone like me guaranteed". Ever since then I've had luxury cars sitting around my neighborhood giving me dirty looks. Do you think it's possible I got into with a mafia member? The guy I bet with was 60+ years old. What do you think I should do?
Dear Rainbow,
you have confused Friday Night Freakshow with HomeDepotBattleRoyale. For this you will pay. The Crisco was for you. Was...
You know about HDBR?!....
Ya, that's how Johnny cheated and supposedly killed me. Which never happened. But he says it did. So he keeps me in a bowl. I know it sounds barbaric, but it's really arbitrary how we choose who is our food and who is our pet anyway. And i'd rather be food than somebody's pet. So there.![]()
Fucking A I'd rather be eaten lol. Whoever said it's better to give than receive wasn't thinking about oral.
Hahahahaha. I knew that was gonna get turned into that.
Say guhhh, my tongue ring ain't just for show hahaha.
Yes but does it vibrate? Mine does!