I think I'm in danger!

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Are you kidding? You should see me on weed! My god anything stronger and it would probably kill me. And I don't mean like haha i',m so high I feel like I died and now i'm flying...I mean like it would stop my heart. But the weed is good! Just the perfect amount of grrr lol.
 
I don't care if she was screwing King Kong (which she probably was if I know my Italians). Men just shouldn't put their hands on women. Or their feet. There are three body parts that belong to a man that, with consent, are OK to use. Your fingers, your tongue, or your dick. That's it. If he wanted to smack her with a finger, I would say eh, i'll look the other way. A roundhouse kick? Really?

lolz realy??? this shit is to funny
 
Next time you see a luxury car sitting out front. take a baseball bat and smash his head lights, and say give me my money bitch. and if he dont pay, call the cops and say he tryed to run you down and hit you, and thats why his headlight is out. than all you haver to do is maove and change your name
 
This is the exact reason you dont go bumping your gums.If somone takes a bet and dont pay dont say anything do what you gotta do.If you cant handle your buisness,pay somone to do it for you.Do not threaten people,its like goiun hey Im gonna suprise attack you. Be ready!:dunce: Hope this guy is still in one piece.Or it was a bet worth getting fucked up.
 
OK,So I bet money on a basketball game and I think I'm in some deep shit. My team won and the guy I bet with said "The didn't win motherfucker because I said so". I then told him "Motherfucker you've never come across someone like me guaranteed". Ever since then I've had luxury cars sitting around my neighborhood giving me dirty looks. Do you think it's possible I got into with a mafia member? The guy I bet with was 60+ years old. What do you think I should do?

Hey Jesse, Walter's looking for you!

Take some ak's and "introduce him to your little friends"

So you're getting tailed because he owes you money for a bet you won, but he wouldn't pay up on?

You need to refine your trolling skills man...
 
You know about HDBR?!....

Ya, that's how Johnny cheated and supposedly killed me. Which never happened. But he says it did. So he keeps me in a bowl. I know it sounds barbaric, but it's really arbitrary how we choose who is our food and who is our pet anyway. And i'd rather be food than somebody's pet. So there.:lol:
 
Ya, that's how Johnny cheated and supposedly killed me. Which never happened. But he says it did. So he keeps me in a bowl. I know it sounds barbaric, but it's really arbitrary how we choose who is our food and who is our pet anyway. And i'd rather be food than somebody's pet. So there.:lol:

Aww I was hoping you'd wanna be my pet. Give you a pretty spiked collar. Take you for walks down the beach. But noooooooooo. You'd rather be eaten.... I see how it is rainbow. I now see your true colors.
 
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