I'm aiming for butt secks tonight

Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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LokiGen said:
OK, damn it, this looks bomb as fuck, I hate you less and less, but only because I'm going to try and butter you up to get some of dat shit right there. BTW Happy Birthday<--see what I did there, buttered!View attachment 3381204
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lol shit head if we met I would punch you in the FACE, then drink a beer with you and cook us some good shit. You'd forgive me and even ask for me to punch you again so you can get some more of my awesome buttsex... er I mean food


for the record, you're starting to grow on me cockholster
 
Flagg420

Flagg420

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Gary Goodson said:
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

@HoLE I still have about 8-9 beers from yesterday so I'm about to get started again. My birthday celebration last till this weekend!

And for the record I missed my target... She passed out
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Took my girl to fucking Paris for our honeymoon... that was the deal... Paris... butt sex.

Paris, London, Vienna, Rome, Venice, back to London........... still no butt sex.

To all single men, never get married, its the only time someone can use false advertising, and bait and switch, while making false claims........ and you can't do anything about it.

GFs give blowjobs. Wives get the dick wet for a few seconds.
GFS do anal. Wives schedule sex like a chore, or allowance.
GFs fuck in multiple positions, places, and styles... Wives lay there and allow you to fuck them.

Been 3 damn years and I am still witing for her to make good on her end of the deal... And after just shy of 14 years of faithful monogamy, I fucking feel like I earned reward, ya know? Chicks don't get how easy it is to cheat, or how strong the desire can be, men deserve a pat on the back for remaining monogamous, (against all nature tell them....)
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Flagg420 said:
Took my girl to fucking Paris for our honeymoon... that was the deal... Paris... butt sex.

Paris, London, Vienna, Rome, Venice, back to London........... still no butt sex.

To all single men, never get married, its the only time someone can use false advertising, and bait and switch, while making false claims........ and you can't do anything about it.

GFs give blowjobs. Wives get the dick wet for a few seconds.
GFS do anal. Wives schedule sex like a chore, or allowance.
GFs fuck in multiple positions, places, and styles... Wives lay there and allow you to fuck them.

Been 3 damn years and I am still witing for her to make good on her end of the deal... And after just shy of 14 years of faithful monogamy, I fucking feel like I earned reward, ya know? Chicks don't get how easy it is to cheat, or how strong the desire can be, men deserve a pat on the back for remaining monogamous, (against all nature tell them....)
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