Jerk off when high!

blinkykush

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just wear the rain coats folks;-) doesnt it suck ass in the worst way when a rubber breaks though. Its probably up their with top 10 brutal things that can happen. As far as stress goes.
 

VansStoner1748

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Ok people that say get some pussy and stop jacken off...that bs. Ive had(single now:mrgreen:)a GF with very high sex drive, and boy she was good too, but i still beat the meat 3-4 times a week.Dont get me wrong i would rather fuck than shoot my sock, but i still love to wank every now and then.
 

smokablunt16

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lol since this goofy subject got brought up i'll tell you all a story...

Me and my girl were doin the nasty one night and she didnt know but i was HIGH AS HELL..anyways so we were doing CRAZY doggie style and she didnt hear it but my dogs started barking outside of the room at something outside and I just started laughing my ass off uncontrollably that I just had to pull out and catch my breath..She got SOOOOOO pissed at me she didnt have any clue what i just heard and that i was BLown so she wouldnt of gotten my point of view on the whole situation...I guess you had to have that happen to you to understand if you dont..lol

By the way this thread is fucked up lol
 

Bookworm

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lol since this goofy subject got brought up i'll tell you all a story...

Me and my girl were doin the nasty one night and she didnt know but i was HIGH AS HELL..anyways so we were doing CRAZY doggie style and she didnt hear it but my dogs started barking outside of the room at something outside and I just started laughing my ass off uncontrollably that I just had to pull out and catch my breath..She got SOOOOOO pissed at me she didnt have any clue what i just heard and that i was BLown so she wouldnt of gotten my point of view on the whole situation...

By the way this thread is fucked up lol
that's fuckin HILARIOUS BRO!!
 

smokablunt16

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that's fuckin HILARIOUS BRO!!
Aww man bro..Im telling ya, i dont think ive laughed that heard in years!! Lemme tell you she was PISSED though..It was too hard to explain what happened so i just told her i got a cramp and thought it was funny for some reason...
 

Kate622

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Some people on here like to hump their pillows or buy prostitutes
I knew someone who liked to do that. It kinda killed the phone sex for me when he was like "I dont want this pillow, I want you."

I mean, Im sure he meant well and all, but... uuuuuh...
 

Stoney McFried

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Reminds me of a funny story....I was having phone sex with this guy.Now, I don't get off on phone sex, so I just faked it.I was rolling a joint at the time.Well,as I was doing my oscar worthy moaning and groaning, I spilled my weed on the floor.So, picture this....me crawling on my hands and knees with a cordless phone to my ear, picking up buds and putting them in the pill bottle, and saying,"OOOOOOhhhhh, yeah, baby, I'm so fucking wet....":mrgreen:
I knew someone who liked to do that. It kinda killed the phone sex for me when he was like "I dont want this pillow, I want you."

I mean, Im sure he meant well and all, but... uuuuuh...
 

FlipDV

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Reminds me of a funny story....I was having phone sex with this guy.Now, I don't get off on phone sex, so I just faked it.I was rolling a joint at the time.Well,as I was doing my oscar worthy moaning and groaning, I spilled my weed on the floor.So, picture this....me crawling on my hands and knees with a cordless phone to my ear, picking up buds and putting them in the pill bottle, and saying,"OOOOOOhhhhh, yeah, baby, I'm so fucking wet....":mrgreen:
woooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL
+ rep for that :P

I could never have phone sex too weird for me :P
DAMNIT I can't rep you, I must spread the love, ever though I've done it a lot >=[
 

Stoney McFried

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Had phone sex with this one guy, and he's like,"Put the phone by your pussy so I can hear it.."WTF?So I grabbed my cheek and started pulling it till it made sloppy sounds.
woooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL
+ rep for that :P

I could never have phone sex too weird for me :P
DAMNIT I can't rep you, I must spread the love, ever though I've done it a lot >=[
 
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