Dirtyboy
Well-Known Member
Get one then you wont have to wack it.I'm doing it now... Keep talking, I'm almost finished.
Get one then you wont have to wack it.I'm doing it now... Keep talking, I'm almost finished.
Don't get one and then get some game so you wont need to hold on to the same ball and chain to get some.Get one then you wont have to wack it.
That kind of negates what you said...Now i moved 1 in and she does not do it anymore and goes to school.
that's fuckin HILARIOUS BRO!!lol since this goofy subject got brought up i'll tell you all a story...
Me and my girl were doin the nasty one night and she didnt know but i was HIGH AS HELL..anyways so we were doing CRAZY doggie style and she didnt hear it but my dogs started barking outside of the room at something outside and I just started laughing my ass off uncontrollably that I just had to pull out and catch my breath..She got SOOOOOO pissed at me she didnt have any clue what i just heard and that i was BLown so she wouldnt of gotten my point of view on the whole situation...
By the way this thread is fucked up lol
Aww man bro..Im telling ya, i dont think ive laughed that heard in years!! Lemme tell you she was PISSED though..It was too hard to explain what happened so i just told her i got a cramp and thought it was funny for some reason...that's fuckin HILARIOUS BRO!!
that's some weird shit man.I like to give myself a stranger......Thats when you sit on your hand til it goes numb,then beat the meat
Yeah just close your eyes and it feels like someone else is doing itThats some fucked up shit right there!! LMAO!!!! that was too funny...
I knew someone who liked to do that. It kinda killed the phone sex for me when he was like "I dont want this pillow, I want you."Some people on here like to hump their pillows or buy prostitutes
I knew someone who liked to do that. It kinda killed the phone sex for me when he was like "I dont want this pillow, I want you."
I mean, Im sure he meant well and all, but... uuuuuh...
woooooooooooooooooooooooow LOLReminds me of a funny story....I was having phone sex with this guy.Now, I don't get off on phone sex, so I just faked it.I was rolling a joint at the time.Well,as I was doing my oscar worthy moaning and groaning, I spilled my weed on the floor.So, picture this....me crawling on my hands and knees with a cordless phone to my ear, picking up buds and putting them in the pill bottle, and saying,"OOOOOOhhhhh, yeah, baby, I'm so fucking wet...."
woooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL
+ rep for that
I could never have phone sex too weird for me
DAMNIT I can't rep you, I must spread the love, ever though I've done it a lot >=[
Hahahaha, oh my god. Thats great.Had phone sex with this one guy, and he's like,"Put the phone by your pussy so I can hear it.."WTF?So I grabbed my cheek and started pulling it till it made sloppy sounds.