how did native americans ever feed themselves before white man came by with their W4 forms and welfare applications?
As I understood the story, didn't the Indians drop by the fort? And the colony was trying to fill out W4 and Welfare Forms and tax worksheets to see who would be for Thanksgiving Dinner?
And the Indians said, oh gosh, oh dear, they are going to eat those Forms and Worksheets, too. They will still be hungry, after they eat a Long Pig, that they chose from the Forms. Then they won't have any paperwork to choose another Long Pig.
Then, they will want to use our Forms and Papers and Worksheets! No Way!!!
Better bring some Corn, and Pumpkin for these crazy ass crackers. This is getting weird.
And that is how Thanksgiving began in America.