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april

Pickle Queen
My nephew caught the moment on camera. He saw the guy circling me and knew something was going to happen. Asshole.



He was actually pretty damn good looking. :(
Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;

I suddenly have an urge to flick ur nipples lmfao OMG ur sexy muffin !!!
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;

I suddenly have an urge to flick ur nipples lmfao OMG ur sexy muffin !!!
If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. ;) (totally kidding)
 

april

Pickle Queen
If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. ;) (totally kidding)
Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?

I'm gonna ass rape a panda bear!!! Bamboo 4 U :) ( totally not kidding)
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?

I'm gonna ass rape a panda bear!!! Bamboo 4 U :) ( totally not kidding)
Disgust? No. Scare? Yes. I call them killer clams. My sister always smacks me upside the head when I say it.

If you were straight girls would run in fear that you were gay, and the inevitable heartbreak. :)
If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.
I think they got all touchy feely because you're 'safe' so they can cuddle and play with you all they like without 1) you getting too pissed off hopefully or 2) raping them. Every straight woman wants a gay best friend, like the husband they wish they had who will shop with them and treat them right... Just not sleep with them.

I find gay guys a turn on, with my masochistic self. Well, I don't think anyone is 100% gay or straight. I had this MTF transexual friend who had to ask 'can someone please remind me that I'm meant to be gay?!!' between mouthfuls of my skin.

I like lesbians, but I sure as hell don't understand them.

And then you might find the type you have romantic feelings for are different to the type you are sexually attracted to.

Mmnn... Emo boys making out. *quivers with delight* I can't tell you how much gay manga and fanfiction I read...

Oh well, the Internet is for confessions lol

Everyone like the panties, then? <3
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Was she at least a pretty drunk? :D
Yes, which is why I didn't expect her to assault me with her taste buds.

I find gay guys a turn on, with my masochistic self. Well, I don't think anyone is 100% gay or straight. I had this MTF transexual friend who had to ask 'can someone please remind me that I'm meant to be gay?!!' between mouthfuls of my skin.

Mmnn... Emo boys making out. *quivers with delight* I can't tell you how much gay manga and fanfiction I read...

Oh well, the Internet is for confessions lol

Everyone like the panties, then? <3
Were you in New Mexico about 6 years ago and attended a Christmas party at the Marriott, by chance? Sorry for ruining your dress. :p

I enjoyed the panties myself. So I'm sure the straight guys are fapping as we speak.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
*giggle*

You guys...

Thankies Carne :3 Straight people are a weird bunch, eh?

Ah... There's nothing to fap to on this page. Someone post something sexy!
 
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