Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Durango is very umm... gay friendly. It's a hippie haven.so all you have to do when you're gay is make a joke about being gay and then random gay guys appear?
i'm about to start telling straight jokes in public.
Durango is very umm... gay friendly. It's a hippie haven.so all you have to do when you're gay is make a joke about being gay and then random gay guys appear?
i'm about to start telling straight jokes in public.
Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;My nephew caught the moment on camera. He saw the guy circling me and knew something was going to happen. Asshole.
He was actually pretty damn good looking.
If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;
I suddenly have an urge to flick ur nipples lmfao OMG ur sexy muffin !!!
Sorry guys. Busy.Tell em "You couldn't afford it honey!"
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Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)
If you were straight girls would run in fear that you were gay, and the inevitable heartbreak.If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)
Disgust? No. Scare? Yes. I call them killer clams. My sister always smacks me upside the head when I say it.Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?
I'm gonna ass rape a panda bear!!! Bamboo 4 U ( totally not kidding)
If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.If you were straight girls would run in fear that you were gay, and the inevitable heartbreak.
I already felt that a certainty. Thanks for the confirmation man.I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.
Sometime I'll tell ya'll about the mistletoe incident. It involves a very drunk woman and me almost choking to death on her tongue that was halfway down my throat. There was vomit too.I already felt that a certainty. Thanks for the confirmation man.
Was she at least a pretty drunk?Sometime I'll tell ya'll about the mistletoe incident. It involves a very drunk woman and me almost choking to death on her tongue that was halfway down my throat. There was vomit too.
I think they got all touchy feely because you're 'safe' so they can cuddle and play with you all they like without 1) you getting too pissed off hopefully or 2) raping them. Every straight woman wants a gay best friend, like the husband they wish they had who will shop with them and treat them right... Just not sleep with them.If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.
Yes, which is why I didn't expect her to assault me with her taste buds.Was she at least a pretty drunk?
Were you in New Mexico about 6 years ago and attended a Christmas party at the Marriott, by chance? Sorry for ruining your dress.I find gay guys a turn on, with my masochistic self. Well, I don't think anyone is 100% gay or straight. I had this MTF transexual friend who had to ask 'can someone please remind me that I'm meant to be gay?!!' between mouthfuls of my skin.
Mmnn... Emo boys making out. *quivers with delight* I can't tell you how much gay manga and fanfiction I read...
Oh well, the Internet is for confessions lol
Everyone like the panties, then? <3
Ya never know. Straight guys are twisted like that.I'm sure they arent 'fapping' to this page tho.
Don't say I never gave you anything.*giggle*
You guys...
Thankies Carne :3 Straight people are a weird bunch, eh?
Ah... There's nothing to fap to on this page. Someone post something sexy!
No no we insist.Aww kuroi no this is ur thread dear, get all the attention u need sweety PLus my taste in lace and frills is a tad more "lace and frills" and less teen girl panties
Have fun
You insist upon something that will never happen. So you are ultimately insisting on let down.No no we insist.