lol I remember this thread. Well I gotta say I got back in touch with a friend who ditched everybody long ago for the illuminati who claims he sees aliens. lol, no joke. Trippy dude, but he's cool.
I say..go along with the alien bit and tell the hot Alien chicks you received a message and you are supposed to put your probe in their Birth canal! Or fecal factory, what ever you prefer!