My Nine Monster: A Story Written and Produced by TMB
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Jozikins
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I knew that fucker was high on something in the video! Was it shrooms or acid? I want to know!
treemansbuds
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It was shrooms, he has a few jars of the stuff. Eats them like you eat M&M's.
We worked for security in Yosemite Valley in 1987. We started our shift at 6:00pm and get off at 2:00am. He was my boss and we would play in Yosemite Valley after hours like we owned it. (everybody's sleeping after midnight) We would eat a handfull of shrooms at 1:30am, get off work at 2:00am and tripping hard in Yosemite Valley by 2:30am. We owned Yosemite Valley back then. Paul's 6'-1" and over 300lbs, then I was 6'-5" and just under 300lbs, nobody fucked with us. We still stay in touch, he bought my backhoe a couple months ago, he made over $200,000 off that fricken video between the royalties, appearances, and other stuff. Chevrolet paid him $50,000 just to the rights to that video. Talk about falling on your face and hitting pay-dirt! If you go to his "You Tube" page, that's me filming the Chevy video he did on his old Chevy. video http://www.youtube.com/user/Hungrybear9562?blend=6&ob=5#p/search/0/YbTAfXcJRm0 Check it out!
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Jozikins
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Do you have any clue how happy you just made me? I am so fucking happy right now! Ahahaha. That is fucking awesome. I like just that much more now, just through your association with this guy. I knew it was fucking shrooms, I fucking told everyone that it was, they were all like "oh I don't know man." Tell Paul that I fucking love him and both his rainbow and chevy video. Good camera work TMB, you helped captivate the love for that truck, made me love that truck. That video sounded like such a special treat I decided to double up; I pulled out the first nug of this recently harvested strawberry cough x c99 hybrid and took my very first burn of it while watching that video.
SC99 is fucking devistating btw, but a mold whore, and she secretly hermed on me when I wasn't looking in what seems to have been week 6.
But seriously, I want some of Paul's fungus. That story about Yosimite sounds great, how I wish I could have been there. I don't do shrooms often, but I do like them plenty. Last time I was actually up in SF, and we went to the forest right at the edge of the city and munched some shroom chocolates down, which did taste like M&M's, by the way, lol. I actually wanted to go out to Yosemite to do them, but nobody was down for the drive but me. I'm from socal so I try and spread myself as far across central cali and northern cali as I can when I go up state. You were right in earlier posts though, you truly do live in "God's Country." Yosemite is fucking gorgeous. I now live in the smog zone of so cal up in the mountains, but I used to live right at the base of the Santa Rosa Plateau and used to go get mega ripped and go hiking, then take shrooms at the top of the water falls and go fuck around. I always have a packed pipe in my hand, so nobody fucks with me... they just want to hang out. haha.
Fucking a'... this SC99 is fucking devistating. I just wanted to stress that real quick... whoa fuck... I think I hear my lamp barking.
And finally, 200,000 dollars for having a video of yourself at your very silliest on the internet? Damn, I think I might still have some sleep walking videos that I could get rich off of. Ever been pee'd on by a sleeping man?
Seriously, you and Paul are the fucking man.
treemansbuds
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Paul is a cool dude and loves to have a good time, no doubt about that.
In saying that, he does have his down falls, and I'll leave it at that. What you see is "acting Paul" and not the real Paul. He's a very smart dude, and all this shit is just acting for the masses, nothing else. Truth be told he's not even Native American which he claims to be. His ex-wife and kids are, but not him.
One day you will come visit Yosemite (bring me that award winning clone when you do!) and I will give you an insiders tour of Yosemite and tell you all about the real Double Rainbow Man. You will leave me with a totally different opinion of Paul and Yosemite.
I met Paul April of 1987, friends ever since, but I don't agree with a lot of what or how he does things. We did TONS of fun stuff in and around Yosemite back in the day. We were best of friends then, not so much now, we talk a couple few times a month, but that's it. He mostly calls to brag about all the women in his life now, and the easy money he's making.
Up late, can't sleep, smoking and jabbering away.....lol
Take Care...
TMB-
Jozikins
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Too bad about Paul, I hope he can clear things up in his life. Until then, I will still be giggling at his video. I didn't know that Paul claimed to be Native American, but the key holder to this glorious Banana OG is actually native. It's hard to tell sometimes, but you can always see it in the face, and I don't see it in Paul.
Oh, and we had our Banana OG retested after a less-rushed grow. 25.7% THCA!!!!!! Wooohooooo!!!! I've seen hash tested that fell under that. CBD level is only .48% though. We rushed the last grow because we had the competition coming up and we aren't the most timely people. We're more like a bunch of bumbling, big-headed stoners. Lol.
You better believe I'll bring you one, just as soon as I get him to give it up. He won't until I trade him a cut of my SFV f3 cut though, and that is my bread and butter. It's worth it though, I'm just going to give in already... 25.8%!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and we had our Banana OG retested after a less-rushed grow. 25.7% THCA!!!!!! Wooohooooo!!!! I've seen hash tested that fell under that. CBD level is only .48% though. We rushed the last grow because we had the competition coming up and we aren't the most timely people. We're more like a bunch of bumbling, big-headed stoners. Lol.
You better believe I'll bring you one, just as soon as I get him to give it up. He won't until I trade him a cut of my SFV f3 cut though, and that is my bread and butter. It's worth it though, I'm just going to give in already... 25.8%!!!!!!!!!!
treemansbuds
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Hello All-
Busy with life, need to catch up on things...
Well the Mad Purps are sure changing/stretching now. They're shooting out, getting ready to start stacking up here. The Sr-71's are doing okay, the greenhouse girl is really doing great, the two under the carport are doing as expected. The two in the cage are either different strains, which I think is the case, or I have one true MONSTER Sr-71. To tell the truth, I think I have 4-Mind Bender X Afghangooey's and 1-Sr-71 Purple Kush (Monster in the cage) ....Who knows? This is what happens when your "medicated" when working on the girls and cloning
. I need TLD to stop on by and give his 2-cents, he knows his Sr-71.
Either way, all good medicine!
The girls in the bud box were harvested end the of last week, and over the weekend. I still have 4 girls, 3 Mind Benders X Afghangooey's and a Chemo Cindy. They still have another week or two. The early July storm took it's toll on the Mad Purps....suffered about 20% bud rot on the shorter plants. I need to install a ventilation system that won't let the light in the box when closed, easy fix. Box was a success! The Mad Purps didn't turn purple like the spring harvest did in the greenhouse. Not cold enough, but still sticky and icky!
Weather update;
No changes....High temp the last two days was 96.3 and our low 66.2. Staying warm, watering the garden every other day.
Will make another tea Wednesday and feed on Thursday. Tomorrow I'll give the Mad Purps under the carport 4 tbl Maxsea 16-16-16 and one 3-20-20 Bloom in a 5 gallon bucket. I'll add another tbl spoon of the Bloom every feeding (every 4-5 days). After 5 feedings, about 3-4 weeks,(takes me to mid Aug) they'll be full 3-20-20. Then 4-5 feedings of 3-20-20 that takes me to mid-late Sept, flush 2-3 weeks and start harvesting beginning mid October.
The Sativas won't be done until mid November, makes for a long season.
Medicated on scissor hash and just busted out my last mason jar with the last 2 ounces of last years Sr-71 Purple Kush....sheesh! I'm Baked! I'll update with pictures soon, daughter broke my camera, I have another, but bigger hassle.
TMB-
Busy with life, need to catch up on things...
Well the Mad Purps are sure changing/stretching now. They're shooting out, getting ready to start stacking up here. The Sr-71's are doing okay, the greenhouse girl is really doing great, the two under the carport are doing as expected. The two in the cage are either different strains, which I think is the case, or I have one true MONSTER Sr-71. To tell the truth, I think I have 4-Mind Bender X Afghangooey's and 1-Sr-71 Purple Kush (Monster in the cage) ....Who knows? This is what happens when your "medicated" when working on the girls and cloning
. I need TLD to stop on by and give his 2-cents, he knows his Sr-71. Either way, all good medicine!
The girls in the bud box were harvested end the of last week, and over the weekend. I still have 4 girls, 3 Mind Benders X Afghangooey's and a Chemo Cindy. They still have another week or two. The early July storm took it's toll on the Mad Purps....suffered about 20% bud rot on the shorter plants. I need to install a ventilation system that won't let the light in the box when closed, easy fix. Box was a success! The Mad Purps didn't turn purple like the spring harvest did in the greenhouse. Not cold enough, but still sticky and icky!
Weather update;
No changes....High temp the last two days was 96.3 and our low 66.2. Staying warm, watering the garden every other day.
Will make another tea Wednesday and feed on Thursday. Tomorrow I'll give the Mad Purps under the carport 4 tbl Maxsea 16-16-16 and one 3-20-20 Bloom in a 5 gallon bucket. I'll add another tbl spoon of the Bloom every feeding (every 4-5 days). After 5 feedings, about 3-4 weeks,(takes me to mid Aug) they'll be full 3-20-20. Then 4-5 feedings of 3-20-20 that takes me to mid-late Sept, flush 2-3 weeks and start harvesting beginning mid October.
The Sativas won't be done until mid November, makes for a long season.
Medicated on scissor hash and just busted out my last mason jar with the last 2 ounces of last years Sr-71 Purple Kush....sheesh! I'm Baked! I'll update with pictures soon, daughter broke my camera, I have another, but bigger hassle.
TMB-
Hodgegrown
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Hoping the purp strains that I had will purple-up (color) up at our Trinity site. Elevation is 3200 feet with cooler temps than here, (900 feet)
Wish you were closer, have about 2 oz's of bubble just waiting to be shared with good people. If TLD ever heads up this way, your invited to join him?
Wish you were closer, have about 2 oz's of bubble just waiting to be shared with good people. If TLD ever heads up this way, your invited to join him?
treemansbuds
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Hey Hodge-
Guess I need to get into TLD's ear and plan something.....
The bubble sounds great, and the seeds are something to look forward to...... but is there any pie left? Just a slice?....lol
I'm BIG TIME jealous of jj getting in on the pie gig. "Home made" and "pie" are some of the sweetest words to hear spoken......lol......damn u jj!
The wife will be in the kitchen this week working on Plum Jellies, kids just took 2-5 gallon buckets off yesterday, perfect plums right now....Plum Pie?
I'm sure they'll turn purple for you, long way to the finish line, weather can't stay hot much longer.
We haven't hit 100 degrees here yet this year....knock on wood! 99.7 our high all season, never had a summer without seeing at least a few 100 degree days.
Stay safe...
TMB-
doublejj
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Hey treeman, how about I go pick-up your issue of bubble for you? You know it would make Hodge feel good to give it to you. 
And since you can't be there, I'll step-up for you.
You wouldn't want Hodge to feel bad would you? It's the least I could do.
Since you already shared all your blackberry pie with me, I just know that's what you would want. Always thinking about Hodge! What a great guy that treeman!
I'm gonna take my swimming trunks next time & send you a picture from the pool!
peace
doublejj
And since you can't be there, I'll step-up for you.
You wouldn't want Hodge to feel bad would you? It's the least I could do.
Since you already shared all your blackberry pie with me, I just know that's what you would want. Always thinking about Hodge! What a great guy that treeman!
I'm gonna take my swimming trunks next time & send you a picture from the pool!
peace
doublejj
theloadeddragon
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well.... Im not that hard to get ahold of... 
....
Im getting there, slowly but surely.... just got all this stuff going on...
I need a break... Bad.... so... lets get up an go.... stop by an check out that SR see whats up....
Blue Moon again brother.... more than ever before....
hard to drift away for more than a day.... jump through the hoops for my babies.... you know...
Im in a tornado just waiting to be tossed out... and when I am I will land up there....
From love to ashes on foam
....Im getting there, slowly but surely.... just got all this stuff going on...
I need a break... Bad.... so... lets get up an go.... stop by an check out that SR see whats up....
Blue Moon again brother.... more than ever before....
hard to drift away for more than a day.... jump through the hoops for my babies.... you know...
Im in a tornado just waiting to be tossed out... and when I am I will land up there....
From love to ashes on foam
bigwood111
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How do I get some Blackberry Pie?... Kinda Jealous down here in the bay area!!!
treemansbuds
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Hello all-
Sitting here bumming out at the fact one of our good friends here, Hodgegrown, lost one of his dogs today (hit by a car), and was ripped off for a good amount of medicine. I'm speechless, just want him to know I'm thinking about him and his losses.
Hoping tomorrow brings a long streak of good luck to you Hodge, you deserve it.
Anything I can do to help, just let me know.
TMB-
Sitting here bumming out at the fact one of our good friends here, Hodgegrown, lost one of his dogs today (hit by a car), and was ripped off for a good amount of medicine. I'm speechless, just want him to know I'm thinking about him and his losses.
Hoping tomorrow brings a long streak of good luck to you Hodge, you deserve it.
Anything I can do to help, just let me know.
TMB-
Hodgegrown
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Thanks Treeman,
Just one of those years where I've had to second guess almost everything I've done. not a good way to live life. Won't change me or my outlook, have my friends and family when things get tough. Thanks again.
Just one of those years where I've had to second guess almost everything I've done. not a good way to live life. Won't change me or my outlook, have my friends and family when things get tough. Thanks again.
theloadeddragon
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that yah do my boy! See yah soon, Keep your chin up,
treemansbuds
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Weather update-
HOT says the weatherman.....
Since my last weather update, temps have been staying in the mid 90's, 94-95 with the night time lows at mid to upper 60's
Yesterday the temps went up....99.o was our high, and 65.7 our low. We will threaten the century mark today, haven't gotten their yet, but we came close 99.7.
Girls were fed tea today, the plants look great. The mad purps are really stretching now and I see hairs coming from the bud sites.
TMB-
HOT says the weatherman.....
Since my last weather update, temps have been staying in the mid 90's, 94-95 with the night time lows at mid to upper 60's
Yesterday the temps went up....99.o was our high, and 65.7 our low. We will threaten the century mark today, haven't gotten their yet, but we came close 99.7.
Girls were fed tea today, the plants look great. The mad purps are really stretching now and I see hairs coming from the bud sites.
TMB-
Hodgegrown
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Yeah, going to be around 100 here today so gave all the girls a good drink. Will start the molasses the next feeding on the Medi, she's frosting up where I need to ware my Ray Bans when in the garden, lol You'll see her for yourself soon. Sis in law is coming out for the night and pie's are to be made, got your name on one.