My TV just called the police on me.

bu$hleaguer · Feb 23, 2015

Dyna Ryda said:
I have a samsung smart tv in my bedroom. I wonder who has been listening to all the live action going on in there? Sometimes it gets loud.

Like how loud?

kelly4 · Feb 23, 2015

DEVOlution is very real, monkeys!

DonPetro · Feb 23, 2015

Got home from work and old Sam Sung was bangin the wife. Said it was tired of hearing her complain about me all the time.

BigHulk · Feb 23, 2015

Singlemalt said:
Cops showed up here the other day. They said I threatened to shoot the TV, "How do you know?" The TV reported you and filed a protection order. "Its all a misunderstanding, it was really Nancy Grace I wanted to shoot". Cop gets on his smart phone, talks a bit, then says OK, TV is rescinding the PO but you can never have Nancy Grace on it again. They also let me keep my guns

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaqhaqhahahaha :bigjoint:

BigHulk · Feb 23, 2015

Dyna Ryda said:
I'm just being a smart ass. I assume the government is listening and following me all the time.

heh
that's cool.
so u ride HD Dyna?

honeybread · Feb 23, 2015

I can see some interesting "hacking" stories come from this in the future.

Singlemalt · Feb 23, 2015

On a serious note
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31545050

US and UK accused of hacking Sim card firm to steal codes
US and British intelligence agencies hacked into a major manufacturer of Sim cards in order to steal codes that facilitate eavesdropping on mobiles, a US news website says.

MightyMike530 · Feb 23, 2015

lahadaextranjera said:
What! Wait?! Doesn't everyone dickslap?

only as i transition into full dick-copter...

lahadaextranjera · Feb 23, 2015

MightyMike530 said:
only as i transition into full dick-copter...

+rep. I appreciate a good bit of equipment! Nice one!

Pinworm · Feb 23, 2015

MightyMike530 said:
only as i transition into full dick-copter...

Ginger? That wiener has no soul.

tyler.durden · Feb 23, 2015

ttystikk said:
George Orwell was a visionary. The fact that no one listened wasn't his fault.

Tom Jefferson saw these things as an inevitability long before Orwell...

tytheguy111 · Feb 23, 2015

ttystikk said:
George Orwell was a visionary. The fact that no one listened wasn't his fault.

Yeah when I heard about the TVs and the xbox one I felt like Winston lol seeing the shit not alot do

Funny its only us stoners or chronic masturbaters that actually give a shit

I asked a non smoking friend if he cared that his xbox was constantly recording him he said, "I dont give two shits its fucking awsome" -_-

This outlines two things

One: people are so fucking lazy they can't click a few buttons

And Two people are really ignorant and dont analyze shit in the big picture

Wow its a t.v. I dont even need a controller for it just listens for me and records 24/7

Where do you think these recordings go???

To advertisers more then likely

Who else could intercept it?

the NSA, DEA???

ILLUMINATI??? (lol jk about the Illuminati)

but its frightening that people will give up there privacy for a fucking tv

Unclebaldrick · Feb 23, 2015

Pinworm said:
Ginger? That wiener has no soul.

Hold on! It could be a day-walker dick. Are there freckles?

My dick is nestled in a curly nest of long, luxurious redness and it has a soul!

But if this one has freckles, it is gross.

bu$hleaguer · Feb 23, 2015

Nice hellicockter. That cum cannon has some weight to it. I can almost feel it slap slap slapping my nose and cheeks while I'm kneeling behind the Chuck E Cheese's by the 50gal grease drum again.

Flaming Pie · Feb 23, 2015

In before the close.

Skuxx · Feb 23, 2015

My tv just changed the channel when I clicked this thread. Fuckin sorcery.

Unclebaldrick · Feb 23, 2015

Flaming Pie said:
In before the close.

The coverup begins

Flaming Pie · Feb 23, 2015

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Dyna Ryda · Feb 23, 2015

bu$hleaguer said:
Like how loud?

loud enough I don't like to make eye contact with the neighbors

Dyna Ryda · Feb 23, 2015

BigHulk said:
heh
that's cool.
so u ride HD Dyna?

yes sir

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