Yeah and I got the CC about how many Margarita's you've been blending since that kid was born. That blender is mad as hell and it's not gonna take it anymore!Fuck. My blender just reported me for exaggerating my service record.
Firewall, nothing comes or goes except through my firewall, not even my TV. I opted out of a Smart Meter because I couldn't firewall that mother. You can get into my complex but you can't get the fuck out! You should SEE what my logs look like! It's ugly out there very ugly, thank you jesus for the outgoing firewall.
Oh and it's scary what passes for parenting. Then again back in the day we learned objective information. Today the parents have mostly passed complete socialization to the state in the guise of education. Ok I need to smoke now, iBarbie indeed.