Joining up with Jesus is one of the few things I would prevent my kid from doing. I don't trust those fucking people. Be religious all you want, but those folks that go out and recruit teens are pretty suspect IMHO.
I find drag queens reading to kids much less concerning than dudes in their 30s interpreting the Bible at 12 year olds. Those fabulous glamazons just don't set off alarm bells in the same way.
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