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rory420420

rory420420

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I figure midway up that hill on the left will be perfect..can get to it via a road,id have to park then walk a tough walk,but I could float the river with a telescope and check for unwanted visitors before i walk to the garden..now the hardes part..getting the dirt mixed and in a hole!
 
DMTER

DMTER

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[FONT=lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif]Well I had the most beautiful thing happen the other evening...I was laying down to sleep thinking about guitar. I have always imagined the fretboard in my mind and always see the patterns as a 1, a 5th and a 7th like actual numbers perfectly related...a sort of math if you will...where there is perfection and beauty. Well this other evening my mind was blown I started seeing the fretboard and its chord/scale shapes together but as color instead of numbers...it went from a math with perfection to more of an art with degrees of flexibility...instead of a 1,5,7 (perfection) I see a blue, orange, red (shades of perfection)...this has REALLY blown my mind...and has improved my playing and creativity immensely...this was after a very warm and heavy candy flip with lots of dmt....thank you psychedelics!!!![/FONT]​
 
Mr ADHD

Mr ADHD

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I suddenly realized the seriousness of my relationship as I sit in the car in 3° weather infront of my gf's obgyn office...

Got up an hour early to clear ice and snow off the car

Drove since shes afraid of icey roads

Dropped her off at the door

Have a large cup of fresh coffee waiting

Keep moving the car whenever a closer parking spot opens up

Yep....im hooked, I love her lol

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Grojak

Grojak

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When did twenty start rhyming with funny, seriously I don't recall ever saying twunny but you hear stoners all the time "yo it's four twunny".
 
rory420420

rory420420

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Rappars don't rhyme anymore silly..they slur their words or say the same one at the end of the line 5 times in a row..I wish biggie would come back from the dead and lay em all down...
 
Mr ADHD

Mr ADHD

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Got my divorce papers from the court today, and had a very constructive conversation with my ex. Finally got closure and can move forward with my life with my girl.
 

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rory420420

rory420420

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Know why divorce is so expensive?
Cause its fucking worth it!

What's the leading cause of divorce?
Marriage.

Congrats!! Passing the cyber doob your way!
Now..don't make the same mistake again..stay single..its a piece of paper you can live without,but can't live with.
 
Mr ADHD

Mr ADHD

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rory420420 said:
Know why divorce is so expensive?
Cause its fucking worth it!

What's the leading cause of divorce?
Marriage.

Congrats!! Passing the cyber doob your way!
Now..don't make the same mistake again..stay single..its a piece of paper you can live without,but can't live with.
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LOL actually my divorce didn't cost me a penny since she cheated. I told the great girl Im with that Im in no hurry, ask me in a few years if I feel like getting married. Shes divorced as well so she gets it.
 
rory420420

rory420420

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Its been,in my experience,that most girls I've settled down with are awesome..and after about 5 years ill still wanna choke em(not really,but u understand frusteration!)..
Ahh..love is grand..almost valentines day...maybe some canna chocolates for my sweetheart..
 
rory420420

rory420420

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I had one that liked being choked with a belt..almost married her but our live in girlfriend kinda botced the marriage(plus my ex was crazy..lol)
 
rory420420

rory420420

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I knew I had a winner when I found a s soviet sks rifle under her mattress..down bitch...same one with the red teeth.lol.
 
canndo

canndo

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hate waking up this early in the morning, wife gone to work, overcast, nothing important to do, quiet and cool


and no book

and no drugs.
 
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