Prison Stories

ebgood

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And according to "Orange is the New Black" they are all mucking out each others downstairs like it's their fucking job.

That show makes prison look fun.
its just like that on the womens side too. im sure 3 or 4 of the chicks in there eat the tutu. but theyre all cute so i dont judge
 

420nell420

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I was arrested at 17 for DWI and possession. i deserved every bit of it too.....Girl jail in Texas isn't very scary or interesting. mostly prostitutes who are actually very nice and motherly. still really really fucking gross. I still can't eat ramen or bologna.....P.S they do NOT have tampons in jail.....................................
 

reddan1981

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I don't know if you know him but at one time Ronny O'Sullivans dad (also named Ronny) was my cell mate (snooker player). I had 5 days to go before release, (after 10 yr IPP) stupidity I brought back a bottle of jd from a home leave. And got myself an extra 4 months. Misses was pissed.
 

ODanksta

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I was arrested at 17 for DWI and possession. i deserved every bit of it too.....Girl jail in Texas isn't very scary or interesting. mostly prostitutes who are actually very nice and motherly. still really really fucking gross. I still can't eat ramen or bologna.....P.S they do NOT have tampons in jail.....................................
You have a DWI? Lol me too.. we are like bonnie and clyde ;)
 

LetsGetCritical

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What's the point of this? You are dim witted. What makes you accuse critical of hitting his ole lady? Just like the time your dumb ass thought max was a rat and based it on the fact he wouldn't answer you because he had you on ignore.
its common knowledge we broke up for a little while, its in my old grow journals, but I never touched her rather got into a fight with her brother in law instead, he's clutching at straws cus he's a really really angry little man
 

Joedank

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I gave some dude that was locked up shirtless my under shirt. Felt bad for the guy it was cold in there. I was just in for a PI so was out a few hours later.

The time before that i gave a bum my dinner, lol. It was probably the worst thing i have ever tasted, but he ate it up like it was a kobe steak.

Ive never been for more than a night, all over 10 years ago. Funny hiw after i quit drinking i quit getting locked up. Shits the devil.
thats like my story ... creepy...lol
 
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