Prison Stories

oldtimer54

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So we've all been there. Any memorable stories? My first time in prison I was in the van on the way and a big guy asked me if it was my first time in prison, he must have smelt my newbness, and then tells me "don't worry, it's nothing like in the movies" followed by a big toothless chuckle.
FYI this guy who was made famous for his appearance in the movie Deliverance is a North Carolina resident he can be seen from time to time on the reality series Hillbilly Blood his name is Herbert "cowboy" Coward .....just a little tarheel trivia.
 

LetsGetCritical

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FYI this guy who was made famous for his appearance in the movie Deliverance is a North Carolina resident he can be seen from time to time on the reality series Hillbilly Blood his name is Herbert "cowboy" Coward .....just a little tarheel trivia.
thanks mate I didn't know who he was just a google image I picked out
 

Gary Goodson

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I did a stint in San Quentin, yea, I was the leader of this Mexican gang called La Onda. We were at lunch, in line waiting for our food and big Al was all
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Then this half Mexican half white boy name Miklo wanted to join us and tried to offer me his lunch. That's when I told him, I said

Then I grabbed his apple and said "I want his life!" But my homeboy Magic ended up taking his lunch anyway.

So we went ahead and let the little fucker join the club. Worst fucking idea ever! This back stabbing bitch had me set up and killed by one of Bonified's boys!
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I was getting ready to see my daughter and got shanked for cheap times...


Cheap times...


I'm dead now, Miklo is probably still running my gang. That half breed one legged bastard!
 

ttystikk

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I dont think its possible for us to show off , aint nothing cool about getting caught up , or the consequences that follow , there especially aint nothing cool about the people we hurt or the worry & burden we put on our familys , aint nothing cool about being in a set inside or banging outside, i could of said much more too but its not what people want to know , i dont think your bragging its just part of your life & its a real life that most cant imagine when you lay it down for them to read , its beyond what television can capture .

To this day most people dont believe my constant problems with the police arent my own fault because they dont get the arm put on them by leo out of the blue , a cop runs your plate & your pulled over immediately & fucked with , i know the drill all too well where no matter how hard you try the government has the cards stacked to make you fail & for silly shit nobody else gets fucked with for , ive never stopped paying for what i did cause they set the system up to keep us down once out & that is fact .

Your last statement about your family hit me especially hard & thats why i didnt respond till now , family is my weak spot & i feel for ya because i know , ive been where your at & had to make the same choices & weigh the same odds you are but getting my family out of Detroit & to a safe place came 1st , as long as family is the focul point you'll do well bro .
THIS is what's wrong with 'law enforcement'- it's been turned into a fascist tool for fucking with people.
 

ttystikk

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No reason to be sorry or pm unless your uncomfortable posting , but yes its a life sentence that never stops interfering with your life , my story really could be a movie like unclebaldrick said , i went from being a pot growing biker to a prisoner with my 1st bit onto being a violent One Two convict with my 2nd bit , lost a fortune in seizures , beat a 22 to life rap on appeal , petitioned the Governor to set aside my felony drug charges so i could provide medibles for my wifes Multiple Sclerosis & the Governor sided in my favor for compassionate care, i made another small fortune in real estate & ended up opening my own legal dispensary which i sold at a nice profit 3 yrs later , we had cops trying to murder our attack dogs to gain access to the gated 4,000 sq ft home i inherited from my parents because they wanted to find a reason to gain access & seize the property because of its high value, we had cops threaten to bust the gate down if i didnt open it in 30 seconds , had $3k in damage done to my front door because my wife wouldnt allow cops to search our home on a traffic warrant for our son who hasnt lived with us in 20 yrs, had both our homes illegally searched a half dozen times , had cops peer thru the door window & claim they saw drugs & paraphernalia & booted the door in when what they claimed as being drugs & paraphernalia was Mcintosh hifi equipment & reel to reel tapes , on that occasion the cops threatened to murder my wifes helper dog that she needs dearly if i didnt lock him away from their site , they seized weed & hash from her big 6 toker hooka & claimed the hash was black tar heroin , bunch more money spent with Figer law firm proving it was thc & not heroin .

Ive been beaten by police while my 80 yr old mother & pregnant wife watched from the car & my mother pissed herself when the cops flipped out & were screaming at her & my wife , that incident i got broken ribs & a broke collar bone & a nice hospital stay for resisting arrest because i asked them wtf i was being hassled for , ive had my Panhead Harley seized supposedly for having faulty equipment because the cop didnt know what a rocker foot clutch was & had to spend $10k in legal fees getting the bike back , they seized my wifes Fatboy Harley at the same time for 2 joints in her saddle bag even though she had her med card with her , they tried to keep both bikes without ever filing drug charges .

I got a pretty large settlement from a work accident & bought my wife a new Jaguar which the cops seized for weed in the glove box & my wife was in possesion of her liscensed ccw 45 cal & 380 cal pistols , the cops were so sure they were gonna get to keep the car a fukin state cop was driving her $90,000 car as his own & smoking cigarettes in the car , the car stayed at the state police post for months of legal wrangling & never hit the impound & when i did get release paperwork we had well over $10k in legal fees just getting her car back , i was convicted of wreckless driving & given no reason for the cars seizure .

Ive had cops come to my work site & detain me for questioning on a supposed crime stoppers anonymous tip, then leave me stranded 2 counties away from my car when they released me , we had cops come to our kids school & give a special talk to the class where they asked my son point blank if daddy or mommy had any drugs or plants in the home , my son told the cop to beat it cause his papa told him cops werent his friend & to be afraid of the police , a few days later the cops sicked child protective services on us for how i taught my sons to fear government figures & had all 3 children questioned if daddy or mommy used drugs or spanked them by the cps people .

My wife is Lebanese muslim & wears traditional clothing alot of the time & the harassment she suffered by cops was unreal, durring one search of our home they demanded to search my wifes robes for weapons & when we wouldnt agree they screamed at her so loud it brought our very wealthy neurosurgeon neighbor over & he walked right in & demanded answers from the cops , they threatened him with jail if he didnt stop filming them on his i phone , they called my wife a sand nigger & my doctor neighbor a black ass nigger on tape yet Bloomfield Hills pd stood by their cops actions when we all 3 of us filed complaints , my neighbor filmed the cops threatening us with jail if we didnt willingly open our safes for them , if i woulda gave them the comb willingly they woulda seized my lifes savings of all legal money that i refuse to keep in banks because of the constant seizure attempts .

The Linden police raided my sons home on the lake because he was growing 6 plants but was legal for 12 , they iniatiated seizure proceedings to seize the home worth about $400k but since the home was in our realty companys name & not privately owned they had to show cause before a district judge who dismissed their claims against the property , ive had the cops surround me at an indoor bank atm for withdrawing $4,000 from the atm with $1,000 comming from each of our accounts , supposedly i looked suspicious pulling out 4 different wads of cash so they detained us , i had recipts for the withdrawals matching exact dollar amounts yet the $4,000 was seized as suspected ill gotten gains , $1,500 in legal fees to get my 4 grand back .

I could fill 20 pages with shit the cops have done to me & my family , fuk i own a home in canada i havent seen since shortly after 9-11 where now i need a pardon from the queen of england to even visit the small vacation home my father left us , our kids spend summers there so we keep up the home , i only listed about 10% of the shit ive been thru with police since getting out cause once they see the 2 affiliations with organized crime they start drooling over seizures , ive spent over $200 grand in legal fees over the last 30 yrs defending our businesses & personal propertys from constant seizure efforts even though every last $ i made has been reported & taxed , every time the outlaws clubhouse in Detroit gets raided the cops show up at our place trying to gain entry supposedly looking for my brother who they know lives in Texas now .

I really could do a tv movie of the week & its not just you its thousands of us who get strong armed by cops & he more assets you have listed the harder they try to take it all .
Wow.

You've combined me that pour condition isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

You had to make a fortune just so you could defend yourself from all the illegal activity THE COPS WERE DOING.

Why haven't you sued them? For millions?
 

DutchKillsRambo

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Singer Rick James (Super Freak) worked for me for about 2 years....he was scared to death the whole time. He wrote a book about it after he got out...
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Personal favorite of mine. And that's pretty sweet you were there for this chapter:

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The best thing to ever come out of my home city, this guy was amazing:
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I've never spent more than a few hours under arrest so I don't really have any cool stories. I did get arrested wearing just a pair of briefs after my friends threw my pants on a business roof all while screaming "I'm not naked! It's not illegal!" and getting arm-barred into the back of the cruiser
 

chewberto

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I saw a dude get stabbed for telling another inmate who he got a soup from.

Don't tell people who you got a soup from then, and you won't get stabbed.
 

doublejj

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Genuinely a Cool Story Bro! Dude maybe thought you were jumping in, I would have stuck you too if I thought so. No offense!
Yeah it all happened so fast. I certainly wasn't his intended victim. And because I had failed to hit my alarm, he did not know staff was even there. I was lucky the leadman & I were tight. If I had hit my alarm & followed procedures, it would have ended differently. I met some real stand up dudes in Folsom, on both sides...and some real assholes too....on both sides.
 
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Silky T

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Can you imagine how much the world has changed from 1976 to now?That mother fing man has been behind bars a long time
I've heard that some folks that have been down a long time can't handle the changes from like '76 til now. They say life moves much, much faster than in '76 and they can't keep up; it's too overwhelming and they either go back in on purpuse or off themselves. Just another prison "story" I heard.
 

doublejj

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I've heard that some folks that have been down a long time can't handle the changes from like '76 til now. They say life moves much, much faster than in '76 and they can't keep up; it's too overwhelming and they either go back in on purpuse or off themselves. Just another prison "story" I heard.
it's a different world inside....
 

ttystikk

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I've heard that some folks that have been down a long time can't handle the changes from like '76 til now. They say life moves much, much faster than in '76 and they can't keep up; it's too overwhelming and they either go back in on purpuse or off themselves. Just another prison "story" I heard.
Maybe you're just remembering the scene from the Shawshank Redemption.
 
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